List of Clocks
Strawberry Clock
Orange Clock
Pineapple Clock
Raspberry Clock
Apple Clock
Kiwi Clock
Carrot Clock
Gatorade Clock
Gooseberry Clock
Cucumber Clock
Watermelon Clock
Others in movies
Celery Clock
Snack Clocks
Meat Clocks (Hamburger Clock)
Clock_Supporter 1 (saw that in the online column)
Also "C saves Christmas" has been BLAMmed and the link and icon have not been removed yet
Also go ahead and vote X on some clock crew movies....
At 11/13/01 02:19 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: List of Clocks
Strawberry Clock
Orange Clock
Pineapple Clock
Raspberry Clock
Apple Clock
Kiwi Clock
Carrot Clock
Gatorade Clock
Gooseberry Clock
Cucumber Clock
Watermelon Clock
Others in movies
Celery Clock
Snack Clocks
Meat Clocks (Hamburger Clock)
Clock_Supporter 1 (saw that in the online column)
Also "C saves Christmas" has been BLAMmed and the link and icon have not been removed yet
Also go ahead and vote X on some clock crew movies....
HOW ABOWT I VOT X ON YUOR LIEF????!!! HAHAHAHAHAHH
ADN TRUSST ME, I AM FOR_REAL_2001!!!!HAHAHHA
YUO ARE SUCH A GAYE!!!!!11!
At 11/14/01 03:32 AM, Hamburger_Clock wrote: HOW ABOWT I VOT X ON YUOR LIEF????!!! HAHAHAHAHAHH
ADN TRUSST ME, I AM FOR_REAL_2001!!!!HAHAHHA
YUO ARE SUCH A GAYE!!!!!11!
First of all. who the fuck r u callin gay? you da 1 with the name Hamburger_Clock. u sound like something that came out of my freezer man. oh yeah your for real. A real loser/dumbass/moron/fag. Try watchin what you say dumbass. u fuckin moron
If they're whinging so much about how their visits are becoming a burden, why don't they just do us all a favor and stop coming? They won't have the "abuse" anymore and WE won't have to deal with 'em anymore. It's not like their parents are threatening to send them to their rooms without dinner if they don't go on the site every friggin day... thickies.
At 11/20/01 12:46 AM, Dark_Magus wrote: If they're whinging so much about how their visits are becoming a burden, why don't they just do us all a favor and stop coming? They won't have the "abuse" anymore and WE won't have to deal with 'em anymore. It's not like their parents are threatening to send them to their rooms without dinner if they don't go on the site every friggin day... thickies.
The hell r u talkin about. i just said that he needs to quit callin people gay when he's got the name hamburger_clock. That's all i'm saying
At 11/14/01 03:32 AM, Hamburger_Clock wrote:
HOW ABOWT I VOT X ON YUOR LIEF????!!! HAHAHAHAHAHH
ADN TRUSST ME, I AM FOR_REAL_2001!!!!HAHAHHA
YUO ARE SUCH A GAYE!!!!!11!
One thing, I vote 5 on my life
Two, you have more GAY in your nose hair than I do in my entire body
Three, 5 year olds shouldn't be allowed to post here...
Fourth...FUCK YOU!
Fifth-See my sig.
At 11/21/01 08:32 PM, DUDE4U wrote:At 11/20/01 12:46 AM, Dark_Magus wrote: If they're whinging so much about how their visits are becoming a burden, why don't they just do us all a favor and stop coming? They won't have the "abuse" anymore and WE won't have to deal with 'em anymore. It's not like their parents are threatening to send them to their rooms without dinner if they don't go on the site every friggin day... thickies.The hell r u talkin about. i just said that he needs to quit callin people gay when he's got the name hamburger_clock. That's all i'm saying
More like Hamburger_cock. Browned meat.....
Anyway, Darkmagus wasn't dissin' either of us. He is with us against that 5 year old taht doesn't seem to give a fuck about anyones life.... I didn't say all clock crew movies, just Strawberrys, and some of oranges, and all of yours...Why don't you go VOTE some of MY MOVIES OFF DIPSHIT!
