At 2/1/21 03:27 PM, CrosEl wrote:
:Smells like love part2
But as I reach the door, I feel someone grab my hand! And I turn to see a small woman, with long auburn-colored hair, standing there; and with a wry smile plastered onto her face: Kate! "Please wait.." she says "My friends were very rude, I tried to tell them to stop; but they're really... `energetic`(?)". I was still ever so mad and frustrated, she could've also been making fun of me and/or preparing me to be the butt of yet another joke... So I replied "Ah..."..in consideration of her apology as I am a softy and have been tricked many times just like this, because I always assumed I'd make a friend and was a fool.. "I'll make it up to you!" she adds before I could try to think of something rude to try to say "Let me buy you a drink?". I then smile like a idiot and reply "Alright, but I usually just come for water..", she laughs at me and reveals "Then we'll have to compromise!"... Wondering what she meant; I sat with Kate, and she typed in what we wanted; the glasses were beamed onto the counter, and mere soda was poured into them from the sprinkler-system above. And we had a fun time, talking about our jobs (of all things..). I told my future dear all about my adventures in landscaping, while she told me about her florist job; it.. there's a surprising amount of angry people that come in to raid floristries: I started to understand why Kate would drink.. It was also was a curious thing, that this was the only time in YEARS that a person would dare to speak to me so long, and while sitting so close! I was elated, happy and excited that this woman was staying here and listening to me; smiling at my jokes, and able to drink and breathe so close to me! Yes, this is a normal thing for most, but this was my first time! As she began a new story starting; "Then Ms. Rhoda came back, I was so very..", she's suddenly cut off by her friends "Kate!?" one yells, then gags at my scent.. "I was wonderin' why you were pissin' so long! What the hell are you doin'!? This guy smells like a landfill!!". I stood up, I wasn't able to take it; especially after such a delightful, and fun time.. I was going to leave, and possibly let Kate mend things with her friends for trying to be a nice person(?). But the small-woman stands up from her stool with a retort "Shanaynay! You shouldn't be so mean, he can't help how he smells and doesn't shave!". This stung, but nevertheless; this is also the first time I've been defended since grade school... "There's alot of people who look so much worse than even this revolting guy; but that's no reason to be nasty!" she continued, at this point; this whole thing seems like a act/elaborate prank to point out my flaws, though one of her friends tried to reply "But Kate, he's.." she suddenly spits up chunks of steak EVERYWHERE! "See?! He's KILLING Melonia!! Come OOON!" another of her friends exaggeratedly shrieked, as she held the... `rude woman` who couldn't stand me at all, apparently... And she adds "This guy's a walking pile of sceptic!". Kate sighed as her `sick` friend continues to wretch and gag... "Alright, alright..." she says in some annoyance. Then my future dear turns towards me "Sorry.." she says as she strangely held patted my right hip "I have to go, I'm ever so very sorry, sir." she apologized. I sighed.. and left as she goes back with her friends.. that was the closest I was to anything that SEEMED like it wasn't platonic... But upon putting my hand in mine pocket, I felt paper? Something I nobody used now days.. I took out the ancient object as I went outside, and looked at it: it was Kate's number?! I was ever so elated and was excited to call the small dear!
And so I did, when I got home... She was very excited when I called and she apologized on behalf of her friends.. Then she planned a date for us. Alost immediately we started going out whenever she hadn't a date already with those... `nice ladies`.. We always had fun when we went out, my heart still swells even now as I think back on how she stared at me when I spoke.. Yes, she made me very nervous though; as she merely smiled at me, while I was waving my hands around, looking everywhere; trying to get my story--my point across to her.. And would periodically catch her gaze: her eyes never left me, and she would always stare at me with a infatuated or rather, content stare... I'd quickly look away, unable to stand looking into her big hazel-eyes... ..My dear would also visit me at work, occasionally; though I got in trouble a few times for loitering on the job.. I'd also find where she worked and pretended to be interest in buying flowers, but dear Kate would utterly stop working to speak. Often only stopping when I noticed it was dark, or when a customer would come in... and... smell me...
But after this, we'd plan more time alone... Sounds too good to be true, right? Everything seems to be going smoothly? No, it wasn't a fairy-tale by any means: One time we went to a Christmas light exhibit, and we were having a fine time! We were joking, and talking about our troubles, as we and others are rode on the conveyer-path until "...So I told Sharon to stop buying e-blunts; because they use meth and bleach in the formula, now. But she cursed me out, saying: I was wrong, I didn't know what I was talking about in the very least!" she says "..and then she said that I sucked... And the poor thing's tooth fell out while she was yelling!" . We both laughed happily at this, though; Kate stopped way before I could force myself to.. (Those women belittled me EVERYTIME we crossed paths, I honestly tried to help it, but very well could not!) "That was stupid; why would someone think you can smoke BLEACH?? She didn't want her teef!" I replied as I laughed. And she replies "You were probably already expecting this, too; but she actually blamed it on you!" with a giggle, I laughed again (at her unintentional rhyme, and to keep from crying..) "So she sayin' I smell SO bad, that I'M makin' her rot?! Dayum, that girl nasty!!". I didn't notice back then, but the dear was watching the families surrounding us, who're also looking at the lights... "I guess.." she says softly.. then asks out of the blue: "If we had kids, do you think they'd stink??". I was scared by this question, she was bringing up a future together, already: the possibility of marriage and raising a family?! Even if I wasn't caught with my pants down.. I would curiously think how it would be like to have my own family, but would quickly erase all parental--fatherly feelings from my mind: I smell so horrible, it would ever so very much be a sin for me to cause any children to be born into the world! Their lives will be horrific, and they'd be treated like monsters and creatures! Back from the tangent; I replied to my sweet, dear Kate "I think they could, I smell pretty freakin' bad and junk... It would suck.. I mean: do you think it would?" I end up asking; instead of simply replying, what if she didn't mind? She looks up at me, her beautiful eyes seemed even more dewy than normal; either from her feelings or the icy air blowing into her huge, unshielded eyes... "No.. I.." she starts.. When we heard laughing, we both look around us to see kids jeering, or running for their lives. Their parents tried to act mature, but followed suit quickly: I had thought the cold air would hide it, but.. my body odor scared everybody away... The magical, Christmasy feeling was gone.. and again I was angered by the actions of the inconsiderate, yet very terrified people running from me... "Ah.." Kate says in disappointment "Then I guess we're alone.". I notice that we wouldn't bump into so many people now and reply "Yeah, so we got all this to ourselves!" with a laugh, and we hold hands as we continue our magical vacation..
To Be Continued..