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Dentists are assholes

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Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:17:45


Hygentists do the real work. The dentist just sticks a mirror in your mouth for 3 seconds and get paid $60 an hour for it. I love how they tear up your gums with hooks and then complain about it bleeding.

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:19:39


I agree with everything you just said

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:19:41


i love it when they try talking to you when they give u novacane and tools in your mouth

so how is school

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ah thats good hows mom

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thats good so when u getting married?

< ack neva

good good good tell me me before i gas you have u ever seen a grown man naked?
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Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:22:06


Its true, and they double book themselves so you have to wait forever just to make more money. They really don't do anything except check to make sure everythings ok.


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Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:22:38


They always tell you not to chew on tinfoil or poke forks around in your mouth, but then they make you open wide and start stabbin your teeth with big metal hooks


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Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:23:20


LOL! LMAO!

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:28:46


ever wake up from being gased or drugged when they knock you out and your pants are unzipped what the fuck is that all about


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Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:31:09


Really, it's so true. Going to the dentist SUCKS. When they floss, they shove it down so it beats against my gums. After I leave my mouth feels all weird and I have to wait like 2 days for it to feel right again.

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:39:09


The novocaine sucks too, it wears off after an hour or too. I got a few teeth pulled and after the novocaine weared off I still felt pain, a lot of pain. They need longer lasting novocaine.

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:43:13


i havent been to a dentist for like ten years. i probably should go sometime, some of my molars are quite worn down from my sweet tooth and always gritting my teeth and chipping from hitting my head on things.

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 11:54:43


i had all four wisdom teeth taken out the nurse was like do u have any metal jewerly i stick my tongue out shes like woah a tongue ring thats why your teeth are so chipped

well if i had someone to practice my tongue skills on i wouldnt chip my teeth

afterwards i found her phone number in my pocket with CALL ME when your better on it

she was a bit older than me me 24 she was 37 but she had the biggest tits i ever stuck my dick between

oh uh back on topic

dentists suck and so do the nurses :)


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Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 12:02:54


Did somebody say Osama bin Laden?

Dentists are assholes


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Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 12:27:02


well, i get covered cuz i'm canadian. haha lol

i hate dentists too...they always make my gums bleed, and its such a real pain!! oww! and they like curse me or something, they are always like "u have some cavaties to fill" .. yeah and i'll fill your ass with my foot.. grr i hate dentists!!

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 12:33:22


At 8/27/04 11:17 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Hygentists do the real work.

well the dentists do the operations, which is probably harder than just cleaning teeth.

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 12:34:33


yes, root canals are very fun expeirences

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 12:35:00


At 8/27/04 12:27 PM, polska_laska wrote: well, i get covered cuz i'm canadian. haha lol

i hate dentists too...they always make my gums bleed, and its such a real pain!! oww! and they like curse me or something, they are always like "u have some cavaties to fill" .. yeah and i'll fill your ass with my foot.. grr i hate dentists!!

yeah i mean my hygenist..but the dentist hates me too, bah.. but i guess they help too so thats good...blah

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 12:35:04


Yea but think of all the things they do to when you're under the gas.

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 12:36:17


i went to the dentist today actually. i have week teeth so i have to have them coated every so often, but they freeze my gums first so the stuff doesnt hurt (its hot) and after they were done, because of the frozen gums, my one side of my mouth couldnt move, i looked like a stroke victim.

Response to Dentists are assholes 2004-08-27 13:27:04


At 8/27/04 11:17 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Hygentists do the real work. The dentist just sticks a mirror in your mouth for 3 seconds and get paid $60 an hour for it. I love how they tear up your gums with hooks and then complain about it bleeding.

And where I live, it's a lot more difficult to become a dental hygenist than a dentist, I think you have to have an overall average of 85% in all subjects. I think being a dentist is 80 or 75 percent average.


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