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How long is your penis

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How long is your penis 2018-04-20 15:27:05


tell us

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-20 16:03:37


About twelve minutes on a good day.


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-20 21:08:55


105 milliliters (AKA: 5 degrees Fahrenheit for my fellow Americans.)

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-20 22:43:52


At 4/20/18 03:27 PM, Makakaov wrote: tell us

who is "us"


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-20 22:50:00


doesn't matter, because it will never measure up to the huge, legendary dong @alias is packing


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-20 22:52:27


1 nanometre longer than yours.

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-21 01:08:53


12 degrees Northeast

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-21 02:05:09


#100 Victory Royals.


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-21 06:24:37


Some call me Vlad the Impaler.


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-21 08:22:49


At 4/21/18 02:13 AM, Dynastywarriors5 wrote: @alias has a bigger dick than me

* than all of us


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-21 08:34:09


Not very long if compared with astronomical length. Around 0.54214 (+/-0.07943) parsecs.


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-21 12:22:46


At 4/21/18 08:22 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 4/21/18 02:13 AM, Dynastywarriors5 wrote: @alias has a bigger dick than me
* than all of us

My dick is massive

thank you

Ladies and gentleman


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-21 12:46:51 (edited 2018-04-21 12:47:44)



Wanna help me steal a giraffe?

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-22 01:31:22 (edited 2018-04-22 01:33:20)


5'6 inches.

5inches and 6cm or w/e the ruler says the smaller measurements are under inches.

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-22 02:48:56


My penis is 3 Enjin Coins when limp.
That's about 0.00004594 bitcoins for all you Plebs out there.

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-22 02:58:00


At 4/20/18 10:53 PM, Zymbot wrote: A gentleman never asks.

I am not a gentleman or sir mine is 4,500,000,000,000 picometres long


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-22 11:10:11


At 4/22/18 01:31 AM, WaffleCrisp wrote: 5'6 inches.

5inches and 6cm or w/e the ruler says the smaller measurements are under inches.

those are fractions of an inch, metric system is totally different.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-22 11:51:58


At 4/20/18 09:08 PM, DanielTheManiel wrote: 105 milliliters (AKA: 5 degrees Fahrenheit for my fellow Americans.)

inches are the universal penis measurement, i don't care where you live. none of this grams per cubic centimeter shit

At 4/22/18 01:31 AM, WaffleCrisp wrote: 5'6 inches.

5inches and 6cm or w/e the ruler says the smaller measurements are under inches.

Could they be fractions of an inch???? HMM?

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-22 12:36:35


At 4/22/18 11:51 AM, Scintillating wrote: inches are the universal penis measurement, i don't care where you live.

Go SI or go home.


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-22 21:00:31


99 sm. I use it as a spare leg.

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-22 21:24:05


At 4/22/18 11:51 AM, Scintillating wrote:
At 4/20/18 09:08 PM, DanielTheManiel wrote: 105 milliliters (AKA: 5 degrees Fahrenheit for my fellow Americans.)
inches are the universal penis measurement, i don't care where you live. none of this grams per cubic centimeter shit

It's yoctometers, I don't care what you say but it's that and that's final.

Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-23 01:25:57


Depends on how mad my girl is at me.


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-23 02:09:57


At 4/22/18 01:31 AM, WaffleCrisp wrote: 5'6 inches.

5inches and 6cm or w/e the ruler says the smaller measurements are under inches.

I'm going to choose to read this as 5'6" and you can't change my mind.


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Response to How long is your penis 2018-04-28 03:06:42


At 4/20/18 03:27 PM, Makakaov wrote: tell us

Anyone who tells this deadite motherfucker what your penis size is, I lost respect for you. if you actually shared, you have no decency for yourself. So I'm after you cocksuckers next. Then, if you are joking or whatever, I know who you are. But you messed with the wrong soul. You basically spammed in a thread, a bad thread. Shame on you. Lastly, I got you Makashitshit. I know you. I see you. See ya later cocksucker from the damned.


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