Would you rather...?

[GOOSE15]

1. (a) Smell like a fart all the time ?
OR
(b) Drink a Diarrhea milkshake?
2. (a) Have to tell all your neighbours you have a fetish for beastiality?
OR
(b) Walk around with a vibrator up your ass?
3. (a) Walk in on your grandfarther jacking off?
OR
(b) Your grandfarther walking on you jacking off?
4. (a) Eat a dead Squirrel?
OR
(b) Eat a live cow?
5. (a) Have 17 testicles?
OR
(b) Just one the size of a coconut?
6. (a) Have a third leg?
OR
(b) Have a third arm?
7. (a) Experience an orgasm from the word "Pancake"?
OR
(b) Upon reaching climax start singing the chorus of "Come on Eileen"?
8. (a) Never have sex again?
OR
(b) Have sex once with a walrus?
9. (a) Give a blowjob to each member of "Twisted Sister"?
OR
(b) Be double-teamed by Mayor McCheese & Grimace?

And finally the worst for last:

10. (a) Watch a porno with your parents?
OR
(b) Watch a Porno OF your parents?

Answer all questions LOL

[lollipopers582]

1.b
2.a
3.i dont have a grandfather
4.a
5.a
6.b
7.a
8.b
9.b
10.a

thats the best answeres for me

[enzin2345]

At 4/8/10 08:39 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: Tl;dr! Cum some1 explainz?

Oh you!

[ChickenReaper]

So you're like 10 right

[Los-Illuminados]

At 4/8/10 10:15 PM, ChickenReaper wrote: So you're like 10 right

Don't be stupid... He's about 5, TOPS.

[Irrelephant]

At 4/8/10 10:15 PM, ChickenReaper wrote: So you're like 10 right

Happy 1000 posts. You probably could have come up with something a little better to celebrate your fourth digit, but whatever, they're always 10,000.

[JordanKinsley]

eww all the bold OR's are really making it hard to read and follow. I was thinking about doing it at first, little immature tho

[Shady]

Threads like these go nowhere, because the community has no chance to add any content, and you don't read anyone's replies to the thread, any way.

[ChickenReaper]

At 4/8/10 10:18 PM, Headshot777 wrote:

At 4/8/10 10:15 PM, ChickenReaper wrote: So you're like 10 right

Happy 1000 posts. You probably could have come up with something a little better to celebrate your fourth digit, but whatever, they're always 10,000.

damniit, I didn't know

[stiller]

1. a
2. a (Because I'd be lying :D)
3. B
4. B (Rare steak.)
5. B
6. B
7. A
8. B
9. Oh fuck.....Pass
10. A

[Aigis]

Why not have positive 'would you rather's?

Then you can weigh up the benefits of each one and come to a nice logical conclusion.

Like:

Would you rather:

a) Have the ability to always make a great outfit, no matter what clothes you have and no matter what the situation
or
b) Have the ability to always get the best seat in any reasonable seated situation.