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Hairjob

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Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:20:28


It's like doing it with a hand, but instead of a hand, you use hair.

What do you think about it?

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:21:49


I never heard of it?

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:21:55


mmmm I love fucking pony tails mmm mmm. I mean that just sounds weird. You are weird, go away >.>


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Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:24:00


At 5/4/10 02:21 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I never heard of it?

Because i invented it just now.

You can stop searching the webs for it.

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:26:27


I has questions...
A) Would the hair be tied around the penis and then the woman, or man depending on your tastes, moves up and down
or B) The hair is kind of meshed between and around the other person hand so as to configure a hair glove in which to masturbate the male.
Or C) Other please insert here: ________________________________________
________________________________________
______________.


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Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:31:57


At 5/4/10 02:24 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:21 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I never heard of it?
Because i invented it just now.

You can stop searching the webs for it.

Lol that's what I did after I replied. Well quiet an interesting thing you invented.... Tell me how that feels.

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:34:18


At 5/4/10 02:31 PM, HotHoboSex wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:24 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:21 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I never heard of it?
Because i invented it just now.

You can stop searching the webs for it.
Lol that's what I did after I replied. Well quiet an interesting thing you invented.... Tell me how that feels.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=hair%20job

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:35:14


At 5/4/10 02:31 PM, HotHoboSex wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:24 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:21 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I never heard of it?
Because i invented it just now.

You can stop searching the webs for it.
Lol that's what I did after I replied. Well quiet an interesting thing you invented.... Tell me how that feels.

Lol, i never tried it. Where would i get that hair?

Also if you said that you have never heard about it, it showed that you got interested, and most predictable thing you would do after hearing of it, wil be search on it on interwebz.

I has questions...

A) Would the hair be tied around the penis and then the woman, or man depending on your tastes, moves up and down
or B) The hair is kind of meshed between and around the other person hand so as to configure a hair glove in which to masturbate the male.
Or C) Other please insert here: ________________________________________
________________________________________
______________.

I dunno. All i mind up so far, was what i wrote in the first post.

But i guess you invented the rest of it.

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:36:00


At 5/4/10 02:34 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=hair%20job

Well thanks :c

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:36:05


At 5/4/10 02:34 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=hair%20job

OP is invention thief!
To the Batmobile!


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Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:36:40


At 5/4/10 02:34 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=hair%20job

Never heard of that, lol.

It's just urban slang, and i invented the direct name for it.

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:36:53


It sounds like you've been watching to much Avatar, and their hair fetishes.

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:38:56


Hair does feel really good actually, though it's always pretty soft. But even then it mostly just gently fell and slide around a little. Rude Awakening's ideas scare me.

But anyway, if you have a girlfriend who has nice hair, I highly recommend letting it... "waft" over your junk.


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Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:49:24


At 5/4/10 02:36 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: OP is invention thief!
To the Batmobile!

Hey now. Is he a theif, or are we just that stupid?

Think about it.

Forget

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 14:53:04


At 5/4/10 02:38 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: Rude Awakening's ideas scare me.

Do they really scare you... or just excite you?


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Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 15:38:58


At 5/4/10 02:49 PM, FeedingAdiction wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:36 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: OP is invention thief!
To the Batmobile!
Hey now. Is he a theif, or are we just that stupid?
Think about it.

Actually you guys re stupid, and i got the idea from here, exacly from (haircut/job) part:

Also to those who took it serious: You guys fucking disguist me.

Hairjob

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 15:44:00


Use axe hair gel and get some hair action
All of the hold with none of the hard

sounds gross.

Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 15:46:07


Hair!? It might work, but it'll take a while before any results start to show.


The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

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Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 15:47:26


I'm sure some weirdo with a hair fetish has already attempted this.


My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 16:02:28


what about a potato job?


Don't be STOOPID!

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Response to Hairjob 2010-05-04 16:54:40


It's more painful than a footjob. I mean she could sever a vein in your dick with her hair if it's too tight.


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