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Sex Platforms

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Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:20:23


Don't think this has been done before.

What's the best surface to have sex on?

Other than a bed.

I think it would be cool to have sex on a metal grate. (the smooth kind)

How 'bout you?

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:22:30


ten thousand angry porcupines.

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:22:44


A pile of dead people.

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:23:03


At 11/29/04 08:21 PM, BonusStage wrote: bed of nails?

I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO BEDS BS.

You can never do ANYTHING right.

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:23:29


I dunno about the best, but the worst is definitely standing up in a hammock!

<3 Luis Ramey.

Self-published fiction: Mostly Lies

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:23:48


The back of my truck with a bottle of southern comfort.


What up?

Gamertag: DrunkenPenguin1

Twitter: @DrewToTheU

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Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:24:02


tables and floors, as that's the only thing i can think of.

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:24:23


The sky?


Apologies aren't what I look for. Redemption is what I want!

Look at my profile to see a true cockhead! DO IT NOW!

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Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:24:46


A layer of other chicks would be the best thing to have sex on by far :) some one top and some on bottom

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:26:46


on a million crunchy taco shells

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:28:06


At 11/29/04 08:26 PM, Xan_Mk2 wrote: on a million crunchy taco shells

UBER HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:29:58


A wrestling ring with about 1,000 fans in attendance is ideal for girl-on-girl action. (Note that most of those guys watch the Man Show whenever it's on. Me, included.)

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:30:22


At 11/29/04 08:24 PM, Master_Buddha wrote: A layer of other chicks would be the best thing to have sex on by far :) some one top and some on bottom

i agree

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:32:54


At 11/29/04 08:30 PM, Chrome- wrote: Sand.

Try it before you say "LOLNOUST00PIDPERZON."

I won't say that, but I will say, "Watch out for scorpions and rattlesnakes if you're in a desert."

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 20:39:31


Bowling Ball alley, the part that you roll the ball down.

Baseball Diamond. Bang her on the mound.

Astroturf.

Ice-skating rink.

Response to Sex Platforms 2004-11-29 21:08:21


On 7 million ringing (and VIBRATING) cell phones!!