Bizarrojoe: Whore 4 A Day.

[BizarroJoe]

Yeah, coincidentally, M-Veronica decided to do his duty the day before the one I had scheduled for my fourth installment... Well, that way, people will be heaten up already.

THE RULEZ, COPY-PASTA'D ONCE AGAIN: (I should edit them... but no time now.)

- All Art Forum rules apply.
- I'll be using ONLY a mechanical pencil, some sheets of white paper and a scanner.
- You can request only one thing at a time, If you don't, I'll choose whatever.
- Unless the thing is getting slow, I won't make two consecutive pics for the same user. If you want more than a drawing, wait in line, please.
- The art will be quite sketchy, 'cause this is an endurance test.
- I'll stop for lunch and supper times. This will end at bedtime (for me,of course I'm from Spain.)
- Please be sensible if you want your pic to drawn. Excuse me for the probable following crappiness.
- And, finally, treat me gently <3

I'm aiming for my record... So I'm nervous like a novice!
WHO'LL BE THA FIRST?!?!?

[TurkeyOnAStick]

Prehistoric cave girl, pliz

[The-Worsley-Bear]

A big scary bastard bear...... please.

[Kinsei]

At 6/5/10 07:26 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: WHO'LL BE THA FIRST?!?!?

Me First >:)
I want theses two characters from your start picture and an have them on a street corner with a limo pulling up with the window down. I want it to be one of those tacky limos too with the bull horns on the front :P

Have fun...
Fuck it is a trick to type with one of my fingers bandaged....

[Danopus]

Draw a really hot woman riding on a lizard.

[BizarroJoe]

At 6/5/10 07:29 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: Prehistoric cave girl, pliz

You like history, eh.

I'm always glad to see you here.

NEXT!!!

[bigjonny13]

The Ninja Turtles eating pizza

[BizarroJoe]

At 6/5/10 07:40 AM, The-Worsley-Bear wrote: A big scary bastard bear...... please.

yo, yo, yo, YO!

Me & my dad were hunting,
the other day.
We're having so-much-fun, BUT
There was A BIG-ASS-BEAR...

[Lintire]

Awkward situation involving a pill-bottle topped with water.
I want to see what you come up with, using that.

[BizarroJoe]

At 6/5/10 07:40 AM, Kinsei01 wrote:

At 6/5/10 07:26 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: WHO'LL BE THA FIRST?!?!?

Me First >:)
I want theses two characters from your start picture and an have them on a street corner with a limo pulling up with the window down. I want it to be one of those tacky limos too with the bull horns on the front :P

Have fun...
Fuck it is a trick to type with one of my fingers bandaged....

You want us both?
I'm more than enough for y'all, sailor...

LUNCH BREAK.
Sorry, back in a while...

[Kinsei]

At 6/5/10 08:58 AM, BizarroJoe wrote: You want us both?
I'm more than enough for y'all, sailor...

you know what they say, you can never have too much fun :3
Awesome work :P

[sucho]

two preteens in a pokemon duel. using world dictators.

[argile]

Hey as long as you got some time between both of us during those meals. NO WAIT THAT SOUNDED WRONG
Can you one of the bosses from the original House of the Dead like The Chariot?

[Kinsei]

At 6/5/10 09:21 AM, sucho wrote: two preteens in a pokemon duel. using world dictators.

Kim-Jong-il I choose you!
Kim-Jong-il Use torpedo sneak attack!

[argile]

At 6/5/10 09:36 AM, Kinsei01 wrote:

At 6/5/10 09:21 AM, sucho wrote: two preteens in a pokemon duel. using world dictators.

Kim-Jong-il I choose you!
Kim-Jong-il Use torpedo sneak attack!

I wonder if it were ever to be obama would he have to be a Physcic type trainer?

[Sockembop]

A zombie cow on skiis being pulled across someones front lawn by a giant chicken on a dirtbike

[JoeTheToucan]

Judge Dredd in a homo erotic pose, donning only his helmet. Be sure to capture that gritty assed face trying to look sexy.

[BizarroJoe]

At 6/5/10 07:42 AM, Danopus wrote: Draw a really hot woman riding on a lizard.

Deja Vú.

Hey, I'm not really complaining...

NEXT!!!

[Dalenbourg]

A ninja drinking heavily with a pirate, cause there's no reason they should be fighting all the time...

[MajesticBob]

A Ninja girl and a pirate "Getting Caught" Ah, forbidden love...

[BizarroJoe]

Thank very much, Kinsei01... I'm glad you liked it...

At 6/5/10 08:08 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote: The Ninja Turtles eating pizza

THE FOUR OF THEM?!
...
I'm afraid I can offer you only half of the team now, I'm sorry... (and on top of that, not that really great drawn...)
I'm entering panic mode, dudes, It's a warning.

[Daverom]

Dude, your starter couldn't be more accurate, I was exhausted yesterday.

but it was fun and totally worth it

I'm totally psychic

[BizarroJoe]

At 6/5/10 08:50 AM, Lintire wrote: Awkward situation involving a pill-bottle topped with water.
I want to see what you come up with, using that.

Well, not my most creative moment, I think...
NEXT!!!

[Daverom]

Draw veronica there on a coffee break after a hard first day

[BizarroJoe]

At 6/5/10 11:50 AM, M-Vero wrote: Dude, your starter couldn't be more accurate, I was exhausted yesterday.

I supposed so! Last time I made this, I thoght my back would break in half...
But I'm glad you enjoyed it.

At 6/5/10 09:21 AM, sucho wrote: two preteens in a pokemon duel. using world dictators.

Sorry, I'm running out of space and time... I hope the dictator part was the most interesting for you...

Are you feeling political today, Sucho?

Still, if anybody recognize these characters, I'd be be really surprised...

NEXT!!!

[Ashman]

tortoise with a cannon on its back :3

im fascinated by that

also vero, wheres the wrestling sharks request

[Daverom]

At 6/5/10 12:57 PM, Ashman wrote: tortoise with a cannon on its back :3

im fascinated by that

also vero, wheres the wrestling sharks request

Wrong thread bro

[ZaneZansorrow]

A pokemon gijinka doing a barrel roll while there's 3 jets flying over the pasture field full of pokemon while dropping a nuke.

[Daverom]

A bit overdoing it there zane

[BizarroJoe]

At 6/5/10 12:17 PM, M-Vero wrote: Draw veronica there on a coffee break after a hard first day

Which Veronica... This one?

Just in case...

At 6/5/10 09:23 AM, Otto wrote: A guy with curly, medium-length hair, glasses, and playing a straight saxophone please? I'll love you.

Oh. My. God.
You did say "a guy".
Damn, I botched it... Please understand me, you said draw "a straight saxophone", I said: "WTF is that" and when I saw it... I mean if someone asks you to draw something like this, you can get very nervous.
I'm really sorry...