At 9/19/15 12:23 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish for the end.

Granted. It's the end of music. Say goodbye to music forever!

I wish the sun exploded.

At 9/19/15 12:28 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/19/15 12:23 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish for the end.

Granted. It's the end of music. Say goodbye to music forever!

I wish the sun exploded.

Granted, we all die.

I wish at least someone here would cheer up.

At 9/19/15 12:28 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish the sun exploded.

Granted,after it explodes..the moon takes it's place.

I wish TheGameChanger becomes TheGameBreaker.

At 9/19/15 12:31 PM, SwatKiller wrote:
I wish TheGameChanger becomes TheGameBreaker.

Granted. I break your face.

At 9/19/15 12:31 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish at least someone here would cheer up.

Granted. Your zombified mom is here to cheer you up.

I wish you were my pet.

At 9/19/15 11:51 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/19/15 12:31 PM, SwatKiller wrote:
I wish TheGameChanger becomes TheGameBreaker.

Granted. I break your face.

At 9/19/15 12:31 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish at least someone here would cheer up.

Granted. Your zombified mom is here to cheer you up.

I wish you were my pet.

Wish granted, you now have a pet yew.

I wish I had a sexy hentai girl in my room.

At 9/20/15 02:30 AM, Suprememessage wrote:
I wish I had a sexy hentai girl in my room.

Granted. It's Alice the 16th from Monster Girl Quest.

..but if you want an even worse corruption, look no further than .GIFfany from Gravity Falls.

I wish that slime girls were real.

At 9/20/15 02:35 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that slime girls were real.

Granted, but um, they're way more disgusting than you had imagined.

I wish all my stuff was moved in my (not yet discovered) apartment.

At 9/20/15 09:14 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 9/20/15 02:35 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that slime girls were real.

Granted, but um, they're way more disgusting than you had imagined.

I wish all my stuff was moved in my (not yet discovered) apartment.

Granted.They are miraculously moved to the yet undiscovered apartment, but you never discover it.
I wish i was more intelligent.

At 9/20/15 10:05 AM, kletos wrote: I wish i was more intelligent.

Granted, you are now Stephen Hawking.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

At 9/20/15 11:00 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 9/20/15 10:05 AM, kletos wrote: I wish i was more intelligent.

Granted, you are now Stephen Hawking.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Wish granted.You had only one wish granting used it to learn what to wish for.Now you spend the rest of your life wishing you haven't wished your first wish.

I wish everything i wished would come true.

At 9/20/15 05:16 PM, kletos wrote:
I wish everything i wished would come true.

Granted. I kill you so that you'll never use that power.

I wish that wrestling was cancelled forever.

At 9/20/15 11:54 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/20/15 05:16 PM, kletos wrote:
I wish everything i wished would come true.

Granted. I kill you so that you'll never use that power.

I wish that wrestling was cancelled forever.

Granted, now they broadcast even worse shit on TV.

I wish you wrestled a bear once.

At 9/21/15 09:31 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish you wrestled a bear once.

Granted. I tell Zangief about it and we join forces to take you down.

I wish that the characters of Madness were real.

At 9/22/15 01:57 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/21/15 09:31 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish you wrestled a bear once.

Granted. I tell Zangief about it and we join forces to take you down.

I wish that the characters of Madness were real.

Granted, they kill you.

I wish the chicken dance always led to mayhem.

At 9/22/15 02:01 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish the chicken dance always led to mayhem.

Granted. chickens revolt and take over the world, forcing humans to be their sex slaves.

I wish that Madness Day was replaced with Pop Music Day.

At 9/22/15 02:06 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/22/15 02:01 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish the chicken dance always led to mayhem.

Granted. chickens revolt and take over the world, forcing humans to be their sex slaves.

I wish that Madness Day was replaced with Pop Music Day.

Granted, now there'll be real instead of virtual killing going on.

I wish the Madness Combat series was finally continued.

At 9/22/15 02:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish the Madness Combat series was finally continued.

Granted. The next one is the series finale.

I wish that Madness Day was replaced with Christmas.

At 9/22/15 02:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/22/15 02:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish the Madness Combat series was finally continued.

Granted. The next one is the series finale.

I wish that Madness Day was replaced with Christmas.

Granted, now Christmas is twice a year, causing you to spend twice as much money on presents.

I wish I was invited to a Pico Day party.

At 9/22/15 02:16 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish I was invited to a Pico Day party.

Granted. There's only a small amount of food at the buffet table and none of the party games are entertaining.

I wish that Pico Day was replaced with Piconjo Day.

At 9/22/15 02:28 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/22/15 02:16 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish I was invited to a Pico Day party.

Granted. There's only a small amount of food at the buffet table and none of the party games are entertaining.

I wish that Pico Day was replaced with Piconjo Day.

Granted, Newgrounds becomes evil.

I wish to cause evil.

At 9/22/15 02:32 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 9/22/15 02:28 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish that Pico Day was replaced with Piconjo Day.

Granted, Newgrounds becomes evil.

I wish to cause evil.

Granted. You are now the king of evil and the world has bowed down before you.

At 9/22/15 02:33 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 9/22/15 02:28 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish that Pico Day was replaced with Piconjo Day.

Granted, but only DamnedByFate celebrates it.

I wish Madness Day was replaced with Stick Figure Day.

Granted. Newgrounds dies.

I wish that Madness didn't exist.

At 9/22/15 02:33 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I wish Madness Day was replaced with Stick Figure Day.

Granted, there are now even more crappy parodies.

I still wish to cause evil.

Nevermind that last post.

At 9/22/15 02:38 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that Madness didn't exist.

Granted, Newgrounds has died long ago.

I wish Project Nexus 2 was finally finished.

At 9/22/15 02:38 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I still wish to cause evil.

Granted. I kill you for social justice.

See my wish above.

At 9/22/15 02:40 PM, Homicidee wrote: I wish to be a Deity.

Granted, you're Kronos.

I still wish for Project Nexus 2 to be finished.

At 9/22/15 02:40 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish Project Nexus 2 was finally finished.

Granted. It's nowhere near the quality of the first one.

At 9/22/15 02:40 PM, Homicidee wrote:
I wish to be a Deity.

Granted. You get bored of immortality and try to kill yourself, but can't since you're immortal.

I wish that dessert food didn't exist.

At 9/22/15 02:44 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 9/22/15 02:40 PM, Homicidee wrote: I wish to be a Deity.

Granted, you're Kronos.

I still wish for Project Nexus 2 to be finished.

Already granted, see my wish above.

At 9/22/15 02:44 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that dessert food didn't exist.

Granted, now you'll never get to taste the Tits of Venus.

I wish for more order in this thread.

At 9/22/15 02:47 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish for more order in this thread.

Granted. There's now foul odor in your room.

I wish that your band was in the next Battle of the Bands.

At 9/24/15 10:06 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 9/22/15 02:47 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish for more order in this thread.

Granted. There's now foul odor in your room.

I wish that your band was in the next Battle of the Bands.

Granted, it's one of those that my cousin has been participating in for 15 years by now; his music is still widely unknown outside of my family.

I wish for the foul odour in my room to go away.