At 1/7/22 10:35 PM, Notakin wrote: everyone talks about the skeleton in the closet
but what should i do when it comes out of the closet?
accept them for who they are and give them a solid support group
She was a girl, he was a boy
Can I be any more obvious?
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Your mom has the clap
Your mom gave the clap to Ngman7
I've been getting better quite alot recently, Paul said.
I used to be cruel to my woman, John said.
Hey does anyone wanna hang out
Murderer: Yes
At 1/8/22 02:00 PM, hi2000124 wrote: Hey does anyone wanna hang out
Murderer: Yes
Too obvious, i don't think that would work out
Now look at you, you're why are we in a room
Under the full moon, she leaned in for a kiss. His hairy lips pursed, and he howled out a big "Awooooooo!"
I went to taco bell and they were drive thru only.
I have no car.
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At 1/16/22 09:21 AM, KillerRATband wrote: I went to taco bell and they were drive thru only.
I have no car.
its taco bell, they wouldn't care
What's a Signature text? Why'd I click on this? How do I leave?
Im on vacation from work.
Due to diagnosed multiple sclerosis.
There is one thing we will never talk about again. The Big Y pizza incident.
Yours truly, t0m ToM
The mirror I stood front, played rock paper scissors with my reflection
She won
I'm still ShidoniDrella lol
"I won't go down by myself, but I'll go down with my friends"
Turned on my laptop.
There was a rhythmic clicking beneath the keyboard, as the fans revved a faint roar.
When I came back from the shower, I was almost sympathetic to see her still sitting on the couch. Poor girl would still be alive if she left.
A man in a white van started following me.
I didn't care, because he was just going to be supplying dinner for my family.
(if any fools don't understand this the person being followed is going to eat le man following em)
((here hampter photo))
Just your average enjoyer of JJBA r63 (yes ik i'm a degenerate no i don't care)
The sink backed up and I had to reach into the garbage disposal. It was a chicken wing.
I saw a huntsman spider.
I no longer see a huntsman spider.
I bit into gift chocolates.
I found a kernel in them.
There's rice on my bed.
It moved.
people crowded by the street.
I walked to take a look only to see me.
I often stare out the window at night.
only to get shot through the eye.
he stared, he glared, he always smiled.
then he got taken down by a angrymod.
Cool, wild and Groovy beat.
It is cold out here, but I want to stay a while. It's colder inside.
Where did my childish dreams go? Now when I sleep the world doesn't go away.
Mom is coming home. The chicken is still in the freezer.
My roommate told me they were gonna boil some water for tea
I should have told them about the thing that also uses our water supply
One time I ate a LEGO because I was bored
I swear I left the bunghole burrowing critter right here.
Where could it have gone?
I laid on my bed, watching the starry sky
"Where's my fucking roof?" I thought...
Tits dude
I lay in bed at night wondering...
wondering how many bed bugs are living inside of my mattress.
There is an irresistible itch that engulfs my body,
likely a side effect of the acknowledgment that there are thousands upon thousands of tiny bugs that are thirsty for my blood surrounding me.
A consistent crawling on my flesh,
but when I look there is nothing but fresh marks from where my nails have dug into my skin.
I am surrounded by white bedding,
but the edges of my pillows are stained with my blood.
I cuddle deeper into my partner,
hoping that our combined body heat will suffocate the tiny little vampires.
i just got cast as the lead actor in alfred hitchcocks next film...
Its called morbius III
nothing to see here definently not kidnapped by bart simpson!!! :)
Bees in my shoes, bees in my shoes.
Pus filled my socks, my hangnail was removed!
A man was facing a grave.
His name was written on it.
The last man on Earth sits in his room.
He hears a knock on the door.
Ok boomer.
