Never Not Nut November.

[FUNKbrs]

Newgrounds has a tremendous history and culture.

Part of that culture is wanking.

It's important during November to do things the NG way, and Never Not Nut.

If you've gotta sneak one in a bathroom, or crank one out before you get out of bed, it's all good.

Not nutting leads to the buildup of toxic hormones that can turn you into a prostate cancer riddled asshole.

Don't be that weird "shaving is emasculating, semen should be reserved for mating in marriage under the blessing of a priest" dude.

Do soldiers wait until their first day on the battle field to fire their guns?

If you wanna hit the target? Then you gotta practice your aim.

[mightypotato]

At 11/2/21 09:00 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Don't be that weird "shaving is emasculating, semen should be reserved for mating in marriage under the blessing of a priest" dude.

Wait...is this a thing? WTF.

Newgrounds was founded on blamming, so blam away, boys.

[mikeymoonbeans]

At 11/2/21 09:00 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Newgrounds has a tremendous history and culture.

Part of that culture is wanking.

The moment I read this I already knew it was gonna be my favorite forum thread ever. It did not disappoint. Thank you.

[kidray76]

Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

[OlTrout]

I would like to participate in busting a nut daily for November. Will update with progress. So far I'm one for one.

[WeeWDiedrich]

"dude are you going to participate in no nut november"

shut up greg you haven't seen the sun since 2018

to be fair i haven't either

[Boss]

Keep jacking mother fuckas

[TailsPrower]

Actually professional fighters swear by the no nut. Mohammad Ali, being a famous example, went 6 weeks of no nut before a fight. It's said that having sex before a fight weakens the fighter or diminishes their motivation and drive to win. Its a practice in combat sports that goes back to the Roman Empire. The ancients probably did this with their troops as well.

[DamnedByFate]

At 11/2/21 11:10 AM, TailsPrower wrote: Actually professional fighters swear by the no nut.

Studies have found this to be bollocks.

[TailsPrower]

At 11/2/21 11:22 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Studies have found this to be bollocks.

Regardless of what studies say the belief in and of itself can be a decisive edge over the competition. Winning is objective.

[FUNKbrs]

At 11/2/21 11:10 AM, TailsPrower wrote: Actually professional fighters swear by the no nut. Mohammad Ali, being a famous example, went 6 weeks of no nut before a fight. It's said that having sex before a fight weakens the fighter or diminishes their motivation and drive to win. Its a practice in combat sports that goes back to the Roman Empire. The ancients probably did this with their troops as well.

The ancient spartans had gay fucking sex before a battle, and would snuggle on the battlefield the day of battle combing out their pretty hair and shining their shields to prepare the enemy army for the proper fucking they were about to receive.

Even your own article points out this massive boner busting truth shot.

European armie were made of men who wore wigs, high heels, and hose to show off their pretty legs while massacring non-nutting hairy unwashed barbarians.

[GorillaGrapes]

You're here preaching NNNN but why didn't you shed any light on Orgasm October? The 31 Nights of Hallocream is a sacred tradition ever since the first irishman relieved himself with a gourd. I simply cannot stand by as witch covens and sexy dead chicks are ignored their right to be busted upon.

[anymany]

[TimeBender]

does this have to do with sex? if you dont masturbate as a man you can charge your organ fiber more. my girlfriend is a doctor

[FUNKbrs]

At 11/2/21 02:49 PM, GorillaGrapes wrote: You're here preaching NNNN but why didn't you shed any light on Orgasm October? The 31 Nights of Hallocream is a sacred tradition ever since the first irishman relieved himself with a gourd. I simply cannot stand by as witch covens and sexy dead chicks are ignored their right to be busted upon.

I mean, I assumed people knew Orgasm October was a given.

What do people think we're cutting holes in pumpkins for?

[Peepers]

At 11/2/21 09:28 AM, kidray76 wrote: Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

That's hardly a challenge. I just call that "life".

[kidray76]

At 11/2/21 02:53 PM, TurkeyPeeper wrote:

At 11/2/21 09:28 AM, kidray76 wrote: Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

That's hardly a challenge. I just call that "life".

lmao, you win post of the day.

Let's take it up a notch

@kiwi @variantseven @foangel

Do you accept this challenge?

[GorillaGrapes]

At 11/2/21 02:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 11/2/21 02:49 PM, GorillaGrapes wrote: You're here preaching NNNN but why didn't you shed any light on Orgasm October? The 31 Nights of Hallocream is a sacred tradition ever since the first irishman relieved himself with a gourd. I simply cannot stand by as witch covens and sexy dead chicks are ignored their right to be busted upon.

I mean, I assumed people knew Orgasm October was a given.

What do people think we're cutting holes in pumpkins for?

Christians thought it was to "ward away evil spirits", but really, its an advertisement targeted at the underworld that says you're down to clown.

I don't know why though but theres a lot of clowns..

