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Poorly describe a... 2017-06-12 03:25:15


Video Game Hero from the enemy's perspective!

Let's see what you come up with. :)

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-12 03:32:27


Some ignorant sheltered fool tries to interfere with me bringing order and unity in a destructive, degenerative wasteland.

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-12 03:58:13


At 6/12/17 03:32 AM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: Some ignorant sheltered fool tries to interfere with me bringing order and unity in a destructive, degenerative wasteland.

Sounds cool! I guess that was from Fallout, yes?

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-12 04:10:08


At 6/12/17 03:58 AM, BronzeHeart92 wrote:
At 6/12/17 03:32 AM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: Some ignorant sheltered fool tries to interfere with me bringing order and unity in a destructive, degenerative wasteland.
Sounds cool! I guess that was from Fallout, yes?

Which one?

I left a big hint; it you get it you are officially cool.

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-12 05:58:15


Well, I suppose it's the Master...

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-13 04:44:59


At 6/12/17 04:10 AM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 6/12/17 03:58 AM, BronzeHeart92 wrote:
At 6/12/17 03:32 AM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: Some ignorant sheltered fool tries to interfere with me bringing order and unity in a destructive, degenerative wasteland.
Sounds cool! I guess that was from Fallout, yes?

Sounds like the most probable ones are the protagonists from either Fallout 1 or 3. I'm leaning towards 3 since the whole "sheltered" aspect is much more important to narrative in that game. Since not only are you sheltered from the harsh reality from the of wasteland but you're also sheltered from the horrible reality inside the vault you have been living most of your life. That's like at least two layers of sheltering.

Anyway my turn.

"This roid-raging idiot just completely destroyed my plans to save the world from the demon that infests it. All for petty revenge".


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-13 08:21:16


Every 50K years a new cycle begins. Why do these beings try to resist us?

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-13 18:31:05


At 6/12/17 04:10 AM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 6/12/17 03:58 AM, BronzeHeart92 wrote:
At 6/12/17 03:32 AM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote: Some ignorant sheltered fool tries to interfere with me bringing order and unity in a destructive, degenerative wasteland.

Is it fallout 3?


I turn water into water

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Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-13 18:43:46


Oh yeah almost forgot.

"Damn that dragon for taking my gems! I could have bought a new mansion with that kind of money!"


I turn water into water

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Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-14 21:17:11


my name is Sephiroth and i don't like Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII


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Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-14 21:51:17


At 6/12/17 03:25 AM, BronzeHeart92 wrote: Video Game Hero from the enemy's perspective!

Let's see what you come up with. :)

A box loving freak.

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-15 02:49:34


At 6/13/17 06:43 PM, SkimblixWalker wrote: Oh yeah almost forgot.

"Damn that dragon for taking my gems! I could have bought a new mansion with that kind of money!"

Sounds like Spyro...

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-15 03:03:16


At 6/15/17 02:49 AM, BronzeHeart92 wrote:
At 6/13/17 06:43 PM, SkimblixWalker wrote: Oh yeah almost forgot.

"Damn that dragon for taking my gems! I could have bought a new mansion with that kind of money!"
Sounds like Spyro...

Bingo.


I turn water into water

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Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-15 09:23:03


At 6/12/17 03:25 AM, BronzeHeart92 wrote: Video Game Hero from the enemy's perspective!

Let's see what you come up with. :)

a bald dude that tries to protect the girl we kidnapped to much

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-15 17:56:13


At 6/15/17 05:19 PM, megabyte12345 wrote: this should be easy

stupid nord always interfering with my business. trying to scream his foes to death

Dovakhin from Skyrim

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-15 20:04:18


Check out the pissed off albino in a skirt - God of War
What weird asshole comes in a castle and just starts whipping everything he sees - Castlevania

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-16 00:02:39 (edited 2017-06-16 00:04:41)


You try to bring order to a society run by a greedy tyrant, but a couple of misguided teens and their friend Bernie Sanders proceed to harass you with the one thing you can't tolerate under any circumstances.

Also they kill two of your friends with no remorse.


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Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-16 00:12:29


"...a zombie with a yo-yo."

"...a disgusting slob who decided to pick his nose into my business and save the clay!"

"Brian, the caped stick-wielder. He brought me a book."

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-18 21:49:48


That marshmallow is eating all my minions

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-19 02:47:05


At 6/18/17 09:49 PM, Lionelion wrote: That marshmallow is eating all my minions

Obviously Kirby!

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-06-19 03:12:53


There is this guy that is very weak, and every single one of us are forced to take him down. he keeps coming back no matter what we do, he drinks some kind of juice whenever we hurt him too much, even if he kills us it doesn't matter, becuase we all have to expirience the same thing over and over again...

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-07-05 13:20:46


At 6/15/17 05:30 AM, SolidPantsSnake wrote:
At 6/14/17 09:51 PM, TealSeal wrote:
At 6/12/17 03:25 AM, BronzeHeart92 wrote: Video Game Hero from the enemy's perspective!

Let's see what you come up with. :)
A box loving freak.
Snake?

Yep.

Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-07-05 18:32:05 (edited 2017-07-05 18:32:43)


A species that hasn't been in deep space in millennia now throws their influence in both galaxies, and leads a diverse group of soldiers being the space police? Preposterous!

A gangbanger, former bank robber and druggie rampaging across an L.A. expy while trying to take down a CIA ripoff, that'll be the day.

What's the deal with everyone? All I want is a post-apocalyptic world of despair lol, and fuck those who disagree amirite?


Just stop worrying, and love the bomb.

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Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-07-06 07:30:19


"I dunno, the game was about some evil elves and a world ending blizzard or something. To be perfectly honest, most of my time was spent playing card games"


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Poorly describe a... 2017-07-22 16:25:31


At 7/6/17 07:30 AM, Mismo wrote: "I dunno, the game was about some evil elves and a world ending blizzard or something. To be perfectly honest, most of my time was spent playing card games"

Witcher III. Took me a moment, I associate card games with FF8 and 9 and was wondering which one had elves.

At 6/19/17 03:12 AM, darksense wrote: he keeps coming back no matter what we do, he drinks some kind of juice whenever we hurt him too much, even if he kills us it doesn't matter, becuase we all have to expirience the same thing over and over again...

Now that's what I call Dark Souls