no seriously
I'm not sure what happened. For the past two or three days I've had no urge to masturbate and looking at porn only gives me weak erections
no seriously
I'm not sure what happened. For the past two or three days I've had no urge to masturbate and looking at porn only gives me weak erections
At 3/25/13 04:42 AM, Halberd wrote: no seriously
I'm not sure what happened. For the past two or three days I've had no urge to masturbate and looking at porn only gives me weak erections
Have you done anything different lately? Been feeling fatigued or drowsy or anything? If you really feel a problem, consult a doctor or something.
At 3/25/13 04:44 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: it's the season . . . your body has become a host to the holy ghost
--supergandhi64
Are you trying to be the biggest douche on here since ngman7, or does being an idiot just come naturally to you?
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
Stop trying to masturbate so much. I'm sure if you give it a rest for few days or a week it will come back with a vengeance.
Go dry for months. It'll come back with a euphoric vengeance.
It's testicular cancer. You have a month to live.
Read up. You may have come down with porn induced erectile dysfunction, or PIED for short. The only solution to the problem that you are facing right now is to retire your dick for a while, and quit watching porn.
Damn that's a serious problem. If I were you, I'd get that amputated.
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At 3/25/13 10:41 AM, BumFodder wrote: someone stole your mojo
But the mojo can't be stole!n You = your mojo.
At 3/25/13 11:00 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 3/25/13 10:41 AM, BumFodder wrote: someone stole your mojoBut the mojo can't be stole!n You = your mojo.
Austin Powers had his mojo stolen
At 3/25/13 11:01 AM, BumFodder wrote: Austin Powers had his mojo stolen
Didn't he realize in the end that he never actually lost it in the first place?
At 3/25/13 10:17 AM, Baby-Bottle-Bob wrote: Damn that's a serious problem. If I were you, I'd get that amputated.
This, I know a guy that this happened to. Amputation is the only way.
At 3/25/13 11:13 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Didn't he realize in the end that he never actually lost it in the first place?
wellshit
I havent seen it in ages lol
At 3/25/13 11:18 AM, AshleKetchem wrote: You don't HAVE to masturbate everyday you know
Excuse me
That's a good thing. I heard that if you refrain from fapping for 6 days, it increases your testosterone a fuckton, but after the 6 days, it decreases. Wait 6 days and then fap like a beast on the 7th.
At 3/25/13 11:22 AM, Jon wrote:At 3/25/13 11:18 AM, AshleKetchem wrote: You don't HAVE to masturbate everyday you knowExcuse me
I'm not saying he can't. I'm just saying he doesn't have to ;)
Just start taking cold showers, your testosterone will be up and running. Then you can jizz like spider-man.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
Just wait a while; in a day or two you'll be back to normal.
Dude, I am so sorry to hear that. Your girlfriend must be so lonely.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
keep at it and you'll find it eventually...probably
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At 3/25/13 04:42 AM, Halberd wrote: no seriously
I'm not sure what happened. For the past two or three days I've had no urge to masturbate and looking at porn only gives me weak erections
Ye be getting older. Please your body in other ways. Smoke weed.
You're probably just finishing up with puberty. Cut back on the masturbation and find some other hobbies.
Shit out a floater then squat over the toilet and poke the turd with your cock.