Minecraft: A Zombie Story 2011-09-10 23:03:09
Ok, I don't like writing in big, literal stories, so I'm gonna write mine in a script like I always do :3
ALSO, when you are reading, imagine that it,s actually a flash with a Rubberninja or Egorapter type of drawing.
Without further adue (what the hell does this MEAN!), the story!
Minecraft: A Zombie Story
IT STARTS OFF IN PITCH BLACK. YOU CAN HEAR SOME DEEP YET LOW ZOMBIE VOICE. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU SEE THE FACE OF A ZOMBIE MAKING A BLOOD THIRSTY YELL. RIGHT AFTER THAT, YOU SEE AN OTHER ZOMBIE (THA LOOKS MORE HORRIBLE) THAT IS MAKING THE SAME YELL, ONLY SCARIER. THEN, THE SCREEN GOES BACK TO SEE 1 SKELETON AND THE 2 ZOMBIES SITTING DOWN NEXT TO EACH OTHER (FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: SKELETON, ZOMBIE 2 AND ZOMBIE 1). FINALLY, AFTER 5 SECONDS OF YELLING, BOTH OF THEM STOPS, THEN LOOKS AT THE SKELETON.
Zombie 1: So? Who was the scariest?
Skeleton: I would say... Joe (ZOMBIE 2) had the scariest scream.
Zombie 2 (HE WILL NOW BE KNOWN AS JOE): Ah yeah! I win! Give me my money, bitch!
Zombie 1: Ah man, I was sure I was gonna win...
AFTER THAT, YOU SEE THE SCREEN BACKING UP A LITTLE, JUST ENOUGH TO SEE A SPIDER ARRIVING FROM THE LEFT.
Spider: Joe, my man! This is SUCH a sick party you got here!
Joe: Ah yeah, thanks man!
Spider: Oh, but I'm DEAD serious! Look at this place!
WHEN THE SPIDER SAYS THE COOL STUFF, YOU CHANGE THE SCREEN TO THE THING HE IS SAYING (EXEMPLE; Man: I like trains (screen of a train hitting a dude))
Spider: You got develish looking hotties (SCREEN SHOWS A FEMALE SKELETON (PROBABLY LIPSTICKS AND EYE LINER :P) SENSUALLY DANCING IN FRONT OF OTHER MONSTERS), awesome party games and music (SCREEN SHOWS SKELETONS SHOOTING ARROWS ON A SMALL SHOOTING RANGE), even some cool glowstone lamps! (SCREEN SHOWS A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES HANGING NEXT TO ONE OF THE SAID LAMPS)
THE SCREEN THEN SHOWS THE SPIDER AND JOE NEXT TO EACH OTHER
Spider: Wait... how did you even GET lamps like that?
Joe: Oh, I got it from one of my cousins. He has been living with some of his pig-zombie friends.
Spider: Oh yeah, I always wondered what would happen if we used a zombie and a pig to-
THE SPIDER THEN GETS CUTS OFF BY A LOUD CRY FROM THE LEFT SIDE. BOTH THE SPIDER AND JOE LOOKS TO THE LEFT.
Spider: Who the fuck is crying? He is ruining my sex joke!
Joe: Oh, that's Brendon.
WHEN JOE SAYS THOSE WORDS, THE SCREEN QUICKLY CHANGES TO A CREEPER SITTING ON A CAHIR BANGING HIS HEAD ON A TABLE IN FRONT OF HIM, CRYING AT THE SAME TIME.
Joe: His parents died recently, so I wanted to change his mood by inviting him here. But I think he took some-
Joe: I was gonna say SUGAR, but sure.
SCREEN GOES BACK TO THE SPIDER AND JOE.
Spider: Geez, that must have been a mojor blown for him. What happened?
Joe: To the sugar?
Spider: Goddammit, NO, to his parents!
Joe: Oh! They we're attacked by a vicious dog. They both blew up.
Spider: Ah well, even if brendon's crying, it's gonna stop us from having the most awesome monster party ever! Seriously, who would ever want to stop this!
AS HE FINISHED THOSE LINES, YOU HEAR A GIGANTIC BLAST IN THE CAVE. EVERYONE LOOKS TO THE LEFT, AND FROM THERE, THEY CAN SEE A GIANT HOLE IN THE WALL (WITH SOME ROCK POWDER STILL FLOATING). AND THEN, WITH A BAD-ASS MUSIC COMES A BAD-ASS HUMAN WITH SOME BAD-ASS EQUIPEMENT (THINK ABOUT THE MOST BAD-ASS STUFF A MINECRAFTIAN DUDE CAN HAVE ON HIM) THEN, THERE'S A CLOSE-UP ON HIS FACE AS WE HIS EPIC SUNGLASSES. FINALLY YOU SEE A ZOMBIE COMING TO HIM LOOKING DRUNK.
Drunk Zombie: Ah man, fucking shitcock, look what, LOOK WHAT... you did... to my FEEEEET!... You DIRTIED them with your filthy shitting explosion!
THE ZOMBIE KEEPS TALKING, BUT IN THE EYES OF THE HUMAN, HE ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE THE NORMAL ZOMBIE SOUND YOU CAN HEAR WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT. WHEN THE ZOMBIE STOPS TALKING, THE SCREEN CHANGES SO YOU SEE BOTH OF THEM FACE-TO-FACE. THE HUMAN TAKES OFF HIS GLASSES (SHOWING ASTONISHED EYES) AND WAIT FOR ABOUT 2-3 SECONDS. THEN, THE HUMAN QUICKLY TAKES A SWORD AND KILLS THE ZOMBIE WITH ONE CUT. THE ZOMBIE YELLS, EXPLOADS (NOT LIKE A TNT EXPLOSION! MORE LIKE A POOF EXPLOSION WITH DUST) AND LEAVES FEATHERS WHERE HE STODD 2 SECONDS AGO. THE SCREEN THEN CHANGES TO THE PACK OF MONSTERS. ONE OF THE ZOMBIES COMES OUT OF THE REST AND SPECKS NORMALY.
Zombie: I knew that drunken bitch ate my chicken!
Ok, well, it's kinda late right now (11:00 pm), so I am not finishing my story now. I WILL finish it tomorrow (if anyone reads it and wonders if I decided to stop it there)
By the way, NO TAKING MY IDEAS!