Well, at work today (I'm a camp counselor and a tennis instructor.) we were doing some simple hitting on the tennis courts with the younger kids. Their ages ranged from about 6-8. So i'm throwing tennis balls at them to hit, when this kid absolutely clobbers one. I was so close up that I had practically no reaction time. The ball hit me square in the balls. I didn't know whether to fall over, strangle the kid, or start swearing. I just walked it off.
No kids for me.
u have a job at age 14? i cant even get a job.
you should of raped the kid...
that'll teach him..
lol something simular happened to me in gym a few years ago. We were playing hockey and I was the goalie a kid hit a puck when I wasn't watchin' (I am bad in gym I never help my teem) and it hit me in the crotch I took a second of extreme pain(actually about a minute before I got up) and picked up the hockey stick and beat the crap out of him. I got suspended for it and the entire time in the principiles office I had to have an ice pack on my crotch. You made the right decision though I wish I could take it back...
At 8/10/05 07:10 PM, MonkeyShooter wrote: u have a job at age 14? i cant even get a job.
Yeah, it's only a summer job obviously. Pay's alright, $300 for two weeks. Plus I get to play tennis and stuff.
At 8/10/05 07:12 PM, Indian_Wrestler wrote: lol,you got pwned by a kid
Yeah I did, the whole staff was ROFL'ing. Sorta.
At 8/10/05 07:12 PM, -MinimaN- wrote: you should of raped the kid...
that'll teach him..
Nah I'm good. Thanks though.
At 8/10/05 07:12 PM, DaveMan_CI wrote: fkin hell man, that musta bought a tear to ur eye! i can feel ur pain from here man
Hahah, yeah, I teared up a little bit.
At 8/10/05 07:15 PM, PerfectGamer wrote: Similar story, but funny nonetheless.
HAHAHA, that's awesome man, sweet revenge. Was your principal a woman? I think a guy woulda understood your pain.
Actually it was a guy but I think he was gay. I mean he had a hot secretary and he never did anything and he was not married. I still think about that secretary... when I was in the office with the princible the secretary came in and wispered something in his ear you could see into her shirt. I almost cried because it was turning me on and it really hurt! I wish I had my yearbook I would look her name up. But anyway I was in the principals office most of the year for not doing my homework or fighting. He was probably just tired of seeing me.
At 8/10/05 07:41 PM, HeinousDude wrote: pix pls
Yeah, we want pictures of your swollen penis.
dude that sucks i wouldve hit him back with a tennis ball!
Are you two sickos or something? I mean taking pictures was the last thing on my mind.
Hey Mr. Nibbles it didn't stop your juice from flowin' did it?
well you shouldn't stand that close or get the tennis club to get a automatic ball server and you can stand off to one side and shout directions
At 8/10/05 07:51 PM, PerfectGamer wrote: Hey Mr. Nibbles it didn't stop your juice from flowin' did it?
Why, you wanted some? lmao ;)
Heck no! But it was a serious question.
At 8/10/05 07:10 PM, MonkeyShooter wrote: u have a job at age 14? i cant even get a job.
yeah i know really thatd be the day i got a job and im almost 16
Looks like a topic is dead Tyler come over here! Ashes to ashes, dust to dust (start singing together) combiyah my lord...(start crying as though it was family member then goes to next dead topic and does it again)
At 8/10/05 08:01 PM, PerfectGamer wrote: Heck no! But it was a serious question.
Hahah, I dunno, but no, I'm not gay. I'm flattered though.
At 8/10/05 06:50 PM, MrNibbles wrote: stuff
Did you video tape it? I wish you would have. That would be another great nutcrushing video.
At 8/10/05 07:53 PM, Holyghostz wrote: well you shouldn't stand that close or get the tennis club to get a automatic ball server and you can stand off to one side and shout directions
We have those. The kids were too young, they woulda been taken out. WHOAH. I got an idea for revenge.
At 8/10/05 11:54 PM, TheFaces wrote:
Did you video tape it? I wish you would have. That would be another great nutcrushing video.
Hahaha, nah. I wish I woulda. It's pretty friggen funny now that I think about it.
At 8/11/05 12:02 AM, MrNibbles wrote:At 8/10/05 11:54 PM, TheFaces wrote:Did you video tape it? I wish you would have. That would be another great nutcrushing video.Hahaha, nah. I wish I woulda. It's pretty friggen funny now that I think about it.
Yeah you could send it into one of those crappy home video shows and mabey get abonch of money for it.
eh heh heh heh u got clobbered in the balls, thats funny
At 8/11/05 12:07 AM, -TheFaces- wrote: Yeah you could send it into one of those crappy home video shows and mabey get abonch of money for it.
No, a video of a baby crying or a dog farting would win.
Something horrible happened to me too...I accidentally voted a 0 on the Little Girl flash when I meant to give it a 5...
Ouch,that must have hurt...but the kid didn't intend on hitting you in the balls...
At 8/10/05 06:50 PM, MrNibbles wrote: Well, at work today (I'm a camp counselor and a tennis instructor.) we were doing some simple hitting on the tennis courts with the younger kids. Their ages ranged from about 6-8. So i'm throwing tennis balls at them to hit, when this kid absolutely clobbers one. I was so close up that I had practically no reaction time. The ball hit me square in the balls. I didn't know whether to fall over, strangle the kid, or start swearing. I just walked it off.
No kids for me.
tell the kid to watch where's he's aiming. And tell his/her parents to stop giving the kid so much sugar.
lol
Kill a man, you're a murderer, kill many, you're a conqueror, kill 'em all, and you're a god!
At 8/10/05 07:42 PM, Hypocrite wrote:At 8/10/05 07:41 PM, HeinousDude wrote: pix plsYeah, we want pictures of your swollen penis.
Do we ever!
speaking of jobs i need a job! and ive had worse! when i was 7 my bike handle got rammed into my side and i have a scar!
At 8/11/05 02:01 AM, Double_Demon wrote:
Ouch,that must have hurt...but the kid didn't intend on hitting you in the balls...
Dunno, it was a pretty malicious swing. Which is why I should have dove over the net and punched him in the face.
At 8/11/05 02:03 AM, anime_is_my_thing wrote: when i was 7 my bike handle got rammed into my side and i have a scar!
Animeboy obviously doesn't have a pen0r.