(Turns on stopwatch to figure out how long it takes this snail-on-a-treadmill to figure out that I dont' have any movies....)
The Clock Crew is funny. Let them stay! Every once in a while they give us some really funny movies that make up for all the crap.
Oh well.
Looks like they're here to stay as it is.
At 11/29/01 07:53 AM, Primus wrote: The Clock Crew is funny. Let them stay! Every once in a while they give us some really funny movies that make up for all the crap.
Oh well.
Looks like they're here to stay as it is.
Yeah, you are right on that, but some are bad, like hamburger up there.
At 12/5/01 02:48 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote:
Yeah, you are right on that, but some are bad, like hamburger up there.
yep i agree with u there
i think the things that the clock crew make are quite hillarious . most of the users on new grounds are too stupid to realize the hard work and effort it takes to make a flash animation . my self have made plenty to know how much time i spend on flash 5 and have spent a total of2 weeks in front of my computer working on a flash animation.and those guys not even lookin at the animations that the clock crew makes and is voting X or 0.they suck , basically.and they are very academically challeged in several ways. but to the clock crew i say that you have every right to make those animations.and to u idiots writin these diss letters to them . u need to get a life and see what its like to make one.(*****NOTE*****before u go around judging me i want to say that those of u who know how to make an animation and know all the hours of tiring work it takes to make one, and make fun of the clock crew,yeah ,i would like u too know that ur a fuckin dumbass too.)
sincerly,
the punk men
punk546,
punk_gohan
punk_chrono
blue_punk546
At 12/9/01 06:14 PM, punk546 wrote: i think the things that the clock crew make are quite hillarious . most of the users on new grounds are too stupid to realize the hard work and effort it takes to make a flash animation . my self have made plenty to know how much time i spend on flash 5 and have spent a total of2 weeks in front of my computer working on a flash animation.and those guys not even lookin at the animations that the clock crew makes and is voting X or 0.they suck , basically.and they are very academically challeged in several ways. but to the clock crew i say that you have every right to make those animations.and to u idiots writin these diss letters to them . u need to get a life and see what its like to make one.(*****NOTE*****before u go around judging me i want to say that those of u who know how to make an animation and know all the hours of tiring work it takes to make one, and make fun of the clock crew,yeah ,i would like u too know that ur a fuckin dumbass too.)
so ur saying that people like Me(dude4u) and My friend (MI4_REAL_2001) are stupid. well if ya saying that then fuck u!!!!!!!!
At 12/9/01 06:14 PM, punk546 wrote: i think the things that the clock crew make are quite hillarious.
You are right
most of the users on new grounds are too stupid to realize the hard work and effort it takes to make a flash animation.
Haven't you ever seen that 2/3 of the movies are shit and only take basic flash skill you could probably learn in 30 minutes?! For god sakes, There is a movie with 1 frame with a fuckin' B on it..God a 1 year old could do that.
my self have made plenty to know how much time i spend on flash 5 and have spent a total of2 weeks in front of my computer working on a flash animation.and those guys not even lookin at the animations
Hey dude, hold up, I HAVE seen them. They DO suck.
that the clock crew makes and is voting X or 0.they suck,
95% of them is shit
basically.and they are very academically challeged in several ways.
Like they can't put any effort into their flash, and they submit it like 2-6 times
but to the clock crew i say that you have every right to make those animations.
And we got every right to BLAM them and tell them to make some better shit, like 97% of the NGers can, or stop making it
and to u idiots writin these diss letters to them.
I will pretend I did not hear that part...FUCK YOU! (Hard to pretend)
u need to get a life
And HOW does this constitute to not having a life?
and see what its like to make one.
I could probably make better, and if not, I won't clog the portal.
(*****NOTE*****before u go around judging me
i want to say that those of u who know how to make an animation and know all the hours of tiring work it takes to make one, and make fun of the clock crew,yeah ,i would like u too know that ur a fuckin dumbass too.)
Here is my judgment, you need to learn there is GREAT flash, funny flash, and there is good flash, and their is short flash, long flash, and then there is SHIT flash.
"ClockCrew Audition" made Turd of the week, all of Strawberries made 1.00 or less, and the clock crew is hated.......WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?!
sincerly,
MI4_REAL_2001
Member of the Clock Resistance
Enemy of CRAP movies.
