And hit a house in my neighborhood.
They had huge columns on their front porch---gone.
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This truck just flew off the road
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Were there good ol' boys drinking whiskey and rye?
Cause' that ain't the levee.
At 6/26/18 12:22 AM, DanishTheManish wrote: Were there good ol' boys drinking whiskey and rye?
Cause' that ain't the levee.
I am confident they were drinking something
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YOU KNOCKED THEM DOWN!!!
DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
At 6/26/18 12:24 AM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:At 6/26/18 12:22 AM, DanishTheManish wrote: Were there good ol' boys drinking whiskey and rye?I am confident they were drinking something
Cause' that ain't the levee.
If they were using the radio at the time I'd imagine it'd have stopped working after they crashed.
So it'd be the day the music died, I'll stop now.
At 6/26/18 12:30 AM, Zymbot wrote:At 6/26/18 12:24 AM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:I can relate.At 6/26/18 12:22 AM, DanishTheManish wrote: Were there good ol' boys drinking whiskey and rye?I am confident they were drinking something
Cause' that ain't the levee.
Was it you? Were you driving the truck???
Why didn't you come see me? I have French fries!
At 6/26/18 12:30 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: YOU KNOCKED THEM DOWN!!!
DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
Exactly
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At 6/26/18 12:44 AM, Zymbot wrote: Wasn't me. I wouldn't drink and drive.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.
You're good people.
I'd make you a sandwich.
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At 6/26/18 12:39 AM, HeadMistressSeven wrote: Was it you? Were you driving the truck???
Why didn't you come see me? I have French fries!
It was me, I was driving the truck.
I saw a reflection of me from another timeline and had to swerve out of the way.
The Daniel from the reality where hello is a declaration of war says "hi".
At 6/26/18 12:50 AM, DanishTheManish wrote: It was me, I was driving the truck.
I saw a reflection of me from another timeline and had to swerve out of the way.
Does this have to do with you being a robot?
At 6/26/18 12:53 AM, Zymbot wrote:Would you make me a tuna salad sandwich with sriracha mayo? That's my favorite.
I'd make you a sandwich.
Of course!
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At 6/26/18 12:56 AM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:At 6/26/18 12:50 AM, DanishTheManish wrote: It was me, I was driving the truck.Does this have to do with you being a robot?
I saw a reflection of me from another timeline and had to swerve out of the way.
No, I'm fly fishing Daniel, you can tell by all the fly fishing stuff.
Robot Daniel is in a different timeline now.
At 6/26/18 01:02 AM, DanishTheManish wrote:
No, I'm fly fishing Daniel, you can tell by all the fly fishing stuff.
Robot Daniel is in a different timeline now.
Ok Daniel C137
At 6/26/18 12:59 AM, MPPlantOfficial wrote: You only live once. Therefore get into as much drunken accidents as possible.
NO. BAD.
*pops your hand with a ruler*
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Let me guess - the driver saw you and got distracted?
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At 6/26/18 08:33 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Let me guess - the driver saw you and got distracted?
This literally made me lol.... you are the best hahaha
Btw I drove by this morning on my way out, and they must've stayed up all night working.
They had plywood covering the front of their house and had even cleaned up all their landscaping.
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At 6/26/18 08:48 AM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:At 6/26/18 08:33 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Let me guess - the driver saw you and got distracted?This literally made me lol.... you are the best hahaha
It's even better if you consider the totally deadpan tone you should imagine all my posts being said in.
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At 6/26/18 08:52 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 6/26/18 08:48 AM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:It's even better if you consider the totally deadpan tone you should imagine all my posts being said in.At 6/26/18 08:33 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Let me guess - the driver saw you and got distracted?This literally made me lol.... you are the best hahaha
I do read all your posts in my head this way actually.
But sometimes I imagine you're wearing black leather and walking away from an explosion.
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At 6/26/18 10:12 AM, HeadMistressSeven wrote: But sometimes I imagine you're wearing black leather and walking away from an explosion.
