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Guy calls 911 for KFC
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At 8/30/13 02:39 PM, Wegra wrote: Oh America...
Oh, America; the big and disease laden.
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One time some American called 911 because McDonald's was out of chicken nuggets.
A truly prophetic sig...
At 8/30/13 02:44 PM, Painbringer wrote: One time some American called 911 because McDonald's was out of chicken nuggets.
I remember that one. it's a classic
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He was hungry. Seems like a perfectly good reason to call 911.
I mean who wouldn't do that?
This is where I wrote something funny
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
KFC should deliver, this incident is proof enough people are willing to call someone to get some KFC
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
Shiiieeeeettt no chicken!? Bitch be trippin balls
WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME!?
I think instead of jail he needs a little time in the loonie bin.
God first that incident with the dumb bitch at a McD's, now this?
That's right I like guns and ponies. NO NEW GUN CONTROL.
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At 8/30/13 03:03 PM, Slint wrote: Was he black?
Please don't go racist.
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At 8/30/13 02:46 PM, Wegra wrote:At 8/30/13 02:44 PM, Painbringer wrote: One time some American called 911 because McDonald's was out of chicken nuggets.I remember that one. it's a classic
You forgot the one with an old man who dialed 911 because a cockroach entered his ear? Now that's a classic.
At 9/1/13 12:09 AM, wildfire4461 wrote: God first that incident with the dumb bitch at a McD's, now this?
Would you perchance be talking about this?
I'll probably read this in ten minutes and facepalm. - RageVI
At 8/30/13 02:39 PM, Wegra wrote: And gets arrested.
Oh America...
Oh right the link
Wait... He gets arrested? What the hell kinda world are we living these days. When you can report how ergent a Colonel Snacker is to the police.
At 9/1/13 07:49 AM, TowelMarket wrote:
I'm not saying that you're wrong, friend. Everything that causes entropy can be stopped, but who's ever going to do that? Definitely not someone patronizing in public about the world's problems.
Don't listen to him, he's a troll...
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At 9/1/13 07:59 AM, ChazDude wrote:At 9/1/13 07:49 AM, TowelMarket wrote:I'm not saying that you're wrong, friend. Everything that causes entropy can be stopped, but who's ever going to do that? Definitely not someone patronizing in public about the world's problems.Don't listen to him, he's a troll...
Hm, I dunno. Trolls are immature guys writing offensive bullshit. And this guy seems to know what he's talking about.
At 9/1/13 06:57 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:
Would you perchance be talking about this?
Jesus tits, the super DBZ reference made me giggle.
I remember this audio clip where a woman called the police because she had lettuce on her sandwich. It's not like she was allergic or anything, she just didn't like lettuce. I hear people have called the police to do things like help with homework or simply because he or she was lonely at the time. Don't worry, in jail, you won't be lonely long.
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At 8/30/13 02:44 PM, Painbringer wrote: One time some American called 911 because McDonald's was out of chicken nuggets.
Did they arrest McDonald ?
However, when deputies showed up, he said “he was hungry and wanted this unit to go buy him some Kentucky Fried Chicken,” the report said. The man became upset when deputies said he’d have to go buy his own chicken.
Jesus people these days, gotta get off their lazy asses.
Inhale
From the article in the link: Deputies turned a man’s original recipe order into extra crispy trouble
Newspaper pls
*sigh*
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
Fuck all you traitors. KFC ftw.
This man deserves a free side of macaroni.
