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I like to hit things with wood.

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I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 13:39:07


I like to hit things with large planks of wood. I've been doing it since I was a little boy. I hit wood with larger planks of wood, and sometimes the wood snaps.

I like to hit things with wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 13:40:45


Do you shout at the tree whilst you do it?


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 13:41:31


I like to get wood. I go to lumberyards and get wood. I go to forests and get wood. I go to bathhouses and get wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 14:47:48


At 1/7/13 01:41 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I wish I could hit some people with wood.
ALL OF THE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

Yeah I know what you mean brother sometimes i get so pissed but what usually gets my temper down is my wizards topps Pokemon The Movie 2000 booster box 36 pack case, i could never do harm to that.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 15:10:09


At 1/7/13 01:40 PM, Ultimate-fish wrote: Do you shout at the tree whilst you do it?

No. I shout at the stick.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 17:16:15


OP is talking about HIS wood.

Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 17:18:23


At 1/7/13 02:58 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/7/13 02:56 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: is there a joke here im not getting?
it's 'wacky' humor

More like "whack-y"!

You know, because he whacks wood.

And whacking is what you do with your penis.

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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 17:21:19


At 1/7/13 05:18 PM, Xenomit wrote: I like to hit things with my 30 pound 5 1/2 foot lead pipe

I like to hit things.. WITH MAH FISTS.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 17:48:13


You better stay away from this guy.

I like to hit things with wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 20:52:15


At 1/7/13 05:48 PM, ExtraordinaryTerrest wrote: You better stay away from this guy.

He'd be nothing but a block of wood without those chains.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 21:40:41


I approve of this thread in a major way.

I also like to hit things with wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-07 22:00:35


At 1/7/13 01:41 PM, Amaranthus wrote: I wish I could hit some people with wood.
ALL OF THE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

I think bricks work better... Experience.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-08 10:06:25


At 1/7/13 09:40 PM, Senmetsu wrote: I approve of this thread in a major way.

I also like to hit things with wood.

I'd like to hit it with you.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-08 10:07:06


Do you like to hit your wood?


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-08 18:37:35


Ever hit yourself with some wood?


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-08 19:31:54


I wonder how many people like to cut trees down with their cocks.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-08 19:32:45


I love to hit things with my wood.


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-08 21:18:09


We're talking about minecraft here, right guys?


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Response to I like to hit things with wood. 2013-01-08 21:35:50


This reminds me of a kid my dad told me about when he was growing up. Apparently this kid had a mental illness and liked to 'fight' trees with sticks. Then one day he was walking past the kid's house, saw him hitting a tree, and when he saw him a second later the kid was on the ground, out cold.


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