At 11/18/17 07:17 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
I'm pretty much like this, except I also have hyper-awareness and near-flawless reflexes. Apparently I'm pretty good at sneaking up on people as well. Hire me as a ninja?
Fear is weakness. Eliminate weakness. Pain I feel, sure, but push through it.
@MPPlantOfficial I realize you're not from the US and all, and when you say "Yankee" you might think it just means "American", but here in the US, it doesn't. There are Southerners, there are Yankees, and there are those folks out West whatever they're called (I'm not even sure if they have a name but they're not Southerners or Yankees)
We totally need a name for these people. I want to just call them "hippies" but most of them are actually pretty conservative. There is definitely a cultural shift once you get a certain amount west of the MS river.
but don't ever call a Southerner a Yankee. Yankee is like just the North-eastern US states pretty much.
I have to admit, I'd be offended. I'd be more offended if you attempted to pass off salt and vinegar chips off as food, which they are not.
I do have to say to @FUNKbrs whenever you talk about "the South" I find it quite odd because frequently those aren't Southern things at all. Maybe it's how things are in Memphis, possibly even elsewhere in Tennessee, but I can promise you that's not how it is in the vast majority of the South. Honestly most the time when you say something is how things are in "the South" I'm thinking "wtf no it isn't". Maybe you'd do better to call them Memphis things rather than Southern things.
Southern is a generic term that includes the Delta subsect, and yes, there is a large amount of difference between High Southern and Delta Southern subtypes. Most things which are considered "black" culturally (fried chicken, grape soda, watermelon, Dixieland Jazz music, impetuousness, stubbornness, low value for human life) are Delta Southern traits. Cotton plantation culture is Delta culture, so all descendents of slaves inherit Delta Southern culture by default.
As opposed to High Southerners. High southerners are highly segregated, and historically neither owned slaves nor associated with black people. High southern culture is inherently rural and isolated. The term "hillbilly" refers specifically to high southerners. High Southerners are the sort of people who's ancestors fought the Civil War not for the right to own slaves, but for the security of keeping the slaves of their neighbors under lock and key so they couldn't seek out justified revenge on the white race as a whole. High southerners are often the descendants of miscegenated native people who knowingly abandoned their tribal identities in favor of white citizenship. High southerners of mixed native ancestry are extremely proud of this fact, as this process of gaining white citizenship involved extensive mercenary involvement in the French and Indian and the Indian Wars before them. High Southern identity can be traced back to the first mercenary alliances between natives and whites against other native tribes such as the chickasaw, where many native nobles decided to intentionally merge into white society and religion for financial gain, including the right at their discretion to hold chattel slaves. The idea of inherited ancient nobility (read: Stars and Bars wavers) is a major part of High Southern identity.
Southern things would be Dukes of Hazzard, mudding, huge pickup trucks (optional lifted suspension, optional "truck nuts"), deer hunting, grits, joining the military, weightlifting at a gym, confederate flags, Lynyrd Skynyrd, wrestling, country music, fishing, hiking, deer antlers for decoration, NASCAR, and so on.
Right, those are southern things, but High Southern things. Delta is also a type of Southern.
It's also the BETTER kind of southern. Memphis is Delta, and Nashville is High Southern, and fuck Nashville.
Most of the things you call "Southern things" are just hood things. You'd find the exact or similar things in ghettos in New York or New Jersey probably.
Actually the Yankee version of "hood" is very different, because Yankees don't feel a paternalistic duty to the previously enslaved as only Delta Southerners do. High Southerners generally didn't own slaves, as they lived in hilly and mountainous areas unsuitable for plantations. Yankees never needed to import african labor. The "hood" in Yankee cities is an area settled by black immigrants from the South during the Great Migration, no different from any other immigrant community. In the South, any developed area is by default "hood." For example, there is no "good part of town" within the Memphis city limits.
Remember, Nathan Bedford Forrest was always very proud of is ability to lead black people. He made a fortune bringing black people to America. Forrest certainly did not see blacks as equal, but he obviously saw enough value in them to have them imported as labor. Slave owners generally liked their slaves in the same way people like their pets or farm animals, and were honestly deeply hurt by Northern claims of the cruelty of the institution of slavery. Generally the worst abuses of slavery were taken on by taskmasters who specialized in it, meaning the average person did not participate in nor was aware of the true hardships of slavery.
As opposed to Yankees, who can pretty glibly claim to have no use for africans as a whole.
Gosh that was a long post.
Think of the difference between delta southerners and high southerners as being like the difference between Creoles and Cajuns.