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Is Scientology right?

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Is Scientology right? 2022-01-06 17:14:21


I mean if people can microchip and control our brains? Whats next? I think we need Tom Cruise. But dont take my money

Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-06 17:58:12


no


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Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-07 20:29:35


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Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-07 21:09:47


Always though of scientology as a tax scam to take advantage of current tax laws that allow religious institutions to pay no taxes.

Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-08 06:49:05


At 1/7/22 09:09 PM, EdyKel wrote: Always though of scientology as a tax scam to take advantage of current tax laws that allow religious institutions to pay no taxes.


It's actually a scam on multiple levels.


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Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-08 09:25:10


Umm... We already have a type of microchip in us. It's called DNA, genes, etc.


China isn't even using microchips but still gaining absolute control over its people.


As for the Scientologists...


I believe in the ultimate triumph of evil over good in this world.


It doesn't help that we keep funding our enemies.

Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-08 09:48:12


At 1/8/22 09:25 AM, Th-e wrote: Umm... We already have a type of microchip in us. It's called DNA, genes, etc.

China isn't even using microchips but still gaining absolute control over its people.

As for the Scientologists...


Social Credit Score -1000 for saying that


Just kidding

Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-10 14:56:08 (edited 2022-01-10 14:56:46)


I haven't been told by an individual 'I am a scientologist'. The issue I have,even before I consider if or one who is that, is that any -ologist must be a scientist, so the redundancy is enough of an off-put to dissonate my consideration of rightness in this instance


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Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-10 15:07:45


If by right, you mean batshit crazy. Then yeah, they're absolutely right about everything.

Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-10 15:09:42


At 1/6/22 05:14 PM, Dan232 wrote: I mean if people can microchip and control our brains? Whats next? I think we need Tom Cruise. But dont take my money


Why do you need ol' Tommy Cruise there? Do you have a sofa at home that needs to be jumped on by a lunatic?

Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-10 18:16:42


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Response to Is Scientology right? 2022-01-14 05:43:19


No, and you should use it as a rule of thumb that Scientologists are crazy motherfuckers and you should never trust a word that they say.