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Minecraft: A Zombie Story

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Minecraft: A Zombie Story 2011-09-10 23:03:09


Ok, I don't like writing in big, literal stories, so I'm gonna write mine in a script like I always do :3

ALSO, when you are reading, imagine that it,s actually a flash with a Rubberninja or Egorapter type of drawing.

Without further adue (what the hell does this MEAN!), the story!

Minecraft: A Zombie Story

IT STARTS OFF IN PITCH BLACK. YOU CAN HEAR SOME DEEP YET LOW ZOMBIE VOICE. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU SEE THE FACE OF A ZOMBIE MAKING A BLOOD THIRSTY YELL. RIGHT AFTER THAT, YOU SEE AN OTHER ZOMBIE (THA LOOKS MORE HORRIBLE) THAT IS MAKING THE SAME YELL, ONLY SCARIER. THEN, THE SCREEN GOES BACK TO SEE 1 SKELETON AND THE 2 ZOMBIES SITTING DOWN NEXT TO EACH OTHER (FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: SKELETON, ZOMBIE 2 AND ZOMBIE 1). FINALLY, AFTER 5 SECONDS OF YELLING, BOTH OF THEM STOPS, THEN LOOKS AT THE SKELETON.

Zombie 1: So? Who was the scariest?

Skeleton: I would say... Joe (ZOMBIE 2) had the scariest scream.

Zombie 2 (HE WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS JOE): Ah yeah! I win! Give me my money, bitch!

Zombie 1: Ah man, I was sure I was gonna win...

AFTER THAT, YOU SEE THE SCREEN BACKING UP A LITTLE, JUST ENOUGH TO SEE A SPIDER ARRIVING FROM THE LEFT.

Spider: Joe, my man! This is SUCH a sick party you got here!

Joe: Ah yeah, thanks man!

Spider: Oh, but I'm DEAD serious! Look at this place!

WHEN THE SPIDER SAYS THE COOL STUFF, YOU CHANGE THE SCREEN TO THE THING HE IS SAYING (EXEMPLE; Man: I like trains (screen of a train hitting a dude))

Spider: You got develish looking hotties (SCREEN SHOWS A FEMALE SKELETON (PROBABLY LIPSTICKS AND EYE LINER :P) SENSUALLY DANCING IN FRONT OF OTHER MONSTERS), awesome party games and music (SCREEN SHOWS SKELETONS SHOOTING ARROWS ON A SMALL SHOOTING RANGE), even some cool glowstone lamps! (SCREEN SHOWS A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES HANGING NEXT TO ONE OF THE SAID LAMPS)

THE SCREEN THEN SHOWS THE SPIDER AND JOE NEXT TO EACH OTHER

Spider: Wait... how did you even GET lamps like that?

Joe: Oh, I got it from one of my cousins. He has been living with some of his pig-zombie friends.

Spider: Oh yeah, I always wondered what would happen if we used a zombie and a pig to-

THE SPIDER THEN GETS CUTS OFF BY A LOUD CRY FROM THE LEFT SIDE. BOTH THE SPIDER AND JOE LOOKS TO THE LEFT.

Spider: Who the fuck is crying? He is ruining my sex joke!

Joe: Oh, that's Brendon.

WHEN JOE SAYS THOSE WORDS, THE SCREEN QUICKLY CHANGES TO A CREEPER SITTING ON A CAHIR BANGING HIS HEAD ON A TABLE IN FRONT OF HIM, CRYING AT THE SAME TIME.

Joe: His parents died recently, so I wanted to change his mood by inviting him here. But I think he took some-

Spider: Crack?

Joe: I was gonna say SUGAR, but sure.

SCREEN GOES BACK TO THE SPIDER AND JOE.

Spider: Geez, that must have been a mojor blown for him. What happened?

Joe: To the sugar?

Spider: Goddammit, NO, to his parents!

Joe: Oh! They we're attacked by a vicious dog. They both blew up.

Spider: Ah well, even if brendon's crying, it's gonna stop us from having the most awesome monster party ever! Seriously, who would ever want to stop this!

AS HE FINISHED THOSE LINES, YOU HEAR A GIGANTIC BLAST IN THE CAVE. EVERYONE LOOKS TO THE LEFT, AND FROM THERE, THEY CAN SEE A GIANT HOLE IN THE WALL (WITH SOME ROCK POWDER STILL FLOATING). AND THEN, WITH A BAD-ASS MUSIC COMES A BAD-ASS HUMAN WITH SOME BAD-ASS EQUIPEMENT (THINK ABOUT THE MOST BAD-ASS STUFF A MINECRAFTIAN DUDE CAN HAVE ON HIM) THEN, THERE'S A CLOSE-UP ON HIS FACE AS WE HIS EPIC SUNGLASSES. FINALLY YOU SEE A ZOMBIE COMING TO HIM LOOKING DRUNK.

Drunk Zombie: Ah man, fucking shitcock, look what, LOOK WHAT... you did... to my FEEEEET!... You DIRTIED them with your filthy shitting explosion!

