At 4/23/11 12:50 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: You decide to have a little peek through the hole.
What do you see?
The Jailer seems to be flipping the fuck out, and the guards have been summoned. You are now in a bit of a pickle. You also realise for the first time ever that there seems to be a vat of what smells like MARMITE blocking your food flap from opening.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
At 4/24/11 02:12 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: The Jailer seems to be flipping the fuck out, and the guards have been summoned. You are now in a bit of a pickle. You also realise for the first time ever that there seems to be a vat of what smells like MARMITE blocking your food flap from opening.
Cast magic missile on the vat of MARMITE in an attempt to knock it over.
Or any other spell of the sort.
Ok this is the plan: Try to pour that disgusting mix of brown balls and yellow liquid into the marmite. Maybe when they have calmed down they will take a break, eat some of it and get sick.... or die.
Ponder why there is MARMITE in front of your cell door.
Conjure some grenades and blow open the door.
At 4/23/11 12:53 PM, The-Scourge wrote: Throw your new concotion in the guards face, blinding him and causing him to knock down the door in rage!
You do so, and... BULLS-EYE! You hit The Jailer right on the mouth! Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to be in any fit state to knock down the door. Hopefully the Castle Guards are.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
Guards charge in your cell to see what the fuck is up, but, luckily, you are waiting...
Have some Marmite before you try to lift it (it'd also make it slightly lighter) before realizing it's Marmite.
Did you know that I just found out what marmite is?
Thanks, Google!
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Take some toast out of your bum and dip it in the MARMITE!
Bum toast seems almost fitting for marmite.
almost
The Jailer is retreating, it looks like he was a bit incompetent in the end.
Uh oh. From what you can see, the guards have enlisted the help of a BRUTISH OAF to move the marmite. This might not be pretty.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
The Brutish Oaf eats ALL THE MARMITE. ALL OF IT.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
Projectile vomit
vomit with such force it destroys all in it's wake.
Pierre should probably get out of the way of the door.
explain the BRUTISH oaf that he has been living a lie, and he is actually a BRITISH oaf, explaining his natural appeal to marmite.
I think I would enjoy eating fruit more if it screamed when I bit into it.
Showing quick thinking, you back against the wall.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
At 4/26/11 12:46 AM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: Showing quick thinking, you back against the wall.
Feign sickness
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
At 4/26/11 12:46 AM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: Showing quick thinking, you back against the wall.
When the door bursts open, thrust out your foot in order to trip up whomever charges in.
At 4/26/11 01:23 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:At 4/26/11 12:46 AM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: Showing quick thinking, you back against the wall.When the door bursts open, thrust out your foot in order to trip up whomever charges in.
The door has been destroyed!
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
At 4/26/11 01:40 AM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote:At 4/26/11 01:23 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: When the door bursts open, thrust out your foot in order to trip up whomever charges in.The door has been destroyed!
Well then, that takes care of the first part of that plan.
Now all you need to do is stick out your foot and trip up whomever enters.
At 4/26/11 01:48 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:
Now all you need to do is stick out your foot and trip up whomever enters.
You don't think there's going to be anyone entering for a while now. The guards seem to have decided they don't get paid enough to wallow through litres (Yes Metric) of Marmite, and the Brutish Oaf has, erm, walked off.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
look who's inside the other cell
hope it's leia
NEVER LOOSE FAITH IN MANCUNT
write something in the MARMITE to make people think all of this was your doing.
At 4/26/11 04:45 AM, J-qb wrote: look who's inside the other cell
You don't have the key, and the lock is pretty much busted anyway, but you can work some magical prowess on the door this time since the keyhole is on your side.
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
You meet with your fellow prisoner. He tells you he's in here for tripping over a dung heap and getting a bit on the King's shoe. It seems this guy has quite the Napoleon Complex. He also tells you he is too big to fit through the food flap so while all the other dangerous criminals escaped, he was trapped here.
But what is this burly Fighter's name?
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