Where the hell is -bomb- when ya need him?!
At 11/13/01 02:19 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: List of Clocks
Strawberry Clock
Orange Clock
Pineapple Clock
Raspberry Clock
Apple Clock
Kiwi Clock
Carrot Clock
Gatorade Clock
Gooseberry Clock
Cucumber Clock
Watermelon Clock
Others in movies
Celery Clock
Snack Clocks
Meat Clocks (Hamburger Clock)(Burrito Clock)
Clock_Supporter 1 (saw that in the online column)
Pepsi Clock
At 12/11/01 01:43 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote:
Pepsi Clock
Clock_Supporter 1 (saw that in the online column)
great. just what we need. another stupid fuckin clock. damn clock's go the fuck away
At 12/15/01 06:33 AM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote:
What about me?
or My baby?
well first of all your a clock. second of all, clocks suck major ass 4eva
At 12/15/01 11:42 AM, DUDE4U wrote:At 12/15/01 06:33 AM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote:well first of all your a clock. second of all, clocks suck major ass 4eva
What about me?
or My baby?
No they don't... sincerely, StrawberrySock.
At 12/17/01 02:38 PM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote: Aw, you made Jr. Cry!
oh too bad. does he wanna suck on somethin. well i got something for him to suck on
At 12/17/01 04:31 AM, Wheatonman wrote:
No they don't... sincerely, StrawberryClock.
well let me reframe what i said. i don't have anything personal about clocks. it's just that when they make sorry movies.....they make some shitty fuckin movies. but then you guys(clocks) bring some portal out that are really good. and to tell you the truth i actually do give clocks what they deserve. if they give us newgrounders a piece of shit then they get an X. now on the other hand they come out with some really good things of portal. which then i give them 5. so personally i don't have any problem with clocks. certain clocks i should say. i don't like a bunch of the clocks but others r ok
At 12/15/01 06:33 AM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote:
What about me?
or My baby?
what about you or your baby??????????????????????????????????????????
At 12/19/01 12:09 PM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote:
good question. hmmmmm. well, all i know is, Jr. wants your blood
well jr. can't have my blood. he can have my foot up his ass tho. how about that. would he like that????????
I believe the clock crew to be a pathetic group of wankers and/or a simple facetious inanity. I think they should either quit making shit animations or maybe they should just stop being a bunch of whiny pathetic losers who probably spank their plank to children's programming.
Fuck you Clock Crew.
-Moses the Cannibal
Now excuse me while I go finish drinking with this umbilical cord straw.....
At 9/8/01 11:51 PM, Compdude wrote:
Damn it! Tom, Wade, Ross, etc... just BAN the whole damn Clock group already! You KNOW they've done nothing but cause trouble for NG by submitting very bad flash movies, then re-submitting them again, then directing them to computer-spamming porno, then opening new accounts, not to mention dragging Toma down to their level.
And, they don't want to do that yet, do they? >=D
Then everyone complains every time a clock does something else, and all I read about on the BBS is fruitless bitching over what's happened now. I'm getting damn tired of it.
Well, it's because every single wanker on Newgrounds who complains about them has shit for brains, like you. Tom (who is now known as Dai Fulp, or Great Fulp) and Wade don't really care about them, except when the Clock Crew spams shit like "KLIK 0N 7H15 70 937 FR33 H07 700N P0RN!"
Is this the kind of shit you want on Newgrounds, Tom? You come down so hard on the "rules page" about decent portal guidelines, and I quote:
**
"Do not post a "demo" that has no functionality. If you have a decent demo to post, that is fine, but you must upload your updates OVERTOP that demo. If we catch you with multiple entries such as "Crap Movie V0.3" then "Crap Movie V0.5", we will delete them because they are annoying. "
"Do not post a movie that auto-redirects to your site. If people like your movie, they will click on a link to your site. If we catch you doing an auto-redirect, we will get really pissed and may remove your whole account. "
"Do not beg for high votes. If you say "Vote a 3 or higher and I'll make more" or something similar, we will delete it unless it is a worthwhile movie (based on our judgement). Also, don't use ploys like "Vote a 5 if you support Napster!" - we will delete those, too. "
No comment.
