Yeah, the BBS may already seem like a zoo around here, but anyways if you were an animal which one would you be and why? More specifically, this is about the animals that are still around, not extinct ones like dinosaurs. And of course you can't pick "human" as an animal since you're already one.
If the NG BBS was a Zoo
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Bro a butterfly any day of the week. Any zoo that doesn’t have a butterfly garden ain’t all that.
I'd like to be a lion. Nothing but eating, sleeping, fucking, and a nice hairdo.
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I think being a mammal in a zoo would be just like speding my life in prison.
Being a reptile I think I would be able to be perfectly content to just relax.
So I would be a giant tortoise because they can live over 200 years.
At 3/12/21 01:44 AM, FinaLee wrote: Bro a butterfly any day of the week. Any zoo that doesn’t have a butterfly garden ain’t all that.
Better hope something like this guy doesn't come after you. Or those crazy butterfly collector guys who nail and display the corpses.
At 3/12/21 07:51 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I'd like to be a lion. Nothing but eating, sleeping, fucking, and a nice hairdo.
And betrayal and kingdom-taking-over. You probably should hunt after those who'd have something to gain from beating ya.
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Is this going to be a normal zoo or a petting zoo?
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At 3/12/21 10:15 AM, Sobolev wrote: Peafowl. Huge ego.
My local zoo is riddled with those fuckers. They're allowed to roam free in the park and once in a while they'll spread their plumage to scare children shitless
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At 3/12/21 02:50 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: bonobos because they're horny af
So... Expand Dong?
At 3/12/21 11:46 AM, Rherdalaezian wrote: a cat, because I'm fussy about what topics I post in
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At 3/12/21 10:06 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 3/12/21 07:51 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I'd like to be a lion. Nothing but eating, sleeping, fucking, and a nice hairdo.And betrayal and kingdom-taking-over. You probably should hunt after those who'd have something to gain from beating ya.
Wouldn't being in a zoo kind of preclude this?
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At 3/12/21 05:54 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 3/12/21 10:06 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:Wouldn't being in a zoo kind of preclude this?At 3/12/21 07:51 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I'd like to be a lion. Nothing but eating, sleeping, fucking, and a nice hairdo.And betrayal and kingdom-taking-over. You probably should hunt after those who'd have something to gain from beating ya.
Not if your kingdom is the zoo itself, or at least the section of the zoo you call your home.
...wait, since I'm calling part of Newgrounds a zoo that would mean you'd be the ruler of that wouldn't it?
I don't want to be in a zoo though cause I would want to be a whale (this ain't no fat joke sir).
They get to roam the ocean and only come up for air when they have to. Their lives are mysterious and yet somehow still seem so peaceful. So I want in on that please.
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I would probably be the cool cat that sneaks into all the big cat enclosures and makes friends with them all.
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At 3/12/21 08:52 PM, BUM-DRILLER wrote:
I would probably be the cool cat that sneaks into all the big cat enclosures and makes friends with them all.
I now suddenly have the image of Garfield trying to do that.
i mean do i have to be a hippo or can i be a kinkajou.
will be a hippo if the people visiting are allowed to feed.
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At 3/12/21 07:54 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:At 3/12/21 05:54 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:Not if your kingdom is the zoo itself, or at least the section of the zoo you call your home.At 3/12/21 10:06 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:Wouldn't being in a zoo kind of preclude this?At 3/12/21 07:51 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I'd like to be a lion. Nothing but eating, sleeping, fucking, and a nice hairdo.And betrayal and kingdom-taking-over. You probably should hunt after those who'd have something to gain from beating ya.
...wait, since I'm calling part of Newgrounds a zoo that would mean you'd be the ruler of that wouldn't it?
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