I think we’d all be in trouble. Crows are super smart and would probably steal everything not nailed down, then come back with tools to get the nails out, and steal that.
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What if birds had hands🤛🐦🫳
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If birds had hands, I’d try to dab up a mourning dove
Home, its where I want to be
But I guess I'm already there
At 3/16/23 03:41 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: I think we’d all be in trouble. Crows are super smart and would probably steal everything not nailed down, then come back with tools to get the nails out, and steal that.
Twitter bird would be throwing hands
At 3/16/23 04:14 PM, Zymbot wrote: What if birds could skateboard?
And charged people 20 dollars for it...?
A truly prophetic sig...
At 3/16/23 05:10 PM, Painbringer wrote: Howard The Duck...
Who was the girl on there? She was hot
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At 3/16/23 06:16 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: Who was the girl on there? She was hot
You mean Lea Thompson? Or...
A truly prophetic sig...
they have them already their feet are also used like hands
At 3/16/23 06:20 PM, Painbringer wrote:At 3/16/23 06:16 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: Who was the girl on there? She was hotYou mean Lea Thompson? Or...
I think it was yeah
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At 3/16/23 06:30 PM, olskoo wrote: they have them already their feet are also used like hands
Could your birb be smart enough to use their new hands to open doors with stolen keys?
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Look at him spin
Theyd go back in time 2 the 1st thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
That's right, they would go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Turkeys off the menu!
At 3/16/23 04:14 PM, Zymbot wrote: What if birds could skateboard?
lmao didnt that game turn out shit
"Don't you understand? You lost to fate! Walking the path of justice is true fate!"
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she/her
Then they would learn how to fight back the cats
I am the epic lifeform!
At 3/16/23 09:57 PM, Epicwinnzer wrote: Then they would learn how to fight back the cats
They might drop rocks or stuff on them
Cats have destroyed local ecosystems single-handedly by being little psychos and just killing for pleasure and not food
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At 3/16/23 10:04 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote:At 3/16/23 09:57 PM, Epicwinnzer wrote: Then they would learn how to fight back the catsThey might drop rocks or stuff on them
Cats have destroyed local ecosystems single-handedly by being little psychos and just killing for pleasure and not food
And the birds, of course, will do the job, because birds wouldn’t care of what humans & cats think is possible.
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At 3/16/23 08:02 PM, aapiarts wrote: Chickens would be so much scarier
That’s one strong cock u got there
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At 3/16/23 09:57 PM, Epicwinnzer wrote: Then they would learn how to fight back the cats
Good times good times good times good times
At 3/16/23 10:39 PM, SecretBoxFox wrote:At 3/16/23 09:57 PM, Epicwinnzer wrote: Then they would learn how to fight back the cats
FBI really upped their game for sending their back-ups for any given situations
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This is what would happen if birds had hands.
I'm just one of those people still on the path of getting themselves out there in the world. If you're confused by my mug below you haven't read my profile. I point you to it.
They'll blast us good with their rocket launchers! We're definitely fucked!
Floating in space
At 3/17/23 07:06 AM, Aivrotsiel wrote: Imagine a Cassowary with big beefy arms
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Bumping my own thread but GEESE
GEESE
how could I forget these honking bastards?? They would be a terror! If they had hands, they would be flying, swimming and walking GOBLINS. There would be no escape from them.
They would probably eventually create makeshift knives to mug people for bread. And get even bolder from there. Probably demand Michigan to be annexed for Canada
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