THE ZOMBIE KEEPS TALKING, BUT IN THE EYES OF THE HUMAN, HE ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE THE NORMAL ZOMBIE SOUND YOU CAN HEAR WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT. WHEN THE ZOMBIE STOPS TALKING, THE SCREEN CHANGES SO YOU SEE BOTH OF THEM FACE-TO-FACE. THE HUMAN TAKES OFF HIS GLASSES (SHOWING ASTONISHED EYES) AND WAIT FOR ABOUT 2-3 SECONDS. THEN, THE HUMAN QUICKLY TAKES A SWORD AND KILLS THE ZOMBIE WITH ONE CUT. THE ZOMBIE YELLS, EXPLOADS (NOT LIKE A TNT EXPLOSION! MORE LIKE A POOF EXPLOSION WITH DUST) AND LEAVES FEATHERS WHERE HE STODD 2 SECONDS AGO. THE SCREEN THEN CHANGES TO THE PACK OF MONSTERS. ONE OF THE ZOMBIES COMES OUT OF THE REST AND SPECKS NORMALY.

Zombie: I knew that drunken bitch ate my chicken!

Ok, well, it's kinda late right now (11:00 pm), so I am not finishing my story now. I WILL finish it tomorrow (if anyone reads it and wonders if I decided to stop it there)

By the way, NO TAKING MY IDEAS!

Thank you!

Nicknclank

Response to Minecraft: A Zombie Story 2011-09-11 19:04:16


It is now time for Part 2 of the story!

So where we're we... oh, yes, a drunken zombie died leaving feathers.

AFTER THE ZOMBIE SID THESE WORDS, THE HUMAN TOOK OUT HIS BOW AND ARROW. WHEN HE LOADS THE ARROW, IT MAKES THE SOUND OF SOMEONE RECHARGING HIS GUN. THE SCREEN THEN CHANGES BACK TO THE PACK OF MONSTERS. THEN, ONE OF THEM DIES FROM AN ARROW IN HIS HEAD (WHEN THE ARROW GOT SHOT, IT MADE A GUN SHOT SOUND). THE PACK OF MONSTERS THEN RUNS AROUND EVERYWHERE YELLING.

NOW, WHILE THE MONSTERS RUN YELLING AND SCREAMING, THE SCREEN RANDOMLY GOES TO ONE OF THESE SCENES.

Scene #1

THE SCREEN GOES TO A SKELETON WHO KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE YOUNG MALFOY IN HARRY POTTER.

Malfoy Skeleton: My father will hear about- GRAH!

HE SUDDENLY GETS SHOT IN THE BODY, THEN EXPLOADS (AGAIN, POOF EXPLOSION)

Scene #2

THE SCREEN GOES TO A SPIDER YEALLING TO A SKELETON.

Spider: Don't you have arrows with you?!

Skeleton: I did, but i can't find them any- FRAAAAAANK!

THE SCENE GOES A BIT TO THE RIGHT SO WE CAN SEE THE SKEL AND A FAT ZOMBIE.

Skeleton: Why the fuck did you eat the arrows?!

Frank: I eat when I'm nervous!

Skeleton: Well you could have eaten the porkchops you dumb-fUUUUAAAAAHHHH!

BOTH THE SKELETON AND THE FAT ZOMBIE GETS HIT RESPECTEDLY BY AN ARROW.

Scene #3

THE SCREEN GOES TO A CREEPER GOING TO A NETHER PORTAL.

Creeper: Bether them then me I always say!

THE CREEPER JUMPS IN THE PORTAL. THE SCREEN THEN GOES TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTAL (THE NETHER) WHERE THE CREEPER CONTINUES HIS FORWARD MOTION.

Creeper: Ahhh, that was cl- WHAT THE FUUU-(Pssssshhh) AHHHHHH!

INSTED OF LANDING SOMWHERE SAFE, THE CREEPER LANDED IN LAVA, WHERE WE CAN STILL SEE THE REMAINS OF MONSTERS SINKING IN TOO.

AFTER THESE THREE SCENES HAS BEEN DONE (YOU DECIDE THE ORDER), THE SCREEN COMES BACK TO THE HUMAN WHO WHISTLES. THEN, A DOG COMES OUT OF THE HOLE IN THE WALL AND CHARGES. THE SCREEN QUICKLY CHANGES BACK TO BRENDON THE CREEPER.

Brendon: No.. no... don't come close to me... no... NOOOOO!

AS THE WOLF BITES BRENDON, YOU CAN SEE HIM EXPAND IN SLOW MOTION (NOT TOO SLOW THOUGHT), AND WHEN HE EXPLOADS (REAL EXPLOSION THIS TIME), THE NORMAL SPEED TAKES OVER. AFTER THE DUST SETTLES IN, THE ONLY THING YOU SEE IS THE HUMAN NEXT TO HIS HOLE. SATISFIED, HE THEN WALKS TO A WALL THATS SEEMS TO HAVE BLUE STUFF ON THE SIDE. HE MINES IT, AND WHEN IT COMES OUT, LAPIZ COMES OUT.

Human: Ah yeah, found myself some dia... wait... this is... lapiz?

THE HUMAN THEN DO AN ANGRY "ME GUSTA" FACE AND SHOOTS HIMSELF SOMEHOW WITH HIS BOW AND ARROW.

CREDITS WITH AWESOME MUSIC

END

And thats the end of my story :D If you have any comment, write them! If you just wanted to watch, I hope you liked the story!

I will probably make other stories, so expect more.

See ya!

Nicknclank