Happy Valentine's Day

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

Happy Valentine's Day!!! I love all of you, even the ones who come leave a smartass comment in here.

I got all of you a Valentine. Here are the ones you can choose from.

Also. 2 of my favorite newgrounds romantic flash/games.

• 

  Colour my Heart

  by SilverStitch

  Colour your world, free your heart...

  Game

  879,194 Views

  (Everyone)

• 

  i saw her standing there

  by krangGAMES

  i saw her standing there... but then she was a zombie.

  Game

  391,645 Views

  (Everyone)

[FUNKbrs]

At 2/14/18 08:40 AM, MissChosenOne wrote: Happy Valentine's Day!!! I love all of you, even the ones who come leave a smartass comment in here.

I got all of you a Valentine. Here are the ones you can choose from.

Also. 2 of my favorite newgrounds romantic flash/games.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/483057
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/593631

I plan on celebrehating this day with black coffee with seasoned with herbs from a EBBO'S spirit house and spite.

[nevermindnirvana]

more like happy fuckers day

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 09:17 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 2/14/18 08:40 AM, MissChosenOne wrote: Happy Valentine's Day!!! I love all of you, even the ones who come leave a smartass comment in here.

I got all of you a Valentine. Here are the ones you can choose from.

Also. 2 of my favorite newgrounds romantic flash/games.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/483057
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/593631

I plan on celebrehating this day with black coffee with seasoned with herbs from a EBBO'S spirit house and spite.

I meant to tell you. Yesterday I went to eat Chinese (fake, not legit) but THIS was my fortune.

I laughed and laughed.

Then I asked for another fortune cookie because clearly this was a mistake.

She brought me 5 more cookies. Score.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 09:24 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote: more like happy fuckers day

If I could run around saying that, I would.

[nevermindnirvana]

At 2/14/18 09:32 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 2/14/18 09:24 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote: more like happy fuckers day

If I could run around saying that, I would.

what stops you from doing that?

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 09:35 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote:
what stops you from doing that?

Needing to remain employed in order to make money so I can acquire food.

At 2/14/18 09:37 AM, MPPlantOfficial wrote:

... but THIS was my fortune.

That is sooo funkbrs. XD

I know, he was the first person I thought of!

[nevermindnirvana]

At 2/14/18 09:57 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 2/14/18 09:35 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote:
what stops you from doing that?

Needing to remain employed in order to make money so I can acquire food.

lolz thats stupid

[kidray76]

At 2/14/18 08:40 AM, MissChosenOne wrote: Happy Valentine's Day!!! I love all of you,

Dear MissChosenOne

Love you 2.

even the ones who come leave a smartass comment in here.

lmao. Fawk those guyz.

Happy V Day everybody.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

My card came a few days ago, but I've been too busy to post about it earlier.

Thanks! @misschosenone

[nevermindnirvana]

At 2/14/18 10:35 AM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 2/14/18 10:26 AM, nevermindnirvana wrote:

At 2/14/18 09:57 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

I know.. what kind of employer has business micromanaging their employees' personal lives?

who knows

[FUNKbrs]

At 2/14/18 09:31 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

She brought me 5 more cookies. Score.

You deserved 10 more cookies. Confucious has been slipping lately.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 10:30 AM, kidray76 wrote: Love you 2.

You takin me to dinner tonight?

At 2/14/18 10:35 AM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: My card came a few days ago, but I've been too busy to post about it earlier.

Thanks! @misschosenone

Oh good! I send mail to a lot of NG people, and I am sad when they don't get it! Happy V day to you!!!

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 10:43 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 2/14/18 09:31 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

She brought me 5 more cookies. Score.

You deserved 10 more cookies. Confucious has been slipping lately.

You know, I'm always giving cookies, but never getting any....

[kidray76]

At 2/14/18 10:43 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 2/14/18 10:30 AM, kidray76 wrote: Love you 2.

You takin me to dinner tonight?

Damn right I am. Anything you want.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 11:23 AM, kidray76 wrote:

At 2/14/18 10:43 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 2/14/18 10:30 AM, kidray76 wrote: Love you 2.

You takin me to dinner tonight?

Damn right I am. Anything you want.

Ever been to one of those Brazilian steakhouses? All you can eat meat.
Let's do it.

[kidray76]

At 2/14/18 11:25 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 2/14/18 11:23 AM, kidray76 wrote:

At 2/14/18 10:43 AM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 2/14/18 10:30 AM, kidray76 wrote:

Ever been to one of those Brazilian steakhouses? All you can eat meat.
Let's do it.

I've been to Fogo de Chão twice. I'm paying, your driving.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 11:29 AM, kidray76 wrote: At 2/14/18 11:25 AM, MissChosenOne

I've been to Fogo de Chão twice. I'm paying, your driving.

That's the place, let's go!

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 12:00 PM, TheQuietGamer wrote:

At 2/14/18 08:40 AM, MissChosenOne wrote: even the ones who come leave a smartass comment in here.

It's so nice to be appreciated!

