And Pikachu was by your side. What sort of hilarity and human-pokemon bonding would ensue?
Let's say you were Ash Ketchum
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I'm not into bondage, sorry.
Ah who am I kidding, I just hope Pikachu likes a little S&M
I'd find random people and tell pikachu to use thunder shock on them.
At 6/18/11 12:10 AM, Prodigy wrote: human-pokemon bonding
yeaaahh, about that...
I would feed that motherfucker Rare Candies all day until it laid a magic egg
At 4/22/09 12:38 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Raped by hongkong. NEXT.
Yeah, that was one champion of a post, wasn't it? -Zerok
I'd let Pikachu get lost in a mysterious castle near a mysterious ancient tree, so he can become unconsious, wake up to find a Mew, and then I'd find and use Lucario to help me get Pikachu back. Then just capture them all in the end :D
leg in one hand, brerb in the other
I'd shoot the little fucker and get a real, non-gay job.
I'd turn pikachu asian like I did in my animation (promo post :D)
Raining upwards. Every step of the way.
" if its challenge accepted its gonna be like a volcano just erupted out of your ass"
-Sage Mike
At 6/18/11 12:22 AM, GamesArmor wrote: NSFW
Why
At 6/18/11 12:48 AM, chipotleaway wrote:At 6/18/11 12:22 AM, GamesArmor wrote: NSFWWhy
A dick shaped dildo and a Pikachu strapped to a bed is pretty NSFW if that's what you're asking.
I would put him into a cock fighting ring and win all the money I could.
Shut up already.
At 6/18/11 12:46 AM, MrSoxfan wrote: I'd shoot the little fucker and get a real, non-gay job.
This...THIS
Would be kind of cool to just throw a ball and have a little electric rabbit wreck shit.
At 6/18/11 01:13 AM, Chemich wrote: I'd make the fucker learn English, MOTHERFUCKER PIKACHU IS NOT A GODDAMN WORD.
yes it is, it's japanese. Means electric mouse or something
I'd trap him in a steel cage and force him to power my home so I can play video games all the time with a low electricity bill.
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I would force Pikachu to give me oral sex and ejaculate into his mouth and remind him each day that if he wants to stay out of his pokeball, he better get used to this. While he agrees and cries "Pika-choooo-hoo-hoo-hooooo" and tears fall down his face.
Yep.
I'd release him from the pokeball and instantly shove the barrel of a gun in his face, fire without hesitation. Fuck you, PikaBITCH
Well the best thing to do in such a situation to grab his cock.
My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.
Well if I ever got hungry he would bond with my stomach, then work through my intestines to eventually bond with the ground that I shit on.
The eulogy I've pre-prepared.
Pikachu, a great companion, an even better meal.
At 6/18/11 01:20 AM, Allaire wrote:At 6/18/11 12:46 AM, MrSoxfan wrote: I'd shoot the little fucker and get a real, non-gay job.This...THIS
Would be kind of cool to just throw a ball and have a little electric rabbit wreck shit.
Pikachu's a mouse.
I dunno bout you, but if I were Ash I'd have banged Misty. Forget Pikachu. Resheads are where it's at.
The other girls would just be a bonus.
Lol Brock would be so jelly.
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I would get Pikachu drunk and see what happens.
Sit down with him and hug him and walk around with him in my arms etc, or can it be a she? that would be cool.
I'd just get rid of him because Pikachu is the worst pokemon by sheer annoyance.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 6/18/11 04:15 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd just get rid of him because Pikachu is the worst pokemon by sheer annoyance.
What about Wabbofet or Psyduck?
At 6/18/11 04:15 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd just get rid of him because Pikachu is the worst pokemon by sheer annoyance.
I'd get a Vulpix.
At 6/18/11 04:17 AM, Narcissy wrote:At 6/18/11 04:15 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd just get rid of him because Pikachu is the worst pokemon by sheer annoyance.What about Wabbofet or Psyduck?
Even though you could class them as 'retards' they are still as cool as the other side of the pillow when compared to the annoying high pitched screaming of "PIKA-PIKA!".
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 6/18/11 04:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: Even though you could class them as 'retards' they are still as cool as the other side of the pillow when compared to the annoying high pitched screaming of "PIKA-PIKA!".
Dunno, I find stupidity to be incredibly annoying, but hey, that's me.