[Kiwi]

At 11/2/21 03:01 PM, kidray76 wrote:

At 11/2/21 02:53 PM, TurkeyPeeper wrote:

At 11/2/21 09:28 AM, kidray76 wrote: Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

That's hardly a challenge. I just call that "life".

lmao, you win post of the day.

Let's take it up a notch

@kiwi @variantseven @foangel

Do you accept this challenge?

I have to nut for 28 days in a row?

[kidray76]

At 11/2/21 03:10 PM, Kiwi wrote:

At 11/2/21 03:01 PM, kidray76 wrote:

At 11/2/21 02:53 PM, TurkeyPeeper wrote:

At 11/2/21 09:28 AM, kidray76 wrote: Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

That's hardly a challenge. I just call that "life".

lmao, you win post of the day.

Let's take it up a notch

@kiwi @variantseven @foangel

Do you accept this challenge?

I have to nut for 28 days in a row?

Yep, one nut, everyday till Dec 1st.

Bonus points if you do two in one day.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 11/2/21 03:01 PM, kidray76 wrote:

At 11/2/21 02:53 PM, TurkeyPeeper wrote:

At 11/2/21 09:28 AM, kidray76 wrote: Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

That's hardly a challenge. I just call that "life".

lmao, you win post of the day.

Let's take it up a notch

@kiwi @variantseven @foangel

Do you accept this challenge?

Is the sword involved? If so, then yes.

[ZomAlien]

No Newgrounds November would be a real challenge.

[DamnedByFate]

At 11/2/21 04:01 PM, VariantSeven wrote:

At 11/2/21 03:01 PM, kidray76 wrote:

At 11/2/21 02:53 PM, TurkeyPeeper wrote:

At 11/2/21 09:28 AM, kidray76 wrote: Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

That's hardly a challenge. I just call that "life".

lmao, you win post of the day.

Let's take it up a notch

@kiwi @variantseven @foangel

Do you accept this challenge?

Is the sword involved? If so, then yes.

I don't know what you precisely meant with this, but I'm starting to feel phantom pain in my inexistent charlie.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 11/2/21 06:10 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 11/2/21 04:01 PM, VariantSeven wrote:

At 11/2/21 03:01 PM, kidray76 wrote:

At 11/2/21 02:53 PM, TurkeyPeeper wrote:

At 11/2/21 09:28 AM, kidray76 wrote: Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

That's hardly a challenge. I just call that "life".

lmao, you win post of the day.

Let's take it up a notch

@kiwi @variantseven @foangel

Do you accept this challenge?

Is the sword involved? If so, then yes.

I don't know what you precisely meant with this, but I'm starting to feel phantom pain in my inexistent charlie.

I'm not sure what I meant by it either, I just like swords and other stabby things.

[OlTrout]

At 11/2/21 06:20 PM, VariantSeven wrote:

At 11/2/21 06:10 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 11/2/21 04:01 PM, VariantSeven wrote:

At 11/2/21 03:01 PM, kidray76 wrote:

At 11/2/21 02:53 PM, TurkeyPeeper wrote:

At 11/2/21 09:28 AM, kidray76 wrote: Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

That's hardly a challenge. I just call that "life".

lmao, you win post of the day.

Let's take it up a notch

@kiwi @variantseven @foangel

Do you accept this challenge?

Is the sword involved? If so, then yes.

I don't know what you precisely meant with this, but I'm starting to feel phantom pain in my inexistent charlie.

I'm not sure what I meant by it either, I just like swords and other stabby things.

😏😏😏

[DamnedByFate]

At 11/2/21 06:20 PM, VariantSeven wrote:

At 11/2/21 06:10 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 11/2/21 04:01 PM, VariantSeven wrote:

At 11/2/21 03:01 PM, kidray76 wrote:

At 11/2/21 02:53 PM, TurkeyPeeper wrote:

At 11/2/21 09:28 AM, kidray76 wrote: Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

That's hardly a challenge. I just call that "life".

lmao, you win post of the day.

Let's take it up a notch

@kiwi @variantseven @foangel

Do you accept this challenge?

Is the sword involved? If so, then yes.

I don't know what you precisely meant with this, but I'm starting to feel phantom pain in my inexistent charlie.

I'm not sure what I meant by it either, I just like swords and other stabby things.

So do I, anywhere other than near my genitals.

[Teddynotes]

Finally!, a cause I can believe in and help out.

Sorry homeless pets but this is where my money goes year round now.

[SparkeyBro]

At 11/2/21 10:50 AM, PenisPolice wrote:

At 11/2/21 09:28 AM, kidray76 wrote: Damn right!!!!

I issue a challenge, everyone bust a nut for next 28 days.

Easiest challenge ever

easy? My dick's been hurting for two weeks! I'm taking a break on wanking... for now at least

[OlTrout]

Update! I'm two for two. Still on track to complete this challenge!

[FUNKbrs]

At 11/3/21 07:54 AM, OlTroutBlossom wrote: Update! I'm two for two. Still on track to complete this challenge!

I'm only three days in, so I'm cranking out consistent doubles.

We'll see how that lasts as the month wears on.