I want to know, this is a serious question, I've seen the biggest loosers get hot girls, mabye I can help.

At 10/11/12 11:15 AM, apocalypseven wrote: I want to know, this is a serious question, I've seen the biggest loosers get hot girls, mabye I can help.

hmm that 3rd statement is quite a large compliment to them in your term of biggest looser would that be classified under they're appearence or near disregard to towards socialization?

Because I'm a piece of shit okay! you don't need to rub it in, you monster. I am going to go cry now to some Adele music and masturbate later.

I cant be bothered

Because we all know you're drowning in bitches.

Judging by apocalypseven's Pokemon tattoos, he is getting all kinds of laid...

Sarcasm

because i'm a socially awkward outcast who has nerves like a baby deer around hot girls.

At 10/11/12 11:25 AM, Daikenkini wrote: Can even YOU call a girl your girlfriend, OP?

I've had a girlfriend, I broke up with her, but she was pretty hot and liked to sex me.

At 10/11/12 11:22 AM, argile wrote:

At 10/11/12 11:15 AM, apocalypseven wrote: I want to know, this is a serious question, I've seen the biggest loosers get hot girls, mabye I can help.

hmm that 3rd statement is quite a large compliment to them in your term of biggest looser would that be classified under they're appearence or near disregard to towards socialization?

Both.

Few tips:

1: Be yourself, don't try too hard
2: Don't care what people think
3: Don't be afraid of rejection
4: Practice good hygiene and dress well, if you don't know how to dress have someone with a fashion sense help you
5: Lower your standards
6: Girls like smart guys so show the good side of your nerd

tfw no gf

Because I'm a fucking loser.

Not that I can't I just haven't found one that I want since high school. Also that's seriously going to cut in my gaming time especially with this years fall line up. So...

inb4: i live in a cave and i have no friends at all, not to mention a girfriend.

I hope that was rhetorical.

I wonder that too.I mean what's more attractive than an unfunny introvert pathetic teenager?

At 10/11/12 01:20 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: I hope that was rhetorical.

I hope so but I can't understand your complicated words.

At 10/11/12 11:15 AM, apocalypseven wrote: I want to know, this is a serious question, I've seen the biggest loosers get hot girls, mabye I can help.

I can't get a girlfriend because all the girls are suspicios about my wedding ring. :o

I have a girlfriend. She moved across the country two weeks ago and I won't see her again until I get a job, get a car, get some money, and drive from Washington to Ohio. Actually I wish I didn't feel so strongly for her, because life would be easier, but oh well.

Because I can pay $110 for an imported Asian masseuse to fuck me. Why would I deal with some bird who'll get attached to me and nag me and all that other crap?

Because I'm gay and already have a boyfriend.

At 10/11/12 12:06 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Judging by apocalypseven's Pokemon tattoos, he is getting all kinds of laid...

Sarcasm

This thread is now about terrible life decisions.

Nah , the ones with a tattoo of your girlfriends names are the worst since they could just dump you and you're left with a tattoo of a random name on your name for the rest of your life.

At 10/11/12 03:18 PM, WirelessBrain wrote: Nah , the ones with a tattoo of your girlfriends names are the worst since they could just dump you and you're left with a tattoo of a random name on your name for the rest of your life.

I only date girls named Tiffany

because my cock is too big and they get scared

but really, high standards, very poor social life, i have being quite attractive at my favor, and brilliant as a pro and con.
and as a combination of those, i dont go clubbing nor do drugs (alcohol included), what it seems to be a great deal in modern mating rituals

At 10/11/12 12:14 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: because i'm a socially awkward outcast who has nerves like a baby deer around hot girls.

that and i just avoid everyone i can avoid

if a girl offered me herself
i would turn her down despite the fact i want those things

and spend the rest of my life in which i remember turning her down beating myself up about it

because as a

spends a while working up the courage to post this
.im not sure about this
damn it i don't want to spend the remainder of my days thinking about what responses could have been
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At 10/11/12 11:15 AM, apocalypseven wrote: I want to know, this is a serious question, I've seen the biggest loosers get hot girls, mabye I can help.

I'm asexual

At 10/11/12 03:26 PM, Entice wrote:

At 10/11/12 03:25 PM, kakalxlax wrote: modern mating rituals

I think I've pinpointed the exact reason why you're still a virgin.

you dont say

At 10/11/12 03:56 PM, Entice wrote:

At 10/11/12 03:54 PM, kakalxlax wrote: you dont say

Just to clarify, I was pointing out the way you talk about relationships and not the relationships themselves. Or "mating rituals" as you call them.

thank you for your concern but i got it the first time

No thanks, I'm not a lesbian.

At 10/11/12 03:11 PM, xeMadoka wrote:

I think, compared to some tattoos, a PokÃf©mon one is hardly up there with the worst, if PokÃf©mon was a big part of your childhood or something. Those fuck-off-huge religious verse tattoos are the worst.

It was a big part of my childhood, I am Christian but I do not get those crosses or scriptures because they are dumb and most of those people that get them are not religious, also my tatts have a meaning behind them.

i dumb fuck loser bitch ugly mean 2 other peopl