i used to masturbate constantly... not much has changed in 21 short years

I was always the nice, somewhat social akward guy who every one didn't mind and asked advice for
now I'm the nice, somewhat social akward guy who every one doesn't mind and asked advice for...wait what? Damn!

i was a self mutalation obsessed, drug dealing work-aholic racist who listened to mainstream music and was a complete tool.

Now i am an very different... but i still am very oppinionated and my opinions on most things havent changed much. Im still pasionate about the same things...

Im so different from how i used to be, but simotanously i am so the same as i have always been: its strange to think about

well, I dont fight at school anymore because I get sent back to juvie if I do. Wich sucks cause there are alot of idiots that like to start shit at my school, especially with the white kids, lucky for me I know all of the mexicans that everybodys afraid of and they back me up if somone starts to piss me off.

In kindergarden, I was voted most likely to become a actor, but now im just hella shy.

Elementry school, loud mouth annoying kid who hanged out with a low level retard (seriously, I found out years later he has brain problems.) Junior high, I met up with my old group of friends from 3rd grade (they built a new elementry school so they went their for a few years) My old friends turned into perverted punk type people. So some time I was a punk with straight A's :D. Good times, good times. I was perverted but I was to shy to talk to girls. Go figure. High school, all those friends went to the bad kid high school while with my A's I was aloud to go to the real high school, Ya know, the ones that let you go to college. I got rekindled with my old religion and all that good rot and now I'm a moderate religious guy who hangs out with all sorts of people. I guess I have a group of friends, but they arn't close friends like most people have.

So now I guess I'm a moderate religious guy who can get along with just about anybody and is finally out of a bad loop. Wow, my life for a while sucked!

I am a nice and caring person. Which is why I never get into fights and stuff except for that one time in middle school when I snapped......

Ive always been the comedian in my schools, so im hated and loved.

These all-too familiar lyrics sums it up for me.

I used to ride my big wheel, and sell lemonade,
Eat popcorn with Grandpa while we watched a parade.
But now, I'm only happy when I'm drinking JD.
What the hell happened to me?

I used to have fun throwing snowballs with my best friend, Billy,
And Mom would make us cocoa when we got too chilly.
But now, I only get excited when I see a girl pee.
What the fuck happened to me?

I used to be the nicest kid in the neighborhood,
I only did the things that my Mama said I should,
But now, I just do whatever I want,
I even whipped it out in a restaurant!

I USED TO....help clean the park in the middle of town,
Then play kickball 'till the sun went down.
But now, all I do is get VD.
What the fuck happened to me? It makes no sense.
I can't believe I ended up me. I'm outta my gourd.
Won't somebody please help me?

I'm kind of a weirdo.

At 4/12/05 11:28 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Before I had my name I was -TheFrenchSuck- most people hated me, and I was an asshole. Very few remember me from then because well I dunno people starting noticing me when I became SlipperyMooseCakes. Now i'm a laid back guy, I always try to be as nice as possible, and enjoy talking to the million NG users that instant messge me on AIM. NG has changed me alot since I first came on here...It's actually kind of nice.

I remebered you as -TheFrenchSuck-, I used to hate you and critisize your every goddamn idea on life. Now you're laid back and everyone loves you, even me! :D <3

But now that I've gone through all the posts, I just realized that NG has really changed me. And some come from the Penny Arcade Forums.

I actually used to typed like this:

At 6/24/04 05:09 PM, cjt321 wrote:

:: what would u tell bush if you ever got the chance to

:u fucking moron!! u fucking ass licking, butt sniffing, dick sucking moron!!!! ahhh! ....whoo, time for a chill pill (hooray for safe over the counter medicine!)

Now that I look back at myself, I hate me.

At 4/12/05 10:42 PM, -munchies- wrote: I was the shy quiet type, now I'm just a loud asshole that everyone loves and hates.

LoL same ere.

At 4/13/05 12:24 AM, Tahnok wrote:

At 4/12/05 10:42 PM, -munchies- wrote: I was the shy quiet type, now I'm just a loud asshole that everyone loves and hates.

Ditto.

Looky looky :o

Tahnok has made a triumphen return! :O

At 4/12/05 10:42 PM, -munchies- wrote: What kind of person were you before? Did you ever change?

I was the shy quiet type, now I'm just a loud asshole that everyone loves and hates.

I was the loud perverted type, then I realized that girls are turned on more by just feeling their tits than hearing random perverted shit*.

*That's not really saying much either.

At 4/12/05 10:42 PM, -munchies- wrote: What kind of person were you before? Did you ever change?

I was the shy quiet type, now I'm just a loud asshole that everyone loves and hates.

Pretty much a mix of shy and quiet, and loud and stupid.

-NightCrawler-: Eloquent Bra Wrapper

YoshiK: Malignant Shampoo Groper

JewBear: Enraptured Lick Sauce

HoboPorn: Flippant Hip Watcher

Tahnok: Quintessential Hair Deoderent

afliXion: Formidable Sleeve Sniffer

AmazeKing: Simplistic lighter Bender

Sorry if I skipped some of you, so many people. If I do it just tell me and I will get to you as soon as possible.

At 4/12/05 10:42 PM, -munchies- wrote: What kind of person were you before? Did you ever change?

I was pretty different but I wouldn't say I've changed too much. It's more the things I do that've changed.