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Describe plot of a movie as vaguely

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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-29 10:34:27


At 6/29/15 05:34 AM, JBK wrote:
At 6/29/15 05:29 AM, Khifa wrote:
At 6/28/15 07:04 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote: Here's a more obscure movie with a harder description as well:
A girl goes through a land of fantasy to rescue her brother
I want to say Narnia!
Is it Narnia?
the book not movie Hansel and Gretel?

The Narnia guess was closer, but still aways off. After a few more guesses, I'll give a hint.


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-29 11:36:02


At 6/29/15 11:19 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 6/28/15 07:04 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
At 6/28/15 03:40 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 6/28/15 03:39 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
Here's a more obscure movie with a harder description as well:
A girl goes through a land of fantasy to rescue her brother
Labyrinth?

Right! I wanted to put something about muppets, but I thought that'd give it away too easily.

A cranky guy gets visited by a few ghosts during the winter.


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-29 22:23:28


At 6/29/15 11:36 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
A cranky guy gets visited by a few ghosts during the winter.

A Christmas Carol

A group of guys go hunting some spirits.

Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-29 22:41:09


At 6/29/15 10:23 PM, TheGamechanger

A group of guys go hunting some spirits.

Ghostbusters.

A bunch of strangers argue in a farm house.


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-29 23:39:59


At 6/29/15 10:41 PM, stafffighter wrote: At 6/29/15 10:23 PM, TheGamechanger

A group of guys go hunting some spirits.
Ghostbusters.

A bunch of strangers argue in a farm house.

night of the living dead

telekinesis subplot completely fucks up the entire movie


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-29 23:41:40


At 6/29/15 11:39 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:
telekinesis subplot completely fucks up the entire movie

Inception

Iron Man becomes a lawyer.

Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-29 23:43:45


At 6/29/15 11:41 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 6/29/15 11:39 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:
telekinesis subplot completely fucks up the entire movie
Inception

Iron Man becomes a lawyer.

nope

and your movie is the judge

hint: it's the seventh movie in the series

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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-29 23:46:25


At 6/29/15 11:41 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Iron Man becomes a lawyer.

The Lawyer

An alcoholic b-movie actor goes to a small town because he thinks they want him to act in a movie, but it turns out they brought him there to have him save the day from a Chinese guy obsessed with rice.


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-29 23:51:01


At 6/29/15 11:43 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:
At 6/29/15 11:41 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 6/29/15 11:39 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:
hint: it's the seventh movie in the series

Friday the 13th part seven? That was the one with the little telekinetic gorl. Not as good as the guy who used to be Corey Feldman bringing him back with lightning but still good.

A woman with green eyes gets married


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-29 23:58:40


At 6/29/15 11:46 PM, Eddmario wrote:
An alcoholic b-movie actor goes to a small town because he thinks they want him to act in a movie, but it turns out they brought him there to have him save the day from a Chinese guy obsessed with rice.

Free Rice?

Archaeologist Ultron gets involved with space portals.

Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:01:51


At 6/29/15 11:58 PM, TheGamechanger

Archaeologist Ultron gets involved with space portals.

Stargate


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:06:48


At 6/30/15 12:01 AM, stafffighter wrote: At 6/29/15 11:58 PM, TheGamechanger
Archaeologist Ultron gets involved with space portals.
Stargate

Correct.

Mad scientists play God, get killed by the ancient abomination they've created as the white monster kills the other "normal" lab-made creatures for sport as it goes on a rampage on the island it's on.

Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:10:02


At 6/30/15 12:06 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 6/30/15 12:01 AM, stafffighter wrote:

Stargate
Correct.

Mad scientists play God, get killed by the ancient abomination they've created as the white monster kills the other "normal" lab-made creatures for sport as it goes on a rampage on the island it's on.

Jurassic world. Now do mine. Hint. It also stars someone from stargate


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At 6/29/15 11:51 PM, stafffighter wrote:
A woman with green eyes gets married

Tangled?

Cordell Walker gets beaten by Cheng Chao-an.

Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:22:57


At 6/30/15 12:17 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 6/29/15 11:51 PM, stafffighter wrote:
A woman with green eyes gets married
Tangled?

Cordell Walker gets beaten by Cheng Chao-an.