Your comments are never smartass, just smart.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 12:21 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 2/14/18 08:40 AM, MissChosenOne wrote: Happy Valentine's Day!!! I love all of you, even the ones who come leave a smartass comment in here.

love the sinner hate the sin i guess?

Sometimes I love both

someone saw fit to erase my rape post..

It was me. Rape isn't funny. Not banning you was my Valentine Gift.

[DanielTheManiel]

Happy Valentine's!

Still waiting for @yurgenburgen to accept my offer for him to be my valentine though.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 12:36 PM, DanielTheManiel wrote: Happy Valentine's!

Still waiting for @yurgenburgen to accept my offer for him to be my valentine though.

What did you buy for his gift?

At 2/14/18 12:39 PM, Zymbot wrote: https://www.jsonline.com/story/metroparent/events/holidays/2018/02/11/candy-hearts-most-popular-valentines-day-candy-nation-and-you-can-do-more-than-just-eat-them/315122002/

And people make fun of me for liking candy corn and circus peanuts.

I gag just thinking of circus peanuts, but I LOVE candy corn.

Candy hearts are the worst candy of all.

I like a few colors/flavors.

I love that episode of Futurama too.

[DanielTheManiel]

At 2/14/18 12:54 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:

At 2/14/18 12:36 PM, DanielTheManiel wrote: Happy Valentine's!

Still waiting for @yurgenburgen to accept my offer for him to be my valentine though.

What did you buy for his gift?

I got @yurgenburgen a dark chocolate replica of a pancreas.

but I LOVE candy corn.

So do I!

[DamnedByFate]

At 2/14/18 08:40 AM, MissChosenOne wrote: Happy Valentine's Day!!! I love all of you, even the ones who come leave a smartass comment in here.

@FUNKbrs, have you been remiss in teaching your pet her manners?

I got all of you a Valentine. Here are the ones you can choose from.

I take the one with the Ninja Turtles.

If I ever seriously say that to anyone, then please fucking kill me right then and there.

Oh by the way, here's a … ahem … romantic song.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 12:57 PM, DanielTheManiel wrote: I got @yurgenburgen a dark chocolate replica of a pancreas.

Then he HAS to say yes.

but I LOVE candy corn.

So do I!

Candy Corners 4 lyfe

At 2/14/18 12:57 PM, TheQuietGamer wrote:

It's so nice to be appreciated!

Your comments are never smartass, just smart.

I was originally going to post "I resent that" as my response, but I'm genuinely touched right now.

Everyone should be touched on Valentines Day!

I mean.
Wait..

At 2/14/18 01:07 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

At 2/14/18 12:29 PM, MissChosenOne wrote:

It was me. Rape isn't funny.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlackComedyRape

maybe im doing it wrong. or perhaps im the wrong person to play it for laughs since i'm usually so serious when it comes to subjects like this.. including right now.

in other words.. though i am a smartass.. it wasn't an attempt to be funny..

I didn't delete it because I was offended, I deleted it to prevent others from being offended. My job is to protect other bbs users. My feelings usually have nothing to do with why a post is removed.

If you honestly didn't mean harm from it, consider it water under the bridge.

I don't hold grudges.

Just please do not post about it again.

At 2/14/18 01:04 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I take the one with the Ninja Turtles.

If I ever seriously say that to anyone, then please fucking kill me right then and there.

Our little secret

Oh by the way, here's a … ahem … romantic song.

Perfect.

[DanielTheManiel]

At 2/14/18 01:34 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: ... what would you rather i post about? valentines aren't my thing as i said before.. just give me a new prompt.. distract me from all the bad thoughts..

Just post like me, and get an icon with a huge grin, Actually just use my icon, I don't mind.

As long as I get your first born.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 01:43 PM, goofried wrote: ash wednesday for us single lot

I had a Catholic friend post this yesterday. Lots of folks starting Lent today, so no sex for 40 days?

[FUNKbrs]

At 2/14/18 01:07 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: i don't know shit about chemistry so i cant make bombs..

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you don't have to know much about chemistry to make a bomb.

[FUNKbrs]

At 2/14/18 02:02 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

i heard that if someone follows the anarchists cookbook recipes to the letter, the bomb blows up in your face...

Short answer: Anarchist cookbook is shit.

Long answer: There are ways to make an explosion that don't require the use of chemical oxidizers or exotic fuels.

An no, I'm not comfortable sharing what I know of the specifics here, nor do I think it would be appropriate.

however, it's a super interesting subject.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 2/14/18 02:19 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 2/14/18 02:02 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote:

i heard that if someone follows the anarchists cookbook recipes to the letter, the bomb blows up in your face...

Short answer: Anarchist cookbook is shit.

Long answer: There are ways to make an explosion that don't require the use of chemical oxidizers or exotic fuels.

An no, I'm not comfortable sharing what I know of the specifics here, nor do I think it would be appropriate.

however, it's a super interesting subject.

I knew at some point today, @funkbrs would bring up explosives.

Ok, honestly I expected him to bring up setting things on fire----which he did! In his thread.