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who got aids first?

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who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:47:37


who got aids first my freinds say a french explorer
.......only a frenchman

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:48:33


It was originally a monkeys disease
Some people are weird..

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:49:20


Nobody knows who Patient X was. It's been around since at least the 50's.

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:49:38


I heard Aids came from monkeys. I dunno who was crazy enough to rape a monkey =S=S.


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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:50:39


At 4/10/05 02:48 PM, Hoohah wrote: It was originally a monkeys disease
Some people are weird..

I'm sorry, I should've never done it...


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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:51:19


At 4/10/05 02:49 PM, Auz wrote: Monkey rape.

Who said it was rape?

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:51:34


Monkey fuckers, they deserved it and the sick fuck who had secks with teh monkey fucker deserved it but everyone after that it isnt very cool for


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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:51:48


At 4/10/05 02:50 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:
At 4/10/05 02:48 PM, Hoohah wrote: It was originally a monkeys disease
Some people are weird..
I'm sorry, I should've never done it...

Let me guess, someone double-dog dared you to? O_O

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:52:35


im fucking sick of people saying this.

the monkey was NOT raped, the sex was consentual.

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:53:39


At 4/10/05 02:47 PM, blackpred wrote: who got aids first my freinds say a french explorer
.......only a frenchman

Gay men started it. You're mom was the original, before her sex change.

Oh yeah, I wasn't supposed to disclose that information... my b....

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:53:42


At 4/10/05 02:51 PM, Natalya_Numanae wrote: Let me guess, someone double-dog dared you to? O_O

No, I was horny, and in the jungle...


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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:54:37


At 4/10/05 02:53 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:
At 4/10/05 02:51 PM, Natalya_Numanae wrote: Let me guess, someone double-dog dared you to? O_O
No, I was horny, and in the jungle...

And you were you

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:54:52


Well if Aids came from Monkeys and we elvolved from monkeys, that makes plenty of sense right? I'm pretty sure that I don't have aids, if I did I would've been diagnosed long ago.

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:57:07


At 4/10/05 02:54 PM, FrOzEn_FoX wrote: Well if Aids came from Monkeys and we elvolved from monkeys, that makes plenty of sense right? I'm pretty sure that I don't have aids, if I did I would've been diagnosed long ago.

No.. Someone must've had sex with a monkey

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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:57:22


I say, if I ever get aids, (cause you know how you get 10 years or so to live), I'd wait until the last day of those ten years and then do something tragic like blowing up a country before I died.

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:57:53


At 4/10/05 02:51 PM, WTFSYESH wrote:
At 4/10/05 02:49 PM, Auz wrote: Monkey rape.
Who said it was rape?

Mweh let's just keep it at monkeyblood being mixed with the blood of a human by accident. That's also a way to get aids (for those who didn't know).


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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 14:58:03


At 4/10/05 02:51 PM, cantprovenothin wrote: Monkey fuckers, they deserved it and the sick fuck who had secks with teh monkey fucker deserved it but everyone after that it isnt very cool for

Hooray for education. AIDS isnt just passed through sexual contact. The monkey could have bitten them and they would have contracted it.
You're all sick! No-one said anything about monkey sex.


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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:00:54


At 4/10/05 02:57 PM, Hoohah wrote: No.. Someone must've had sex with a monkey

Flees can transfer disseasses aswell...


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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:01:42


At 4/10/05 03:00 PM, -DareDevilGuy- wrote:
At 4/10/05 02:57 PM, Hoohah wrote: No.. Someone must've had sex with a monkey
Flees can transfer disseasses aswell...

You just said it was you!
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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:08:21


Way to get technical about some disease that nobody cares about, lollerskaytes, tff.

I think rhinos got AIDS first and they're hiding it from us, I demand justice to know!!!!!

And on a side note, didn't AIDS in the 80's used to be called 'the gay plauge'?

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:08:51


At 4/10/05 03:01 PM, Hoohah wrote: You just said it was you!
Liarzlies

Yes, I did do it, but I'm saying it could've been something else


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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:11:42


I heard a theory that the American government tried to create a deadly & very infectious virus, the came up with AIDS. They then tested it on criminals, & when they saw nothing happened (AIDS takes awhile to become noticable) they let them go. Now with all the sodomy that goes on in jail it is said to have infected the gay community. That's why ppl originally thought being gay gives you AIDS.

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:12:10


At 4/10/05 02:58 PM, jump3rboi wrote: Whoever says that monkeys got AIDS first really needs to get their facts straight. Monkeys can't get it because HIV stands for Human Iffency Virus (I think), and scientists injected HIV in monkeys and their cells killed it off, meaning monkeys can't get AIDS. It was homosexual people that got AIDS first, not monkeys.

But doesnt that mean monkeys could have developed an immunity to it after humans had already evolved to humans so the immunity was not developed in humans but in mokeys but will develop in humans in a shitload of years ..... if ya know what i mean.


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Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:15:21


At 4/10/05 02:51 PM, WTFSYESH wrote:
At 4/10/05 02:49 PM, Auz wrote: Monkey rape.
Who said it was rape?

sounds more like love

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:18:59


I heard there was some guy who would fly to a bunch of different countrys and fuck prostitutes there... Eventually after all this shit adding up he eventually god Aids, and spread it around all across the world. I highly doubt this is how it really took off but... whatever

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:31:43


The whole monkey theory came about because in some parts of the world, they eat monkey brains. That's how it could've been passed, not from having sex with the monkey.

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:34:05


OK..this is what I heard.

A guy in africa somehow gets it form a monkey....wtf...

A pilot flies to africa and has gay secks with this african man

Somewhere along the line there was a guy who had had sex with the airline pilot, or someone else who had gay secksings with the airline pilot that was bisexual, giving it to the straight people as well.

Response to who got aids first? 2005-04-10 15:40:36


At 4/10/05 02:49 PM, Auz wrote: I heard Aids came from monkeys. I dunno who was crazy enough to rape a monkey =S=S.

AIDS is an accidental result of taking monkey livers and kidneys to create polio vaccines. Seems like we fucked up somewhere along the lines and infected people with one deadly disease while trying to prevent another deadly disease.