No, really. Totally serious.
When do I meet your parents? I need to have a conversation with your dad.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
I love you
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At 5/27/20 06:10 PM, CountFuckula wrote:At 5/27/20 05:58 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: I need to have a conversation with your dad.@Fro OP needs to talk to you.
This is like the 10th time this week someone fell in love with one of my beautiful children...
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At 5/27/20 06:17 PM, Fro wrote:At 5/27/20 06:10 PM, CountFuckula wrote:This is like the 10th time this week someone fell in love with one of my beautiful children...At 5/27/20 05:58 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: I need to have a conversation with your dad.@Fro OP needs to talk to you.
There's a lot more people here than one or ten
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 5/27/20 06:11 PM, curtainsjoe wrote: I don't belive you...
You should. I have it on good authority that I'm humorless. So, this is serious as can be.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 5/27/20 07:56 PM, SevenSeize wrote: When we going ring shopping?
I need to have that talk first. Please, be patient. I insist on starting our life together on the right foot. Let's not rush it, we have the rest of our lives to be together and be happy.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
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At 5/27/20 08:39 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:At 5/27/20 07:56 PM, SevenSeize wrote: When we going ring shopping?I need to have that talk first. Please, be patient. I insist on starting our life together on the right foot. Let's not rush it, we have the rest of our lives to be together and be happy.
But how will I prove to the other girls at work that you love me more than their boyfriends love them????
I'll need at least 3 carats of diamonds.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 5/27/20 08:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote:At 5/27/20 08:39 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:But how will I prove to the other girls at work that you love me more than their boyfriends love them????At 5/27/20 07:56 PM, SevenSeize wrote: When we going ring shopping?I need to have that talk first. Please, be patient. I insist on starting our life together on the right foot. Let's not rush it, we have the rest of our lives to be together and be happy.
I'll send you flowers and candies for no reason during work hours. I'll drop by to bring you lunch and sit with you to share a meal.
I'll need at least 3 carats of diamonds.
Anything for you
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 5/27/20 09:00 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:At 5/27/20 08:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote:I'll send you flowers and candies for no reason during work hours. I'll drop by to bring you lunch and sit with you to share a meal.At 5/27/20 08:39 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:But how will I prove to the other girls at work that you love me more than their boyfriends love them????At 5/27/20 07:56 PM, SevenSeize wrote: When we going ring shopping?I need to have that talk first. Please, be patient. I insist on starting our life together on the right foot. Let's not rush it, we have the rest of our lives to be together and be happy.
I'll need at least 3 carats of diamonds.Anything for you
Ok, I'm sold.
The girls are already pissed off.
Karen's lost her shit when I told her you were bringing me Mexican food.
She's angry texting her husband now.
This is all I ever wanted.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
Your eyes, your nipples, your buttock, your dick. I love every part of you.
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At 5/28/20 12:29 AM, ZomAlien wrote: If you love me then make eye contact when we have sex.
Hey now... The gimp mask you choose to wear has zippers over the eye holes and you've always been free to unzip!
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 5/27/20 10:32 PM, SevenSeize wrote:At 5/27/20 09:00 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:Ok, I'm sold.At 5/27/20 08:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote:I'll send you flowers and candies for no reason during work hours. I'll drop by to bring you lunch and sit with you to share a meal.At 5/27/20 08:39 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:But how will I prove to the other girls at work that you love me more than their boyfriends love them????At 5/27/20 07:56 PM, SevenSeize wrote: When we going ring shopping?I need to have that talk first. Please, be patient. I insist on starting our life together on the right foot. Let's not rush it, we have the rest of our lives to be together and be happy.
I'll need at least 3 carats of diamonds.Anything for you
The girls are already pissed off.
Karen's lost her shit when I told her you were bringing me Mexican food.
She's angry texting her husband now.
This is all I ever wanted.
We'll make sure she sees us and I'll laugh extra hard at any joke you make.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 5/28/20 05:05 AM, Deity-Donkus wrote: No you don't! You obviously just want my money!
What's mine is yours and what's yours is yours.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 5/28/20 05:11 AM, billybobthwarten wrote:At 5/28/20 05:05 AM, Deity-Donkus wrote: No you don't! You obviously just want my money!What's mine is yours and what's yours is yours.
Oh, well then
At 5/27/20 11:41 PM, Sobolev wrote: Your eyes, your nipples, your buttock, your dick. I love every part of you.
