I'll give it a try but it's hard when 90% of the Internet is porn

I'm fapping to this thread!

At 11/11/14 04:18 PM, Denton wrote: That doesn't make sense but whatever.

Day 11: Urges are kicking in, but it's still not too hard. The most tempted moments are in the weekends.
I can honestly say I feel more confident, happy and calm than usual.

I feel like abs shit

And the biggest thing i've noticed is that my cock looks fucking magnificent. I'd dare to even say muscular.
I got a boner in the shower this morning and was like..damn.

That's me everyday regardless of what pointless challenge I'm participating in

On an relevant note, a few days ago I decided to see what /r/nofap actually was. Check out these fapstronauts. That shits p weird I don't want to end up like those guys but still I'm committed to the end of the month Denton just cus I can

At 11/8/14 02:22 PM, Denton wrote: It's been a week now, only 3 more to go. How is everyone doing?

Denton
Painbringer
SubparTony
Ejit
Captain-Slugworth
SCTE3
NAVeX-Sniper
Monster-64
GRIMthaREAPER
darkjam
Loki
Scarface
Chocomilk
Lepy
Bit
argile
Canas
LordMartin-Mac
Mismo
Lorkas
Suprememessage
FRAYDO
Piggler
MMHM

Failed:
Amaranthus
Phobotech
SubliminalVirus
GRIMthaREAPER
CresIsis
WahyaRanger
killer32
Bled-Red21

1 you put me on both lists 2 I did not fail I simply decide I'd rather not hate my life anymore by depriving myself of one of the few things that makes me feel good I actually don't even do it that much maybe 3 times a week I usually don't think about sex that much either I often think about the girl I love sleeping next to me but that's it. I do enjoy dirty jokes though :)

Okay FUCK. I lost.

And then I lost two hours later, again.

You can put me on the list of the lost ones.

Fapped again today. I'll never get my blue balls badge it seems.

Week 2

Participating members
Denton
Painbringer
Ejit
Captain-Slugworth
SCTE3
NAVeX-Sniper
FRAYDO
Monster-64
darkjam
Loki
Scarface
Chocomilk
Lepy
argile
Canas
Mismo
MMHM

Failed
Suprememessage
Piggler
Amaranthus
Phobotech
SubliminalVirus
GRIMthaREAPER
CresIsis
WahyaRanger
killer32
SubparTony
Bled-Red21
Bit
Lorkas

At 11/15/14 02:51 PM, Denton wrote: Participating members
Chocomilk

Sunglasses

I can only imagine what this thread is gonna look like on December first when all of you describe your orgasms in gratuitous detail.

You know it's coming.

Day 19: Still going strong and the worst is over, the urge to masturbate kinda goes down now so its easier. The only danger right now are hangovers, they always make me feel horny as fuck!

Another development is that I am feeling pain in my balls. The pain is like someone is squeezing my balls kind of pain. Its a slight pain. Sacs may be too full i guess. I feel like I'm powering up for a jizz spiritbomb.

Also another big thing is having more energy. I wake up with a ton more energy (instead of waking up super tired after sleeping for 8+ hours) and I can basically just run around all day without wanting to rest. It's like there's an endless supply of energy in my body, and my mood overall is better.

I can't wait to see more results.

At 11/18/14 08:20 PM, Denton wrote: Day 19: Still going strong and the worst is over, the urge to masturbate kinda goes down now so its easier. The only danger right now are hangovers, they always make me feel horny as fuck!

Another development is that I am feeling pain in my balls. The pain is like someone is squeezing my balls kind of pain. Its a slight pain. Sacs may be too full i guess. I feel like I'm powering up for a jizz spiritbomb.

Also another big thing is having more energy. I wake up with a ton more energy (instead of waking up super tired after sleeping for 8+ hours) and I can basically just run around all day without wanting to rest. It's like there's an endless supply of energy in my body, and my mood overall is better.

I can't wait to see more results.

Day 18: still felt like shit and had no energy

was half asleep probably the entire day

Then I totally ate shit and failed

On the plus side I'm awake now? I don't know. All I know is Denton I have failed you

At 10/27/14 06:39 PM, Denton wrote: -Increased confidence

Nope

I'm nervous and shit and have a gigantic weight on my back when I'm in public/talk to women without wanking myself

-Increased productivity

Nope

I tend to stare at the wall with a rock hard dick because i'm so horny and all i can think about is pussy because i need to choke my cock

-Increased enjoyment in sexual encounters

Nope

I last about 3.2 seconds if i dont rub my weewee

-Sexual aggression (Good for the timid types)

Nope

I go in and then I go out when i refuse to stroke my meat sausage

-More energetic

Nope

I tend to want to kill myself and walk with my head down when i don't jerk my dick

-Less sleep required, earlier mornings/later retirement

Nope

I generally stay up all night thinking about how awesome pussy is when i dont groom my dog

-Increased attention from women, they notice you more (increased eye contact, smiles etc.)

Nope

I can't even look at them because i'm so terrified when i do not engage in slapping my trombone

-Better ability to talk to the opposite sex, less stuttering/nervousness etc.

Nope

I'm fucking petrified to conversate with the opposite sex. How am I supposed to talk to them with fresh cunt knowingly right in front of me because of the fact that I haven't pulled my pipe thingy

-Better in the gym, increased lifts.

