I apologize ahead of time to any rational Goths out there(if there are any), but I have never once met a sane Goth in my life.

Goths are kids who sport black nail polish and Hot Topic pants that look like crap and cost way too much. They listen to Slipknot, thinking that mainstream nilhism seperates them from the rest of us mindless sheep. Most of them shed their gothic phase at about 17, but the hardcore ones buy spellbooks full of magic (thats 'magik' to us muggles) from Barnes and Nobles to hone thier satanic powers. Part of thier rituals involve selecting a 'Goth Name', a general description that defines their inner moodiness and pubescent hormone buildup. Find your goth name now!

Directions:
1. Find out your first and last names.
2. don't be an asshole about the first step, saying 'its too hard lol' or any other dippy hippy bullshit like that.
3.Use the first letter of your first name to select the first part of your goth name from list I. Feel free to shift about the ending vowels to make the word masculine/feminine.
4.Use the first letter of your second name to select the second part of your goth name from list II.

LIST I.
a=Raven
b=Ivy
c=Manioch
d=Aurora
e=Thana
f=Villainy
g=Rak
h=Cryptos
i=Conjura
j=Luciferia
k=Malevolo
l=Faust
m=Anu
n=Nosferatu
o=Syphillis
p=Necrito
q=Necrosis
r=Necrofear
s=Duke (or Mistress)
t=Deathmark
u=Frosty(like anyone's name begins with U)
v=Gregor
w=Mephistophiles
x=Dun Garo
y=Gar Duno
z=Gun Daro

PART II.
a=Moodswing
b=Darkshade
c=Neversmile
d=Darkdeath
e=Coldskull
f=Deathgrip
g=Demonspawn
h=Dreadmore
i=Soulburner
j=Vampiress
k=Deathmonger
l=Nightkiller
m=Frostshocker
n=Nightshade
o=Bloodbeak
p=Deathfist
q=Darkshield
r=Bloodfang
s=Painbringer
t=Tormentor
u=Suffering
v=Coldmoon
w=Fireahnk
x=Cryingoutforattention
y=Quietloner
z=SlipKnotListener

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Yes, some of these names are from Warcraft and other such paganistic material. Those games destroyed my creatvity, so sorry for distressing your dark vibes. Theretofore, I am Duke Neversmile. Kinda cool!

You should burn in hell for this, oh have a nice day.

Duke DarkDeath

Fucking alliteration >:(

pheer me, for I am Necrofear Bloodfang.. Oh yea, and this whole goth thing sucks major arse

At 3/29/05 11:49 PM, CMM_Vampire wrote: You should burn in hell for this, oh have a nice day.

I'll gladly be ther with my lord satan. Then we'll see who's having a nice day while I fire spells at you from the nether! AHAHA!

no

well, thanks for the contribution.

I am Raven SlipKnotListener.

I am Raven Painbringer... kinda badass actually. Makes me want to go cry into the $700 leather outfit my parents bought me about how misunderstood and miserable my life is. Maybe I should half ass an attempted suicide and then go post about it in my Livejournal.

.....I'm not going to say anything....

Luciferia Moodwing... lmao, sounds like it came straight out of a Harry Potter Book! Ha ha ha ha, your post made me laugh.

Luciferia Neversmile

And this is like the KKK topic.

I am Duke Painbringer??
What the fuck, that sounds like a villain from a superhero comic or something.

At 3/29/05 11:53 PM, J05E_Cuervo wrote: Luciferia Neversmile

And this is like the KKK topic.

Really? Who made that topic?
>:)

At 3/29/05 11:48 PM, -trex- wrote:

Goths are kids who sport black nail polish and Hot Topic pants that look like crap and cost way too much. They listen to Slipknot, thinking that mainstream nilhism seperates them from the rest of us mindless sheep. Most of them shed their gothic phase at about 17, but the hardcore ones buy spellbooks full of magic (thats 'magik' to us muggles) from Barnes and Nobles to hone thier satanic powers. Part of thier rituals involve selecting a 'Goth Name', a general description that defines their inner moodiness and pubescent hormone buildup. Find your goth name now!

Well, I know one friend that's a Goth. seems your another steriotype jackass, go around outside to actually know, what they wear, or listen too, or what they think. So my friend, i could call you a geek, for you compare everything in life to " War Craft" So, before you go making lies, think fool.

Mines Ivy Luciferia, kinda weird.

you should make it separate for guys and girls...unless you did that and I didnt notice.

At 3/29/05 11:55 PM, -trex- wrote:

At 3/29/05 11:53 PM, J05E_Cuervo wrote: Luciferia Neversmile

And this is like the KKK topic.

Really? Who made that topic?
>:)

OMG ROFL! I just realized this.

At 3/29/05 11:56 PM, XXcodeXX wrote: Well, I know one friend that's a Goth. seems your another steriotype jackass, go around outside to actually know, what they wear, or listen too, or what they think. So my friend, i could call you a geek, for you compare everything in life to " War Craft" So, before you go making lies, think fool.

Christ, I have goth friends too. I still make fun of them. You're in the category we call "can't take a joke"

Rawr

Mysterious Sphincturian

At 3/29/05 11:58 PM, fuckeroo wrote: you should make it separate for guys and girls...unless you did that and I didnt notice.

Well, if you're a guy and get "luciferia", you should probably use common sense to change it to "luciferio", but that's always optional.

xxCodexx wrote:

you don't go outside....you know nothing but warcraft...dont know any goths....geek...fool....lies....

-Trex- wrote:

I apologize ahead of time to any rational Goths out there(if there are any), but I have never once met a sane Goth in my life.

Cryptos Bloodfang.

It doesn't sound girly enough.

Necrofear Deathmonger.. I sound like a homicidal maniac. Thats cool I guess.

In Goth society I shall be known as Deathmark Dreadmore!

Wow, an actually cool name!

At 3/29/05 11:56 PM, XXcodeXX wrote: Well, I know one friend that's a Goth. seems your another steriotype jackass, go around outside to actually know, what they wear, or listen too, or what they think. So my friend, i could call you a geek, for you compare everything in life to " War Craft" So, before you go making lies, think fool.

*sigh* take a joke, bitch boy

Manioch Neversmile....

Needs some Sprucing up for the internet, though.

_xXManioch-NeversmileXx_

Gregor Darkshade.

Heh

Nosferatu Coldskull, hahaha, that sounds so stupid its funny. Oh well, that was somthing to do I guess. So what is next NG?

fear me for i am Luciferia Bloodfang... wait, wtf?

I got:
Luciferia Darkshade

Zugaikotsu, Zuga for short, it means Skull in Japanese.
I also like the name Saber.

Zugaikotsu, Zuga for short, it means Skull in Japanese.
I also like the name Saber.
I was a border line goth for awhile.(Try 20 years)