Who put all this poop in my ass?

[FUNKbrs]

Stop trolling me.

It's not funny anymore.

I haven't eaten enough to justify pooping this much.

I know how much I ate, and I have regular bowel movements.

However, the mountain of shit I just left in the toilet disagrees.

Somehow, a bunch of stuff I COULDN'T HAVE EATEN just pooped out of my asshole.

LIKE A GIANT BROWN ANACONDA OF SHIT.

How are you doing it? Are you shoving poop in my ass while I'm asleep? Is this an alien anal probe? Is there some kind of wormhole of interplanetary shit flooding out of my ass?

I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna catch you, and I'm gonna get sweet, sweet revenge on whoever is doing this.

[BUM-DRILLER]

I like chocolate

i like fudge

give me some

or I won’t budge

[Spaggo]

diarrhoea.

[NotoriousHaltmann]

Beware Poop Shitter, shoving feces into the asses of the innocent

[Yomuchan]

At 3/1/23 02:52 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: How are you doing it? Are you shoving poop in my ass while I'm asleep? Is this an alien anal probe? Is there some kind of wormhole of interplanetary shit flooding out of my ass?

I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna catch you, and I'm gonna get sweet, sweet revenge on whoever is doing this.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you were sleepwalking...

[DRAMATIC PAUSE]

...and ate the entirety of Paris.

[dramatic Newgrounds Sitcom theme reprise goes here]

[FUNKbrs]

At 3/1/23 03:13 PM, Yomuchan wrote:

At 3/1/23 02:52 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: How are you doing it? Are you shoving poop in my ass while I'm asleep? Is this an alien anal probe? Is there some kind of wormhole of interplanetary shit flooding out of my ass?

I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna catch you, and I'm gonna get sweet, sweet revenge on whoever is doing this.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but you were sleepwalking...
[DRAMATIC PAUSE]
...and ate the entirety of Paris.
[dramatic Newgrounds Sitcom theme reprise goes here]

That explains why it felt like I was shitting bricks and concrete.

[DingleberryClock]

Bruh I always shit more when I eat less. Oh, I had a moon pie and a bowl of soup in the last 2 days, so let me shit more than my body weight.

[name]

Your mother.

[Painbringer]

Your gut bacteria are eating you from the inside...

[MetalSlayer69]

you haven't heard of the poop fairy?

[GlassPen123]

At 3/1/23 02:52 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Stop trolling me.
It's not funny anymore.
I haven't eaten enough to justify pooping this much.
I know how much I ate, and I have regular bowel movements.

However, the mountain of shit I just left in the toilet disagrees.

Somehow, a bunch of stuff I COULDN'T HAVE EATEN just pooped out of my asshole.

LIKE A GIANT BROWN ANACONDA OF SHIT.

How are you doing it? Are you shoving poop in my ass while I'm asleep? Is this an alien anal probe? Is there some kind of wormhole of interplanetary shit flooding out of my ass?

I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna catch you, and I'm gonna get sweet, sweet revenge on whoever is doing this.

Your ass is just meeting it's monthly quota.

[Void]

Are you on your period? Menstruation gets the bowels moving

[OlTrout]

Must be the changing of the seasons or something. The Vernal Equinox has brought forth a massive wave of massively (and massively unjustified) massive shits. I've been pooping, easily, 3-4 times my usual mass of shit. It's wholly gruesome. I frequently poop so much the water can no longer cover the turds as they erupt from the depths of my shitter like a brown kraken.

[anymany]

its called an alaskan pipeline

[Jakal3rdwave]

Haha, this guy ain't heard of the poop fairy!

[COOLZONE17500]

[FUNKbrs]

At 3/21/23 11:15 PM, OlTrout wrote: Must be the changing of the seasons or something. The Vernal Equinox has brought forth a massive wave of massively (and massively unjustified) massive shits. I've been pooping, easily, 3-4 times my usual mass of shit. It's wholly gruesome. I frequently poop so much the water can no longer cover the turds as they erupt from the depths of my shitter like a brown kraken.

The worst part is when my volcanic shit islands get populated by migrant flies before I can plunger them down the porcelain bore of my ivory throne.

Yesterday I had to poop so much my body refused to digest the contents of my stomach and I had to puke halfway through the dump, then sit back down to get the rest out.

It's gonna take a lot of cabbage and beans to force out all these gut knots.

[Anonymous-Frog]

I presume someone called "a plate of hamburgers" put them there.

[FUNKbrs]

At 3/22/23 10:56 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote: I presume someone called "a plate of hamburgers" put them there.

Hey, I'm talking about poop here.

That was food when I ate it.

I want my food back.

[Anonymous-Frog]

At 3/22/23 11:25 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 3/22/23 10:56 AM, Anonymous-Frog wrote: I presume someone called "a plate of hamburgers" put them there.

Hey, I'm talking about poop here.
That was food when I ate it.
I want my food back.

That's something you'd have to discuss with the manager

[Stonmann]

Bruh I'm gonna create a giant brown anaconda of shit laughing from this is swear XD I really, REALLY hope you're not trying to be funny because that would just make it 10x better