OH THE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK HE HAD TEN THOUSAND MEN
HE MARCHED THEM UP TO THE TOP OF THE HILL
THEN HE MARCHED THEM DOWN AGAIN
WHEN THEY WERE UP, THEY WERE UP!
WHEN THE WERE DOWN THEY WERE DOWN
AND WHEN THEY WERE ONLY HALF WAY UP THEY WERE NEITHER UP NOR DOWN!
