At 6/14/04 12:38 AM, KupaMan wrote:
Have you seen Halle Berry's costume for the new Catwoman movie?! Sure, tight leather and wips is always good for a pant tightening, but, that set of ears she has look like a costume reject from the Power Rangers. Plus, DC comics never get good movies, exept for Batman and Batman Returns, but the other two sucked and no one likes Christopher Reeves. Tossing in Halle Berry will not get me to see this movie. I say DC should stop getting it's comics turned into movies. Marvel is dominating that field already. What say you dumbasses?
1. Keaton was the one and only Batman. (Kilmer and Clooney are cool guys, but they aren't Batman. Kilmer is more of an Aquaman, and Clooney is more of a...middle-aged man.)
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2. Pfeiffer was the one and only Catwoman. Halle Berry is black. Catwoman isn't black. Movies annoy me. Knowing today's film directors, Spider-Man will be Mexican in Spider-Man 4.
3. That part where you said 'Why watch this half naked PG-13 Halle Berry when I can get a full naked R-rated Halle Berry from other movies (Monster's Ball, Swordfish)?' made you sound like a total faggot loser who spends the greater part of his days at home beating his dick off to R-Rated Halle Berry movies.
4. See 3.
5. I saw shots of the new Batmobile. It looks like a fucking tank. You couldn't get me to go to this movie if you sucked my cock and jiggled my balls and fingered my asshole at the same. Time.
7. According to my memory, the Batman costumes and props got progressively worse and worse as time went on. They also got gayer, and gayer. For example. The Batman costumes in the first 2 movies were cool - so was the Batmobile. In one of the other movies, they put rubber nipples on the chest plate of Batman's costume, and gay neon lights all over his car. (And how come every time Batman is suiting up, and they do that camera thing where they zoom into different parts of his body strapping on his bat suit, they never fail to show his enormous bulging cock area?)
6. I'm hungry, bye.
-Stamp