At 11/28/11 05:15 PM, DukenukemALT wrote: How old were you and what did you smoke?

I was 14 and it was like this yellow or orange cush.

It was fucking amazing.

I was 14, too, and it was probably sour diesel.

I remember they handed me the pipe, and said, "eh, just hit it." They never mentioned to me that I shouldn't take too big a hit.

I took THE BIGGEST fucking hit I swear, in my life. I coughed SO HARD I thought I was going to die. I ended up coughing so much that I couldn't breathe and I drooled all over the place. Afterward I started laughing uncontrollably and felt pretty fucking stoned.

After a few more times that was that. I've been a pot smoker now for 6 years. :)

At 11/28/11 08:08 PM, mothballs wrote:

At 11/28/11 05:17 PM, Mentally-ill wrote: Drugs are for losers.

Pretty much.

I can't think of one guy I know that I really can look up to and I really envy, that smokes weed. I have nothing against people that smoke weed, it's just that the people that do it have absolutely no lives so they resort to that. It doesn't make someone a bad person at all.

AHEM!

http://coedmagazine.com/2009/02/06/the-1 0-most-successful-potheads-on-the-planet -cool-enough-to-admit-it/

At 11/28/11 10:39 PM, k6ka wrote: If you take drugs, I suggest you shut up about talking about how great they are and start doing community service.

Why are you posting this in a thread called 'First Time You Smoked Weed." if you don't want to hear people talking about drugs?

Moron. People like you are actually the ones being annoying.

11.
It was great. My friend wanted me to have a really good first high, so we went out in the woods, did it, came back and ate some ramen, played some video games, then went to Olive Garden and ate so many breadsticks.
And we were fucking high. It probably would've been funny to see us trying to navigate the menu.

Never smoked, because I'm not stupid.

No offense

At 11/28/11 10:58 PM, The-Lonely-Island wrote: Never smoked, because I'm not stupid.

No offense

I don't see how you are meaning no offense when you are blatantly insulting us stoners.

Go full out, or don't go at all.

I never have, but the next time my mum and I go to Amsterdam, we'll try it for shits 'n' giggles.
I'm lazy enough as it is; if I was a pothead, I would turn into a rock.

I was in grade 8, me and my friends crashed a grade 10 party but it was okay because my sister was in grade 12.

Now I'm in grade 10, and i smoke weed every weekend or so.

i was 15 it was reggie spiked with opium and i hallucinated and i thought i was duck
the second time it was kb and it was epic i so chilled out maaaaan it was good time

I was 16, and I didn't enjoy it. I guess it's not my thing.

18. it sucked and I hated it.

At 11/28/11 07:21 PM, Tokecat wrote:

At 11/28/11 07:16 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Never. Why? Because I take care of my body.

Yes because as we all know, one joint will permanently destroy the lungs, lead to nicotine addiction and to certain mental-illness. HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND.

I know its not gonna be like that the first time you smoke one. Its just my life choice.

First time for me was last summer.

I ate an entire bag of kettle cooked salt and pepper chips and told a girl I killed her Dad by shoving my penis through this head.

Only to find out her Dad had committed suicide by shotgun two months earlier.

Whoops.

Never happened, never will.

At 11/28/11 05:19 PM, Thechickensparta wrote:

At 11/28/11 05:15 PM, DukenukemALT wrote:
yellow or orange cush.

just because you/your friends say it was orange kush doesn't even make you remotely cooler or anything.

oh and i'm pretty sure you smoked corn.

My dick feels like corn

lol "cush"
anywho
13th birthday, really green and fluffy bud from a bong, it was pretty fun

one question though
every time I log onto NG I see at least one of these threads. Why the need? Just curious.

I was 11 and it was some bap ass reggie.

Fuck that shit!

It was only a year ago or so, I was with 4 friends of mine, and we were at the little park in my neighborhood. I think the it was Northern Lights, but I'm not too sure. Now, I usually don't go more than a couple days without smoking, sometimes I'll smoke daily for a week straight.

I was 13, at the 2008 Seattle Hempfest.
I smoked everything.
Woke up with like 20 joints in my pocket the next day.

At 11/30/11 04:20 AM, Nein wrote: I was 13, at the 2008 Seattle Hempfest.
I smoked everything.
Woke up with like 20 joints in my pocket the next day.

So, from smoking a crap load of weed...you magically obtained more weed? o_o

If only the potheads of the world new this amazing trick.

I was 18 and it was in my car and almost got caught by the police and the blunt lit on fire in my friends face and yeah... shoulda been a red flag from god right there (or zombie god. depending on your faith)

At 11/30/11 04:22 AM, Jay wrote:

At 11/30/11 04:20 AM, Nein wrote: I was 13, at the 2008 Seattle Hempfest.
I smoked everything.
Woke up with like 20 joints in my pocket the next day.

So, from smoking a crap load of weed...you magically obtained more weed? o_o

If only the potheads of the world new this amazing trick.

Worlds largest pot festival man, 250,000 that year, all I did was buy a fatass bong and walk around as a kickass lil 8th grader and everyone smoked me out. Then there was a joint toss... Shit was wild.

At 11/30/11 04:32 AM, Nein wrote:

At 11/30/11 04:22 AM, Jay wrote:

At 11/30/11 04:20 AM, Nein wrote: I was 13, at the 2008 Seattle Hempfest.
I smoked everything.
Woke up with like 20 joints in my pocket the next day.

So, from smoking a crap load of weed...you magically obtained more weed? o_o

If only the potheads of the world new this amazing trick.

Worlds largest pot festival man, 250,000 that year, all I did was buy a fatass bong and walk around as a kickass lil 8th grader and everyone smoked me out. Then there was a joint toss... Shit was wild.

I went to SanFran pot festival.. you would think it'd be awesome but it was gay as fuck...

they had a dude selling bathtubs

like a actual fuckin bathtub stall at a fuckin pot festival

and it was regulated as fuck.. couldn't go anywhere without a card

who would wanna buy a fucking bathtub at a pot festival man

who

Never had the opportunity to try smoking pot. I've known a few people who use it regularly, some of them whom have practically no future.

But if any of my friends starting doing weed I wouldn't have much against it. It's not as bad as other things which are only legal because the government makes a shitload of tax from them.

At 11/30/11 04:34 AM, Screch wrote: I went to SanFran pot festival.. you would think it'd be awesome but it was gay as fuck...

Haha I was JUST thinking if San Francisco had something like that...

they had a dude selling bathtubs

o_o

like a actual fuckin bathtub stall at a fuckin pot festival

and it was regulated as fuck.. couldn't go anywhere without a card

who would wanna buy a fucking bathtub at a pot festival man

who

Guy: So Steve, heard you went to the San Fran pot fest, how was it?
Steve: Dunno. just went for the bath tubs.

I just LOL'd so fucking hard dude.
You should hit up Burning Man, Imma be over there this summer, space faced for a week straight. x)

I was 14 like everybody else here. I got high as fuck and ate a cake.

How did you spell kush wrong jackass

Like really... You had to buy a cannibis card (cali baby) for 80 FUCKIN DORRA to get to the other half of the festival

my friend did

said it was pretty tight... free brownies and gave you free blunts like shit like one a person like shit

but yeah

they sold pipes and shit on the other half...

and.........1one1..

the fucking bathtub... i literally had no idea.. i was high when i was there i was like is there really a guy selling this bathtub thing... there was a worker there all dressed up trying to be a salesman but he was kept to himself beccause obv nobody was interested

and there was me

just staring at him

At 11/28/11 05:17 PM, Mentally-ill wrote: Drugs are for losers.

then how come all the athletes who take steroids come first?