I'd like a badass longcoat actually, but they're expensive as all living fuck. Any help to steal @Zornuzkull's would be greatly appreciated.
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At 6/26/18 08:52 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: It's even better if you consider the totally deadpan tone you should imagine all my posts being said in.
I always imagine you as a singing giraffe, just singing everything in tune with Can't Fight This Feeling.
At 6/26/18 01:19 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I'd like a badass longcoat actually, but they're expensive as all living fuck. Any help to steal @Zornuzkull's would be greatly appreciated.
I used to have one. Lost it in a flood.
At 6/26/18 01:33 PM, DanishTheManish wrote: I always imagine you as a singing giraffe, just singing everything in tune with Can't Fight This Feeling.
You imagine all of us this way, dont you?
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At 6/26/18 01:36 PM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:At 6/26/18 01:33 PM, DanishTheManish wrote: I always imagine you as a singing giraffe, just singing everything in tune with Can't Fight This Feeling.You imagine all of us this way, dont you?
Some of you, I imagine @Zornuzkull as a slow, soft bird, I don't like to think about birds.
At 6/26/18 01:36 PM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:At 6/26/18 01:33 PM, DanishTheManish wrote: I always imagine you as a singing giraffe, just singing everything in tune with Can't Fight This Feeling.You imagine all of us this way, dont you?
Weird, I always imagine Dan this way.
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At 6/26/18 01:43 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Weird, I always imagine Dan this way.
Bards can't be giraffes, that breaks all the Bardian rules put in place by the council.
At 6/26/18 12:48 AM, HeadMistressSeven wrote:At 6/26/18 12:44 AM, Zymbot wrote: Wasn't me. I wouldn't drink and drive.You're good people.
I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.
I'd make you a sandwich.
I raise you pad thai.
At 6/26/18 06:04 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: A slow soft bird? What!!!
@FUNKbrs is the handsome one.
At 6/26/18 12:50 AM, DanishTheManish wrote:At 6/26/18 12:39 AM, HeadMistressSeven wrote: Was it you? Were you driving the truck???It was me, I was driving the truck.
Why didn't you come see me? I have French fries!
I saw a reflection of me from another timeline and had to swerve out of the way.
The Daniel from the reality where hello is a declaration of war says "hi".
Daniel you buffoon! What did I tell about making up excuses for crashing into someone porch? This is 58th time you did that this week! Bad daniel bad!
I turn water into water
At 6/26/18 09:40 PM, Klaudesin wrote: Daniel you buffoon! What did I tell about making up excuses for crashing into someone porch? This is 58th time you did that this week! Bad daniel bad!
It's not my fault somebody gave me 60 bottles of wine and a free truck!
Also it wasn't an excuse for your information, it was entirely true and just because I was drunk at the time does not mean it didn't happen!
Talked to the neighbor.
Guy in the truck has a history of DUIs and DWIs. The cops knew him.
Didn't do a field sobriety test. Gave him 2 tickets and let him go.
I guess after he kills someone, they'll arrest him
But maybe not
Smh
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At 6/26/18 11:26 PM, Zornuzkull wrote:At 6/26/18 09:27 PM, DanishTheManish wrote:Lies...At 6/26/18 06:04 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: A slow soft bird? What!!!@FUNKbrs is the handsome one.
I cannot tell a lie.
At 6/26/18 11:27 PM, DanishTheManish wrote:At 6/26/18 11:26 PM, Zornuzkull wrote:I cannot tell a lie.At 6/26/18 09:27 PM, DanishTheManish wrote:Lies...At 6/26/18 06:04 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: A slow soft bird? What!!!@FUNKbrs is the handsome one.
Did you chop down the cherry tree????
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At 6/26/18 11:34 PM, HeadMistressSeven wrote: Did you chop down the cherry tree????
Yes, it spoke of dark secrets, secrets that shouldn't be known.
