Jeff Bezos Rides Dildo Into Space

[wwwyzzerdd]

I mean, they had teams of engineers and developers work on this thing and nobody mentioned maybe redesigning it?

Good job rich boy. Unfortunately, your ex-wife is riding something bigger and more exciting now…

[OlTrout]

It's a cockstrosity

[Chdonga]

THE PENIS IS EVIL 

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 7/20/21 09:44 AM, Squeezeblossom wrote: It's a cockstrosity

No wonder he stepped down as head of Amazon with these cockamamie ideas. I wonder what other plans he has down the shaft?

…penis.

[TheJayJay]

At 7/20/21 09:32 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: I mean, they had teams of engineers and developers work on this thing and nobody mentioned maybe redesigning it?

apparently not

Good job rich boy. Unfortunately, your ex-wife is riding something bigger and more exciting now…

[DamnedByFate]

At 7/20/21 09:32 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: I mean, they had teams of engineers and developers work on this thing and nobody mentioned maybe redesigning it?

A giant dick for a giant dick. Fitting.

[PudgieDaFrog]

I knew he was homosexual. We caught you in 4k jeff just come out already

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 7/20/21 10:24 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 7/20/21 09:32 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: I mean, they had teams of engineers and developers work on this thing and nobody mentioned maybe redesigning it?

A giant dick for a giant dick. Fitting.

Even shittier is they floated about 3 miles above the agreed upon distance for qualifying as being in outer space for about 3 minutes, and everyone is calling themselves astronauts.

I’ll give Wally Funk credit as she’s actually gone through training and is a qualified pilot. She’s basically been shit on her entire life for being qualified to perform the functions of a pilot or astronaut, except for the whole having a vagina thing…

Then there was some dork from the Netherlands who got his dad to pay to send him to space, after some other rich asshole cancelled because of “scheduling conflicts” (what the fuck are you doing in life that going into outer space conflicts with your schedule anyway).

Also, I’m hoping Jeff Bezos actually charged his brother for the trip. Maybe he’ll give him a couple months of Prime for free.

[wwwyzzerdd]

The 14 hours of “training” required is pathetic. You have to be able to climb 7 flights of stairs in 90 seconds, and be able to sit in a chair for 40-90 minutes without using the bathroom.

So if you work in an Amazon fulfillment center, you probably qualify (except you better not be sitting down god dammit!).

[BUM-DRILLER]

Can we talk about also how Elon Musk named his spacecraft after a video game character?

the New Shepherd from Mass Effect

[5ERGEI]

I really hope it crashes

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 7/20/21 02:09 PM, 0N1MU5HA wrote: I really hope it crashes

Spoilers: it did not.

[Painbringer]

[wwwyzzerdd]

At 7/20/21 03:23 PM, Painbringer wrote:

I am severely disappointed in myself that I 100% forgot about this joke.