Well ok this is true

-Better facial features (a certain "glow" to the skin, which people notice)

Nope

I look like a miserable, washed up old man when i dont yank my string cheese

-Overall feeling and looking more Alpha, to which both men and women notice.

Nope.

In general, I am a depressed, underconfident, anti-social, pathetic, useless, ugly, sad, angry, sleepless, apathetic, weak individual when i do not conform to the activities of brushing my laser gun

status report: still in
almost gave in today, ALMOST! but i am still in this

failed today
was counting on a fwb as per the sex loophole, but it did not happen and i had to give in. it was an aight fap.

At 11/21/14 05:03 PM, FRAYDO wrote: failed today
was counting on a fwb as per the sex loophole, but it did not happen and i had to give in. it was an aight fap.

Just one more week man!

ITT: Denton is the only user who has a masturbation-denial fetish, and therefore is the only one who hasn't blown his load yet.

At 11/21/14 05:16 PM, Denton wrote:

At 11/21/14 05:03 PM, FRAYDO wrote: failed today
was counting on a fwb as per the sex loophole, but it did not happen and i had to give in. it was an aight fap.

Just one more week man!

b-but denton senpai!~
the sexual frustration!

At 11/21/14 05:38 PM, Bit wrote: ITT: Denton is the only user who has a masturbation-denial fetish, and therefore is the only one who hasn't blown his load yet.

You might be right about that though, i feel like i'm the only one left.
Damn you horny bastards :(

At 11/21/14 07:03 PM, FRAYDO wrote:

At 11/21/14 05:16 PM, Denton wrote:

At 11/21/14 05:03 PM, FRAYDO wrote: failed today
was counting on a fwb as per the sex loophole, but it did not happen and i had to give in. it was an aight fap.

Just one more week man!

b-but denton senpai!~
the sexual frustration!

At least you tried, still 2.5 weeks isn't all that bad right?

Week 3

Participating members:
Denton
Captain-Slugworth
SCTE3
NAVeX-Sniper
Monster-64
argile
Canas
Mismo
Piggler
MMHM

Failed:
Suprememessage
Amaranthus
Phobotech
SubliminalVirus
GRIMthaREAPER
CresIsis
WahyaRanger
killer32
SubparTony
Bled-Red21
Bit
Lorkas
Chocomilk
FRAYDO

I have deleted some users in the list since they haven't replied anymore, so they probably didn't even try this.

Just one more week...

Damn, You guys are much more organised than I am with no fap February. I'll have to try this format next February.

So, uh, who are the unlucky survivors of No Fap November?

I was going to reply sooner and say that I failed, but beside being unable to not fap I've been busy as fuck this month which I would like to use as a defense why I also couldn't hold my hands of my Johnson. Basically I needed the stress relief.

To everyone that made it through the month, tell me how big of a wad you shot when you finally let one go.

No fap is finally over! I guess i don't have to list anyone anymore since no one responded on the last 8 days.

At 12/1/14 02:08 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: So, uh, who are the unlucky survivors of No Fap November?

I'm afraid i was the only one left :( I have watched some porn on the last few days of November so i guess i failed on that part but still resisted the urge to fap. I didn't found it interesting anymore, very strange..the temptation of watching porn decreased after two weeks but i still watched some..the desire to look at porn is stronger then fapping from my experience.

At 12/1/14 05:15 AM, CresIsis wrote: To everyone that made it through the month, tell me how big of a wad you shot when you finally let one go.

It was a total adrenaline rush holy shit..all my tension was released in a matter of seconds, my brain was in a frenzy of some sort. My head feels completely clear right now but i instantly noticed guilt\depression\low energy for a few hours.

About the benefits in the OP, they are all damn accurate. I noticed the following:
- I needed less sleep
- I had more energy during the day
- My eyes became brighter/more alive
- I was more social and interested in other people. (this wasn't really an issue in the first place but it improved even further)
- More confidence
- Less anxiety
-Thinking/speaking more clearly
- Motivation to get things done

I saw a noticeable difference with women. Eye-contact came naturally, more girls starting conversations with me. I swear females can sense that you have a loaded shotgun.

No-fap really is a lifestyle, i feel i have more control over this now then before so it's definatly worth it! I might do this again in February or sooner who knows? This whole no-fap experience has been a bit of an eye opener for me. I'm not craving porn so much, not wanting to fap but craving the real thing a lot. I feel very confident in myself and I feel more alive then I ever did in my life.

I think this video explains it all.

At 12/1/14 12:04 PM, Denton wrote: i instantly noticed guilt\depression\low energy for a few hours.

Seek help.

At 12/1/14 01:41 PM, Weeaboo wrote: I hope everyone who managed to not masturbate for a month because an internet stranger said so, gained a newfound sense of fake self confidence and pretend they have higher chances of getting laid because of that myth or whatever.

Read the thread. OP was the only person who made it to the end without fapping, and even he cheated by watching porn.

Everybody ITT went back to enjoying their lives weeks ago.

At 12/1/14 01:43 PM, Weeaboo wrote: I wasnt going to read 9 pages of whatever you guys can actually talk about masturbation for 9 pages.

OP made his conclusion post on this page.

I can't see why you wouldn't want to read 9 pages of masturbation. I personally think that it's hilarious.