Bizarrojoe: Whore For A Day Sex(6)

[BizarroJoe]

Today I got the chance, (Probably the last one in this year and part of the next one.) so here we go!

THE RULEZ:

- All Art Forum rules apply.
- I'll be using ONLY a mechanical(Or traditional) pencil, some sheets of white paper and a scanner.
- You can request only one thing at a time, If you don't, I'll choose whatever.
- Unless the thing is getting slow, I won't make two consecutive pics for the same user. If you want more than a drawing, wait in line, please.
- The art will be quite sketchy, 'cause this is an endurance test.
- I'll stop for lunch and supper times... The thread will end when I get exhausted.
- Please be sensible if you want your pic to drawn. Excuse me for the probable following crappiness.
- And, finally, treat me gently <3

Will I collapse this time? Chances is that this time, it's likely to happen!

THE FIRST!!!

[poxpower]

Draw Darth Vader riding a bicycle.

[BizarroJoe]

At 10/2/10 04:11 AM, ImpendingRiot wrote: A hot chick wearing a pumpkin

Damn, it's Halloween so near?
Sorry for being slow...
...
NEXT!

[Lintire]

Sexy Evil Cyborgs with some Blueberry Bubblegum on the side, please.

Table 46

[BizarroJoe]

At 10/2/10 04:40 AM, poxpower wrote: Draw Darth Vader riding a bicycle.

Heeey, Pox, it's been ages!
Combining two topics in which I'm almost a complete ignorant: Star Wars and cycling.

Sorry, pal...

NEXT!!

[WiZBiN-Yoshi-1]

nice stuff , ninja girl with panda outfit and katana :)

[Spiddles]

Waldo, from Where's Waldo series, as an old drunken man who's rambling about the "good ole days."

[DieterTheuns]

Indiana Jones and Han Solo having cowboy gay sex.

:||3

[Luwano]

An oktoberfest waitress carrying hilariously many german beer jugs.

Like this example but actually sexy.

I can't help but asking for sexy lady drawings, when it comes to Joe....

[BizarroJoe]

At 10/2/10 04:59 AM, Lintire wrote: Sexy Evil Cyborgs with some Blueberry Bubblegum on the side, please.

Table 46

I don't have the slightest FUCK'N idea of what are you trying to ask.
And I can't go drawing too much items... So you got just one Sexy Evil Cyborg.
...
NEXT!!

[Havegum]

Draw a cool guy wearing glasses with feathers attached to it!

[BizarroJoe]

At 10/2/10 05:16 AM, WiZBiN-Yoshi-1 wrote: nice stuff , ninja girl with panda outfit and katana :)

Bamboo doesn't return strikes...
NEXT!

[poxpower]

At 10/2/10 05:11 AM, BizarroJoe wrote:

NEXT!!

Holy shit, he's got feet!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well played

[Lintire]

At 10/2/10 05:47 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: I don't have the slightest FUCK'N idea of what are you trying to ask.
And I can't go drawing too much items... So you got just one Sexy Evil Cyborg.
...
NEXT!!

Either way, it still looks brilliant, man - nice work on it. And it's not like I'm going to hold your haste against you :3

[WiZBiN-Yoshi-1]

At 10/2/10 06:17 AM, BizarroJoe wrote:

At 10/2/10 05:16 AM, WiZBiN-Yoshi-1 wrote: nice stuff , ninja girl with panda outfit and katana :)

Bamboo doesn't return strikes...
NEXT!

Awesome :D

[BizarroJoe]

At 10/2/10 05:20 AM, Spiddles wrote: Waldo, from Where's Waldo series, as an old drunken man who's rambling about the "good ole days."

My parents never bought me a "Waldo" book.
THIS IS MY REVENGE.
NEXT!

[BizarroJoe]

At 10/2/10 05:20 AM, test-object wrote: Indiana Jones and Han Solo having cowboy gay sex.

||3

Man... What about the RULES?!?
And on top of that, reference, more than one character...
No mercy... No mercy at all...
... And what's that "Cowboy sex"? Meh, I suppose it must something like this.
Enjoy your Ultimate Orgy fanart, you horny Lucasfan.
... NEXT!

[DieterTheuns]

At 10/2/10 07:27 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: Man... What about the RULES?!?

Yiiii-haaaw!
Would this be considered sodomy if it is the same person?

[BizarroJoe]

At 10/2/10 05:39 AM, Luwano wrote: An oktoberfest waitress carrying hilariously many german beer jugs.

My, aren't we feeling seasonal today?
Now that I look at this... Why haven't I did this before?!?

There's no festivity called "Scotchtoberfest"... Or IS THERE?!?

...
NEXT!

[Luwano]

Dankeschön! It looks great!

At 10/2/10 08:05 AM, BizarroJoe wrote:
My, aren't we feeling seasonal today?

Yes I am! Prost!

There's no festivity called "Scotchtoberfest"... Or IS THERE?!?

There is, indeed!

[BizarroJoe]

At 10/2/10 05:52 AM, Havegum wrote: Draw a cool guy wearing glasses with feathers attached to it!

Damn, the idea was nice, but it didn't came off as good as expected... I've been clumsy. Sorry...

This one's also for you, Turkey!

NEXT!

[Havegum]

At 10/2/10 08:31 AM, BizarroJoe wrote:

At 10/2/10 05:52 AM, Havegum wrote: Draw a cool guy wearing glasses with feathers attached to it!

Damn, the idea was nice, but it didn't came off as good as expected... I've been clumsy. Sorry...

Hahaha, looks awesome man!

Cool beans

[Peglay]

Draw Tom riding a penicorn xD
That would be interesting to see ;)

[BizarroJoe]

At 10/2/10 07:00 AM, Ninjar wrote: Two roosters having a cock fight.

.. interpret that how you will, but if you decide not to..

Two Eco-Friendly gangsters badgering a fellow senior citizen about how smoking is bad and give them the impression that the old fart needs to pick up his lit cigarette off the ground.

.. and if that is too much to draw...

Two cups of milk fighting over a cookie. ;)

Option B.
I found it the most funny idea of them all, and I've tried a really quick drawing approach to it.
So it was fun, after all!

LUNCH BREAK.
... Back in a while...

[LegolaSS]

lol some fantastic artwork so far!...

How about flood on friday cat a week before this friday been rehomed into newgrounds... :3

Meow

[Felis]

A parachuting Guile kicking a terrorist in the face.

[scultr]

How about Rambo making suggestive, flirty motions at the Terminator?

[GrumpyTom]

Batman close up serious face saying "it's kay"

you appreciate the humour if you've played arkham asylum

[argile]

Can do you a drawing of a band member from GWAR ? like Balsac the Jaws of Death?

[bigjonny13]

Fuck, I probably already missed this Whore for a day....

If not, can you draw a viking riding a dinosaur into battle