**
Why the hell haven't these guys already been banned yet? It's beyond my comprehension. Has NG become the accepting home of one-letter movies and goat-porn directing sites? Why let this go on? Do you want this kinda shit on this place? You wouldn't leave your home fucked up, why should your website be any different?
Because the NG admins don't wanna.
At 11/8/01 01:38 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: List of Clocks
Strawberry Clock
Orange Clock
Pineapple Clock
Raspberry Clock
Apple Clock
Kiwi Clock
Carrot Clock
Gatorade Clock
Gooseberry Clock
Cucumber Clock
Others in movies
Celery Clock
Snack Clocks
Meat Clocks (Hamburger Clock) (Cheeseburger Clock)
Person Clocks (Chibi Goku Clock)
Clock_Supporter 1 (saw that in the online column)
At 12/26/01 07:42 PM, Stupid_Dog wrote:At 11/8/01 01:38 AM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote: List of Clocks
Strawberry Clock
Orange Clock
Pineapple Clock
Raspberry Clock
Apple Clock
Kiwi Clock
Carrot Clock
Gatorade Clock
Gooseberry Clock
Cucumber Clock
Others in movies
Celery Clock
Snack Clocks
Meat Clocks (Hamburger Clock) (Cheeseburger Clock)
Person Clocks (Chibi Goku Clock)
Clock_Supporter 1 (saw that in the online column)
Er, change Person Clocks to Anime Clocks..if there were a Dubya clock, I'd be scared.
us clock feel loved a whloe 10 pages about us, thanks guys
Every once in a while I get the urge to post funny emails on the front page, and I don't know why I never do. Yesterday I got a real zinger, so I thought everyone would get a kick out of it. Anyone who frequents The Portal is familiar with the "Clock Crew" - a bunch of names beginning with fruits and ending with "Clock". They submit movies that tick everyone off, and I get TONS and TONS of emails asking me to ban them. Well, yesterday I got an email from the Clock Crew themselves. Have a look!
Subject: "Clock" situation
Dear Mr. Tom Fulp,
I would first like to state that going to Newgrounds.com over the past few days has been a burden rather than the fun, entertaining place it is meant to be. This is due mainly to the fact that the
so-called "Clock Crew" has been dealt a gross injustice by fellow users of the web site. Not only have numerous users of Newgrounds.com offended us several times on the BBS and in movie reviews, but they have also taken the liberty of making and submitting degrading Flash movies using our likeness to convey hatred, anger, and downright bigotry toward us. The following is a list of movies that we feel break the Newgrounds.com rules and therefore should result in account deletion or, in extreme cases, a ban to the users listed.
Provided are links to the movies in question along with the title and user whom submitted it:
anti strawberry_clock - by user "raxar"
anti strawberry_clock II - by user "raxar"
Clock Subliminal Messages - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Life of Strawberry Clock - by user "GrandmasterJ"
Kill strawberry clock - by user "kl0ne"
StrawberryClock: TheTruth - by user "kl0ne"
Madman v Strawberry_Clock - by user "ZidaneX"
Strawberry_Clock Speech - by user "ZidaneX"
Biggest Asshole Winner - by user "Mr_Congeniality"
Die Strawberry clock!!! - by user "Thepoombas"
Strawberry - Orange Clock - by user "Sir_Pizzaman"
StrawberryClock Testimony - by user "waf"
Strawberry_Clock's Fucks - by user "FUCK_YOU_ZILLA"
Not only are the movies both offensive and extremely inappropriate for the content of Newgrounds.com, but the authors make numerous threats to the so-called "Clock Crew," including death threats, threats to our family and friends, and talk of violent or homosexual
acts directed toward us. This harassment is not limited to Flash movies, however, it can also be found in the reviews for the aforementioned movies, and on the BBS chat.
