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I'm 18 and not allowed to date.....

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I don't know what to do. I Just turned 18, i'm not in high school anymore but the issue is my parents won't allow me to date. I am also not allowed to drive, go out at night and my clothes and hairstyle is always based off what my mom and dad say. I am not allowed to wear what i want unless mom says its okay. What am i supposed to do?

Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 08:38:09


Unfortunately, as long as you live with them, they can control a lot of that. My house , my rules. A fair parent would try to give you a bit more freedom, since you are now technically an adult.
My parents were pretty tough too, even after I turned 18, and I ended up moving out. (At 18)
It's going to work out.
I know it's hard right now.
But it will work out.


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 10:00:52


1. Kill your parents
2. Date
3. ???
4. Profit


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hello dearie.

finish Grade School so you won't become as stupid as @DamnedByFate and @Noggleton when you grow up.
wait? U alredeay finish High School? well congratulations. U already achieved more than they ever will ;-)

No matter how bad U tink ur life is, know that Noggleton and DamnedByFate exist and are still alive
let that inspire U.

Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 12:37:25


Why would you want to date anyway? It leads to more problems than it's worth.

At 3/5/18 10:06 AM, MemePimps wrote: finish Grade School so you won't become as stupid as @DamnedByFate and @Noggleton when you grow up.
wait? U alredeay finish High School? well congratulations. U already achieved more than they ever will ;-)

You know what? I'll get you someone to tech you proper English spelling. I'm sure I can find someone at my university…

And for the record, MemePimps never came either.


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 12:44:06


Buy a Russian bride and move to Alaska/Russia.

Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 12:49:27


Date peeps online. Who knows, you might find yourself a really nice 78 year old man!

Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 13:31:41


At 3/5/18 08:34 AM, Ever-After wrote: What am i supposed to do?

OK now that really is pretty extreme control! First step: reason. Discuss. Engage in intelligent conversations and explain why you really want/need to do these things, to express your own personality and grow as a human being, and eventually separate yourself from your family and/or build your own.

If that just doesn't work: escape! Break free somehow.


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 13:37:09


At 3/5/18 12:44 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: Buy a Russian bride and move to Alaska/Russia.

Or buy an Asian wife, any nationality will do

Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 16:15:43


Let me guess. Extreme religious household? Just tell me if I'm right.


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 17:52:19


grab yo moms dick and say "listen up nasty ass bitch FUCK YOU AND SUCK MY DICK HO". Then your mom will be scared but aroused at the same time as you feel her fluids seeping through her garments on to your palm.

or u could just not tell them you are dating


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 18:01:34


At 3/5/18 05:52 PM, TheMajormel wrote: grab yo moms dick and say "listen up nasty ass bitch FUCK YOU AND SUCK MY DICK HO". Then your mom will be scared but aroused at the same time as you feel her fluids seeping through her garments on to your palm.

I can't believe it took 9 hours for someone to make this post.


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 19:43:44


If you're a girl they're probably just scared you'll get with a fucko and end up pregnant before you're financially stable or something, I'm assuming that's why your mom specifically is the one who controls what you wears. If you're a guy maybe you're just really shitty genetics-wise and they want to prevent you from breeding.


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-05 22:38:54


get a job


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gaydemocrat: this is a fucking outrage

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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-09 22:15:55


get your own place. then you can do what you want


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-09 22:46:18


jerk off

Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-10 02:04:53


As many others have said, move out. Controlling your exact outfit and looks...that's harsh.

Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-10 11:54:06


I love how you misspell "teach" whilst criticizing someone on their spelling. *claps slowly*

At 3/5/18 12:37 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Why would you want to date anyway? It leads to more problems than it's worth.

At 3/5/18 10:06 AM, MemePimps wrote: finish Grade School so you won't become as stupid as @DamnedByFate and @Noggleton when you grow up.
wait? U alredeay finish High School? well congratulations. U already achieved more than they ever will ;-)
You know what? I'll get you someone to tech you proper English spelling. I'm sure I can find someone at my university…

And for the record, MemePimps never came either.

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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-10 12:03:34


At 3/5/18 08:34 AM, Ever-After wrote: I don't know what to do. I Just turned 18, i'm not in high school anymore but the issue is my parents won't allow me to date. I am also not allowed to drive, go out at night and my clothes and hairstyle is always based off what my mom and dad say. I am not allowed to wear what i want unless mom says its okay. What am i supposed to do?

Oh Ill tell you what to do. Get the fuck outta that house asap. Go live in a cheap appartment or somethin just get outta there


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-11 00:18:07


Find a time portal back to the 1920s. Lol idk

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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-11 00:27:47


Date someone in secret. You're 18 for fuck's sake, not 12


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-11 11:12:46


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Quick. Someone show his parents his newgrounds bbs posts. They’d be severely disappointed.


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-11 19:48:40


You need to move out! I can't give any real advice other than that, for my family was never so totalitarian... but then again, I never got into much trouble. Did you give them a reason to treat you this way?


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-12 02:18:22


KILL YOUR PARENTS AND JERK OFF ON THEIR DEAD CORPSES, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


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Response to I'm 18 and not allowed to date..... 2018-03-12 02:35:32


DEFINITELY, find a friend that will let you stay with them for a while, get a job and save so you can get your own place.