Hey everybody! Our financial problems have been solved once and for all! We have a new sponsor who is HOTTER THAN BBQ SAUCE, and they will be the new face of Newgrounds for the next SIX MONTHS! That's right... We've got ourselves an EXCLUSIVE ADVERTISING DEAL that will keep me swimming in money for the next half a year!
I'M GONNA GO COUNT MY MONEY RIGHT NOW! It feels so good, I'm rubbing it all over my body. KEEP SURFING THAT PORTAL, BECAUSE THEY WILL KEEP PAYING ME MORE IF WE KEEP GETTING MORE TRAFFIC!
They said I can even get FREE FOOD!!! OMFG!!!
I'M LOVIN IT!!!!!!!!!