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Your morning routine?

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Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 01:17:59


How do you spend your time in the morning to get up and ready? For me it depends on the day of the week.

Weekdays: I'll wake up two and a half hours before class and shower, shave, eat breakfast, drink a shot of espresso, drink two cups of tea, brush my teeth, work out for 30mins and bike to class.

Weekends: Masturbate, shower, eat, drink several cups of tea and read.

Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 01:23:26


Weekday - Get dressed, watch TV, go to school.
Weekend - Watch TV, PS3 or masturbate, get dressed at some point.

Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 01:40:04


watch a depressing french film, drink wine, masturbate to pornagraphic magazines, smoke, work on my artwork and look outside my window and contemplate suicide

c'est la vie

Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 01:44:32


Wake up, shower, rue.

Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 01:46:26


Weekdays: get up, eat, shower, brush teeth, brush hair

Weekends: get up, computer/tv, eat


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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 01:52:49


My morning routine consists of me initially waking up after my alarm goes off. I smash the snooze button, and begin my refusal stage, in which I lay still anywhere from 10 to 30 minutes attempting to sum up the energy to get on my feet. Still feeling like a zombie, I make coffee, take a shower, get dressed, drink my coffee, and leave my house to face whatever hell the world has brought me for that day.


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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 02:07:24


Why do you want to know?

So you can copy me?

Fuck off, wanker.


This is my signature. It is a nice signature.

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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 02:12:05


Wank, go back to sleep.

Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 02:28:48


Well I work nights now and go to bed not long after I get indoors. So I only need to get up with an alarm when I got something planned (rare). So usually I just wake up and roll out of bed when the need to wee is too intense for me to take anymore.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 02:30:06


shit shower bus

Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 04:05:14


Weekdays - Eat dinner, brush my teeth, shower, nap, eat breakfast, throw kitty up and down, eat lunch, go to bed and cry myself to sleep

Weekends - hide under my bed the entire weekend screaming in horror nonstop

Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 04:15:45


Why the fuck should I tell you this.


I'm Provoke's alt. When she wants to be dirty, rude, and vulgar, she cums to me. Kisses, sweetheart <3

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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 04:34:06


i shit shower shave probably more then dont


Wut wut

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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 21:35:39


Coughing Violently/Cereal/Masturbation.

Simultaneously

I apologize in advance.

Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 21:48:58


Get out of bed, then eat cereal.


That Scout is a Soldier!

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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 21:57:26


At 1/6/13 04:15 AM, EK0V0RP wrote: Why the fuck should I tell you this.

You already did.


This is my signature. It is a nice signature.

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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 22:07:32


Everyday: "Wake up, draw houses occasionally, eat occasionally, play vidya games, check youtube subscriptions occasionally, take a shower, sleep."


[PSN/Steam- Airbourne238]

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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 22:33:11


Wake up at 6:30
Eat breakfast
Wash my face
Brush y teeth
Do my hair
Put on clothes
Leave for school around 7:30.


<3

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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-06 22:47:03


At 1/6/13 09:35 PM, ExtraordinaryTerrest wrote: Coughing Violently/Cereal/Masturbation.

Simultaneously

I doubt anybody has ever eaten their morning cereal whilst masturbating in any serious way.

Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-07 02:19:17


I get up, make my breakfast, then sit down in front of the computer and eat said breakfast while viewing UJ submissions that were submitted while I was asleep. Pretty fascinating stuff.


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Response to Your morning routine? 2013-01-07 11:25:03


I won't include times cause it varies each day when I wake up due to my uni timetable and work and stuff being different times but here's what I basically do:
-Press snooze 999999999999999999999999 times
- Get up
- Pee
- Check stuff on my laptop
- Get a drink
- Shower
- Dry/style hair
- Wash/exfoliate/moisturise face
- Brush teeth
- Get dressed
- Do make up
And either go out or do whatever I'm supposed to that day.

And if I have the day off I'll get up late and pretty much do none of this except shower/wash and brush my teeth.


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