I wanna say bloodsport but it's probably wrong.

Mine isn't that hard. I've given two hi ts. It's about a woman with green eyes getting married and someone from stargate is in it.

what's wrong with you? I thought we were just a couple of old friends, racial differences notwithstanding. Just both of us Californians


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:24:44


At 6/30/15 12:22 AM, stafffighter wrote:
At 6/30/15 12:17 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
what's wrong with you? I thought we were just a couple of old friends, racial differences notwithstanding. Just both of us Californians

I'm actually from Michigan.


At 6/30/15 12:24 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 6/30/15 12:22 AM, stafffighter wrote:
At 6/30/15 12:17 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
what's wrong with you? I thought we were just a couple of old friends, racial differences notwithstanding. Just both of us Californians
I'm actually from Michigan.

Sorry. I'm usual more careful about that. Like I told my last wife I never post faster than I can read. Besides that it's all in the reflexes


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:33:05


two hitmen are out to retrieve a stolen suitcase , and two people robbing a diner.

Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:35:37


At 6/30/15 12:33 AM, HomicidalDragon wrote: two hitmen are out to retrieve a stolen suitcase , and two people robbing a diner.

Pulp fiction.

I didn't think people would have such BIG TROUBLE getting mine


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:38:17


Crazy person becomes a prisoner to a cruel dictator. He narrowly escapes with his life, then threatens, beats, and shoots at women who he later befriends so that they can all flee from the dictator to start a new life in a much better place that may or may not exist.


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:50:59


At 6/30/15 12:15 AM, SansNumbers wrote: A person finds himself several times.

The 6th Day.

An awkward teenager tries to earn his veteran step-father's respect through daring stunts and hand to hand combat, but ultimately fails time after time on account of him being clumsy, yet indestructible.


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:54:27


Makin' movies, makin' songs, Captain of a ship.


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 00:56:51


Tim Curry's in the jungle and they put a fuckin' power glove on a gorilla and the gorilla speaks to humans to reveal the she has a heart of gold or some shit, I don't know.


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 01:07:03


At 6/30/15 01:03 AM, Loki wrote: A man falls in love with his neighbour, but her husband gets out of jail. The man accepts his friendzone status, decides to help the husband steal from the mafia to pay a prison debt. When it all goes wrong, he becomes a psychopath.

god that movie sucked

Did the trailers depict it as an action film when it really...REALLY wasn't?


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At 6/30/15 01:08 AM, Loki wrote:
At 6/30/15 01:07 AM, Phobotech wrote: Did the trailers depict it as an action film when it really...REALLY wasn't?
i honestly think it's the worst movie I've seen in 10 years

Damn, thats pretty harsh. There were some major pace issues and the tonal bait-and-switch was unwelcome and annoying at best, but there were some memorable scenes in it.

Lets see if I can vaguely convey the plot of what I thought was the worst movie I've seen in a decade...

...A mother is struck with grief that her son died. She then whispers that it might be best if they tell the story from the beginning so the audience gains some context. The movie, for whatever reason, cuts to the primordial fucking soup. Motherfucking dinosaurs. Finally, we arrive in the 1960's where fuck all happens for the rest of the movie. An eternity passes. Credits roll.


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At 6/30/15 12:35 AM, stafffighter wrote: Pulp fiction.

I didn't think people would have such BIG TROUBLE getting mine

big trouble in lil cina

Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 02:00:07


At 6/29/15 11:58 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 6/29/15 11:46 PM, Eddmario wrote:
An alcoholic b-movie actor goes to a small town because he thinks they want him to act in a movie, but it turns out they brought him there to have him save the day from a Chinese guy obsessed with rice.
Free Rice?

Not even close. Here's a hint: The actor in it plays himself, and the guy "obsessed with rice" is a goddamn Chinese demon


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Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 02:40:38


At 6/30/15 02:00 AM, Eddmario wrote:

Not even close. Here's a hint: The actor in it plays himself, and the guy "obsessed with rice" is a goddamn Chinese demon

My name is Bruce.


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underdog and an institution for underdog to attack

Response to Describe plot of a movie as vaguely 2015-06-30 02:55:20


Magical torus causes Alzheimer's and forces two midgets to go mountain climbing.