Whale cum back to Any many's BBS shit fic time A.M.B.B.S.S.F.T. for short, if you're new to this, its a shitpost x erotica x cum x cringe x based x NSFW x master piece x eclectic (xXseccbnmpeXx) writing piece that cums straight out of my ass
if you would like to regret living even more, here's some links to my previous shit fics so that you can regret life choices even faster
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1493634 : Pot X kettle (inspired by Drunk geckos reply to mist)
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1484772 : Muffin fan (inspired by the muffin man nursery rhyme)
the Shaggy X scooby trilogy ( inspired by cyronix/ hazardous reptile's post of an erotic story)
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1482825/ :original story
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1482898/ :my continuation of it
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1483019 :pt 2 of my continuation
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1487909 : finale
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1495929: a winnie the pooh anal vore ....shit...shit ....shit fic
without further adooooooooooooo
Me, myself, and I
I was sleepy and I wanted to go to bed but I was also feeling horny.
who could I talk to, to get some sweet relief I said, I remembered that Me and Myself were off today , so I called Myself and Me and talked to Them but Them was working today so Them couldn't joint and neither could They but Me and Myself were good to go.
I drove to My's place where Me and Myself were crashing for the night , the door was unlocked, a typical Me thing to do. something else that I would do too. I entered the door and saw Myself at the mirror looking at Me through the mirror.
"damn that ass is fat" I said to Myself
Myself looked up at I and smiled, Myself loved complements especially complements of the ass for Myself was really proud Myself's assets and since Myself was bullied in school for such a big ass, to hear it be praised, made Myself very happy....and horny
I got a boner at the sight of Myself. Me screamed from the other room
"wait for Me " Me spoke in the third person
Myself and I started to undress as Me was in the other room getting ready
I was stroking the rock hard boner that I had gotten, I was sitting on the couch and Myself was was right next to I cradling I balls as I's cock was getting bigger. gushy noises could be heard loud and clear
Me got done and stepped into the living room where Myself and I were sitting on the black leather couch making out and masturbating. the sight made Me horny beyond words. Me's mouth started to water at the sight of I's bouncing smooth balls.
Me got on Me's knees and shoved Me's face into I's crotch licking everything Me's tongue could reach
I's cock twitching in front of Me's face and Me taking deep inhales savoring I's musk
Myself laid I on the couch still allowing Me to savor I's genitals. Myself tried to waterboard I with Mylself's WAP grinding on I as if begging for penetration.
I licked Myself and Me was still in Me's world
I felt about to cum as Me was taking every inch of I's cock in Me's throat.
Quickly, Me got on to of I and started bouncing on I's cock as Me's balls were bouncing on I's mons
Me's pre-cum stringing from the tip as Me fondled Myself's tits.
Me came and Me's cum stringed and glazed I like a strudel but continued bouncing on until I came into Me's bussy and shortly after Myself stomach twitched as Myself came on I's face
the trio got up mixed in liquids, still catching breath from the intensity of it all
I said to Myself that I should be on top of Me next time seeing how much Me came from ridings I's dick
the two laughed and Me blushed.
naked on the bed, Me, Myself, and I cuddled as the bodies melded once more in an atmosphere of relief
el fin