If that is not shocking enough, users tend to vote "X" or "0" without even watching our movies or giving them a score that they really deserve. Several users (Pants01, Mr_Congeniality, GrandmasterJ, ChronoBasher, MrLicky, Quirion_Dryad, and VdIbV, to name a few)
search for our movies and specifically vote "X" or "0" to get them deleted so we cannot be a part of the Newgrounds.com community. These users have not been provoked by us in any way, they simply do not like us because they think the movies we make are "stupid" and
have "no effort" put into them, despite the fact that these people create movies of poor quality themselves or do not create movies at all.
This aggravation has led to a disliking of our visits to Newgrounds.com when having to face the humility of being called a "faggot," among other disheartening words, reading users' posts describing various acts of violence which they would like to act upon us, and having our quality movies deleted for no good reason day after day.
We feel that these users should be dealt with immediately seeing as they are trying to get our accounts deleted and/or banned because they believe that we are somehow violating our Newgrounds.com agreement as well. With the exception of one movie made by StrawberryClock in retaliation for the 13 or so "anti-StrawberryClock" movies, we have not crossed any lines or broken any rules set by the good folks at Newgrounds.com. All we want is fair treatment and justice served for those whom segregate the Portal.
Thank You.
hey cock crew i got a message for you kiss my ass you come in and waste space and make movies no one likes and you want anti clock movies banned. it's called freedom of speach, hitler. look at eskimo bob he get's critisized and you don't see him bitchn to tom fulp. the more you make the more we hate. it is obvios no one likes you so leave. you try to become popular with the letter b after the first one it's like floging a dead horse!!!!!! you are better off just leaving and so are all of your clock friends so do us all a favor jump off a fuckn bridge. and i see you did a movie of a user who hates you i bet youll do that to me too!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't care more publicity for me hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
What is wrong with the clock crew?!? I find their movies really hilarious. Even "B". There is so much crap @ the portal submitted by other people, but I don't hear you whining about anyone but the clocks. Most of the anti-clock crew animations I've seen are worse than that dickey-mouse animation. And if you don't like clock animations, instead of crying to the makers of this site to ban them, don't watch them!!!! There are people out there like me who like their animations and would like to see them continue to be released.
At 1/2/02 07:22 PM, JAKKED wrote:
Every once in a while I get the urge to post funny emails on the front page, and I don't know why I never do. Yesterday I got a real zinger, so I thought everyone would get a kick out of it. Anyone who frequents The Portal is familiar with the "Clock Crew" - a bunch of names beginning with fruits and ending with "Clock". They submit movies that tick everyone off, and I get TONS and TONS of emails asking me to ban them. Well, yesterday I got an email from the Clock Crew themselves. Have a look!
keep having them urges then. also do you want to join the blam club. if so talk to me
At 1/6/02 07:20 AM, Chibi_Goku_Clock wrote:At 1/6/02 12:28 AM, DUDE4U wrote: do you want to join the blam club. if so talk to me...hes a level 2. OH MY!! HE COULD BLAM ANYTHING!!!
hahahahahhahahahhaa. OMG. even tho i kinda hate clocks. that wuz funny and your right. he is level 2 but then again anybody can join. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!! from this day forward i will judge clocks as if they are like anybody else. to tell the truth they are just like us. but in other words they are in there own little club. just like i'm in the blam club which is a lil club. and i want to make this also clear. just because i am judging clocks just like others. doesn't mean that i will give you good scores and good reviews on the shit portals that you guys some time make. And i also make this clear for clock crew members. If your gonna make shit then your gonna get shit reviews and ratings from us. you should know this by now. I also would like to say that even tho tons of people hate the clock crew they are known to have brought out some pieces of art in the portal. which meaning " some of there portal is the shiznit " I know a bunch of you think i'm going soft. but i got news for you ASSES. i ain't changed a damn bit. i just am turning over a new leaf as my parents would say. so i leave you guys with what i have said. i hope it reaches all the Clock Crew memebers in time. especially the member i am writing from. and yes maybe just maybe there is a heart for the Clock Crew in this Dark as coal heart as mind. (people to be honest) i just slashed Clock Crew because it was a time waster. this whole time i've thought the Clock Crew was pretty good in some of there work. and then in other movies i wonder what the flying fuck they were thinking. but in other words Good Job for many of the Clock Crew.
