Felis is being a Whore

[Felis]

I'm incredibly bored, and my creative drive is running a little low, so I figured I'd pull one of these things that should really only be thought about being done by people with confidence and skill (i.e.: everybody but me), but shit's shit and all that.

TLDR: I want to do this because I want to.

COPIED RULES.

- Art forum rules apply. I mean, come on.
- I can do things digitally or scan them in. I can do things faster if it's penciled.
- I'll only color something if I feel like it. Since I'm shit at photoshop technique, coloring is a long, slow, and crappy process for me.
-Don't expect this stuff to be portal quality. For the most part, this should be quick and dirty.
- I'm 17 and I live with a family. I get pulled away a lot for things like dinner and "social interaction". Know that.
- Be reasonable with requests, please.

No, I'm not giving you all a picture of me playing dress up. I look effeminate enough already, thank you.

Also, obligatory request is crappily fulfilled.

I'm sure nobody wants this but me.

[J-qb]

A man being bruskily shocked out of his quiet fishing trip by a big monster with hair between its teeth.

[Daverom]

SharFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFF..........
Umm.
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well...
Draw whore me, hanging out with whore you.

[Daverom]

At 7/3/10 01:56 PM, Felis wrote: No, I'm not giving you all a picture of me playing dress up. I look effeminate enough already, thank you.

Cough*
Scratch that then, mr killjoy.
Draw whore me doing something, your choice

[Felis]

At 7/3/10 02:07 PM, Larkatosa wrote: A sad looking creepy girl, holding a dead moth in her hands. <-- (This was random)

I don't know if she's creepy enough.

[Felis]

At 7/3/10 02:29 PM, M-Vero wrote:

At 7/3/10 01:56 PM, Felis wrote: No, I'm not giving you all a picture of me playing dress up. I look effeminate enough already, thank you.

Cough*
Scratch that then, mr killjoy.

My word is not my bond, if I'm having the title of mister killjoy thrust upon me.

At 7/3/10 02:11 PM, J-qb wrote: A man being bruskily shocked out of his quiet fishing trip by a big monster with hair between its teeth.

That.

I'm gonna go get pummeled by my younger brother, BRB.

[Polonium]

a law-abiding, friendly rural community being obliterated by a hydrogen bomb

[ZaneZansorrow]

A fantasy character (surprise me with the designs) holding a ridiculously huge (and apparently cool looking) demonic great sword.

[Felis]

At 7/3/10 02:27 PM, M-Vero wrote:
well...
Draw whore me, hanging out with whore you.

I don't hang out much, so I'm just looking sullen and ham-handed.

No feet

[Zyphonee]

I wanna see a brave caterpillar slaying a T-Rex.

[Felis]

At 7/3/10 03:05 PM, Polonium wrote: a law-abiding, friendly rural community being obliterated by a hydrogen bomb

I can't do active communities, so all you're seeing is obliteration.

[Daverom]

At 7/3/10 03:54 PM, Felis wrote: I don't hang out much, so I'm just looking sullen and ham-handed.

And with that, you are accepted into our ranks.

[DNoack757]

Please draw a demon playing a guitar, i want to see it SHRED!

Me frets are on fire!!

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/3/10 03:54 PM, Felis wrote:

At 7/3/10 02:27 PM, M-Vero wrote:
well...
Draw whore me, hanging out with whore you.

I don't hang out much, so I'm just looking sullen and ham-handed.

No feet

Well, that redeems you from that discouraging first post... Almost.
I think you need something else to deserve forgiveness... So here I go:
I'd like you to do that nice girl you seem so fond to draw, yeah, the one with the micro-bikini. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE. Just there, smiling and waving her hand gently in an "I'm OK, don't worry" or "It's only a flesh wound" mood...
...With heryou-know-what under her right arm.
Not that difficult... Or is it?

I'll be really counting on you... Cheer up!

[Felis]

At 7/3/10 03:07 PM, ZaneZansorrow wrote: A fantasy character (surprise me with the designs) holding a ridiculously huge (and apparently cool looking) demonic great sword.

I didn't like the legs.

Might finish better

[UnicornRebel]

My good sir, I must demand that you create a meerkat, whose nipples have bursted into flames, rocking out hardcore on the xylophone.

[Felis]

At 7/3/10 03:59 PM, Zyphonee wrote: I wanna see a brave caterpillar slaying a T-Rex.

In case it wasn't clear, this wasn't for only one day.

Also, PROCRASTINATION MUCH?

Actually, I did have a sort of busy previous two days.

[JT1]

I would like you to draw a platypus in a suit of armor fighting a dragon that kidnapped the princess (who is also a platypus.

[Ashman]

At 7/6/10 04:10 PM, JT1 wrote: I would like you to draw a platypus in a suit of armor fighting a dragon that kidnapped the princess (who is also a platypus.

about a week late there sport

[Felis]

At 7/6/10 04:11 PM, Ashman wrote:

At 7/6/10 04:10 PM, JT1 wrote: I would like you to draw a platypus in a suit of armor fighting a dragon that kidnapped the princess (who is also a platypus.

about a week late there sport

Nah, I'm still taking requests, probably to my misfortune.

Also, I've never held a guitar in my life, and hardly know how they're built, how to play them, or how to draw something playing them, so this was sketchy.

[Wivernryder]

I request that you draw boat porn.
Preferably dinghy's this time.

[MagicalJamie]

I've got a good one.

Use this shape as a base/guide. Make it into something great.

[Havegum]

Draw a guy wearing a monocle and a top hat with three pipes in his mouth!

[bigjonny13]

Draw someone in this pose.

[Felis]

At 7/3/10 05:02 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:
I'd like you to do that nice girl you seem so fond to draw, yeah, the one with the micro-bikini. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.

Ouch.

Stitches didn't work, and apparently, neither did staples, against the murderous hands of a stressed, murderous Clown.

[Felis]

At 7/3/10 07:13 PM, UnicornRebel wrote: My good sir, I must demand that you create a meerkat, whose nipples have bursted into flames, rocking out hardcore on the xylophone.

ffffff

[XPISigmaArt]

This thread is awesome!

I would like to see a killer robot powered by a hamster playing chess against a zombie Abe Lincoln wearing a top hat volcano. On the moon.

[Danopus]

I would like my eyes to see a savoury picture of several sophisticated pigs enjoying a delightful feast.

A feast of humans because role-reversal is always funny.

[ForNoReason]

a man and woman in love

[BizarroJoe]

At 7/6/10 09:39 PM, Felis wrote:

At 7/3/10 05:02 PM, BizarroJoe wrote:
I'd like you to do that nice girl you seem so fond to draw, yeah, the one with the micro-bikini. YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.

Ouch.

Stitches didn't work, and apparently, neither did staples, against the murderous hands of a stressed, murderous Clown.

This is exactly what I wanted, the way I expected. You have delievered with the skill of a milkman, I'm liking it very much, thanks a lot!
... Still, a little pull on your ear. The way you're managing this thread is not really "whoring", this is just the good ol' request thread. If you really want to take on the "Hoe" experience, you'll have to check your schedule and look for a day in which you can draw for a really long period of time with just the necessary breaks. And leave your dignity at the door mat, of course...
I think one day I'll have to rant about how I made my threads the way I did and what did I get from the experience. But that'll be for another place and another time...
Damn, you really did her just how I wanted her to be... Congrats, man!