At 7/8/05 10:45 AM, TripN wrote:
Carlos Mencia is a fat hispanic comedian who uses 5th grade style punchlines, and frat boy comedy to get laughs. Comedy Central, trying to bring in big ratings by recreating the formula of chappelles show; recently gave him his own show called 'Mind of Mencia'. On this show Carlos mencia makes hilarious jokes, and by hilarious I mean completely fucking mindless and retarded. Here are some examples.
Carlos mencia isn't fat you moron, you're probably just anorexic. And 5th graders don't even get his jokes.
Woman: Do I look fat in this dress.
Carlos: No, you look fat in everything. HAHAHAHHA
THe only reason this looks stupid is because of the HAHAHAHAHA and it's put on text. He doesn't laugh. When it's put on text you can't hear his voice. so you just imagine it all said in a flat tone. When he says it out loud it translates to "If you look fat in something your not just fat in those clothes, because you ARE fat you stupid insecure bitch!"
Carlos: Why cant I bone my sister? Think about it.. If adam and eve had kids and they populated the earth somebody had to bone their sister HAHAHAHAHAha
Well it's true dumbass. Anyway, he's not saying he wants to lay his sister because they did it, he also showed how the bible contradicts himself. P.S. Again with the AHAHAHHAHA. Let me rephrase it the way he actually sadi it.
"god doesn't want me to bone my sister, but think about it. God created Adam and Eve, and ONLY adam and eve. THey had two sons, and three daughters. So HOW are we here? somebody HAD to bone their sister"
Carlos Mencia is an unfunny dumbass and if you watch his show you are too. I'm done.
No, you're just too obsessed over the politically correct thing to appreciate his honesty in observation. He even proved what that weird sign with the mother father and daughter in California was for. THe guy just kept saying it was for general people who try to cross the freeway. White people never do that, so Carlos and the californians were thinking mexicans(trying to escape), or child support problems (the father was not holding hands with the mother or daughter, and it looked like they could be chasing him, though that wasn't as serious) THen he tricked the guy into thinking the camera is off and saying it's personal, and...LOL.
Anyway, you're allowed to have an opinion, as all of us are, but I am also allowed to say GO fuck yourself.