This isn't about me, it's about you and how wonderful you are.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 5/28/20 05:04 AM, billybobthwarten wrote:At 5/27/20 10:32 PM, SevenSeize wrote:We'll make sure she sees us and I'll laugh extra hard at any joke you make.At 5/27/20 09:00 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:Ok, I'm sold.At 5/27/20 08:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote:I'll send you flowers and candies for no reason during work hours. I'll drop by to bring you lunch and sit with you to share a meal.At 5/27/20 08:39 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:But how will I prove to the other girls at work that you love me more than their boyfriends love them????At 5/27/20 07:56 PM, SevenSeize wrote: When we going ring shopping?I need to have that talk first. Please, be patient. I insist on starting our life together on the right foot. Let's not rush it, we have the rest of our lives to be together and be happy.
I'll need at least 3 carats of diamonds.Anything for you
The girls are already pissed off.
Karen's lost her shit when I told her you were bringing me Mexican food.
She's angry texting her husband now.
This is all I ever wanted.
ok now she's at the coffee pot with Jessica and Tara and she's talking all kinda shit. I need you to step it up. Send something flowers with a note that says something about me being beautiful or something equally cringy.
I lied and told them you write poems for me too so if you could come up with a few quick verses.
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At 5/28/20 01:45 PM, SevenSeize wrote:At 5/28/20 05:04 AM, billybobthwarten wrote:ok now she's at the coffee pot with Jessica and Tara and she's talking all kinda shit. I need you to step it up. Send something flowers with a note that says something about me being beautiful or something equally cringy.At 5/27/20 10:32 PM, SevenSeize wrote:We'll make sure she sees us and I'll laugh extra hard at any joke you make.At 5/27/20 09:00 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:Ok, I'm sold.At 5/27/20 08:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote:I'll send you flowers and candies for no reason during work hours. I'll drop by to bring you lunch and sit with you to share a meal.At 5/27/20 08:39 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:But how will I prove to the other girls at work that you love me more than their boyfriends love them????At 5/27/20 07:56 PM, SevenSeize wrote: When we going ring shopping?I need to have that talk first. Please, be patient. I insist on starting our life together on the right foot. Let's not rush it, we have the rest of our lives to be together and be happy.
I'll need at least 3 carats of diamonds.Anything for you
The girls are already pissed off.
Karen's lost her shit when I told her you were bringing me Mexican food.
She's angry texting her husband now.
This is all I ever wanted.
I lied and told them you write poems for me too so if you could come up with a few quick verses.
I've scheduled a delivery for tomorrow. I've instructed them to mistakenly deliver them to a "Jessica", the courier is then to remedy this error just after handing them over, after she reads the card.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 5/28/20 01:50 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:At 5/28/20 01:45 PM, SevenSeize wrote:I've scheduled a delivery for tomorrow. I've instructed them to mistakenly deliver them to a "Jessica", the courier is then to remedy this error just after handing them over, after she reads the card.At 5/28/20 05:04 AM, billybobthwarten wrote:ok now she's at the coffee pot with Jessica and Tara and she's talking all kinda shit. I need you to step it up. Send something flowers with a note that says something about me being beautiful or something equally cringy.At 5/27/20 10:32 PM, SevenSeize wrote:We'll make sure she sees us and I'll laugh extra hard at any joke you make.At 5/27/20 09:00 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:Ok, I'm sold.At 5/27/20 08:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote:I'll send you flowers and candies for no reason during work hours. I'll drop by to bring you lunch and sit with you to share a meal.At 5/27/20 08:39 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:But how will I prove to the other girls at work that you love me more than their boyfriends love them????At 5/27/20 07:56 PM, SevenSeize wrote: When we going ring shopping?I need to have that talk first. Please, be patient. I insist on starting our life together on the right foot. Let's not rush it, we have the rest of our lives to be together and be happy.
I'll need at least 3 carats of diamonds.Anything for you
The girls are already pissed off.
Karen's lost her shit when I told her you were bringing me Mexican food.
She's angry texting her husband now.
This is all I ever wanted.
I lied and told them you write poems for me too so if you could come up with a few quick verses.
I'm gonna covertly record this go down with my phone, then we'll watch it together later over a candlelit dinner.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 5/28/20 06:55 PM, Cabbster wrote:I love youStep 1. Denial
I know it seems too good to be true, but you are loved.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
