Hi jack a plane and freefall into the presidints office wearing explosives.
How would you commit suicide?
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asphyxiation by large breasts, a overdose of viagra while sexing a bitch for 20 hours straight resulting in either a heart attack or blood clot.
I would get a nuse on my balls and hang it on a tree.
I want to snap my back while trying to suck my own dick. Imagine what my mom will say!
I always wanted to get a bunch of pills that conflict each other to where it causes death, take an overdose amount of them, drive off to Joshua Tree, go "hiking" and just die alone somewhere out there.
If I need to commit suicide, I'll kill myself with an overdose.
At least not a muffin.
I man up and don't because suicide is retarded.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
People that commit suicide deserve to be quickly forgotten.
After you die, you don't matter at all, so why would you want to?
Ready a bath, then cut open the veins in my arm and then I sit down and relax in the tub. This way I feel very little pain and will most like pass out before I die of blood loss. This is a very common way to commit sucide because it is so damn effective and almost painless.
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