(Sure this has probably already been done...)
Hey, did you know that if stomp on a turtle hard enough, or with a heavy enough person, to bust open its shell, it doesn't just fade away but in actuality its insides are compressed and crushed from that person's overall weight.
Also, as it turns out, picking up random, multi-colored apples off of the ground and consuming the entire thing, including the seed, can be poisonous?
In fact, I also learned that making a gigantic bubble and placing one's self inside it will NOT PROTECT human flesh from the impact of a nuclear explosion.
And lastly, there is very little chance EVER that humans will be able to jump a second time SUCCESSFULLY in the air, not even when they are first born and are still getting used to their limbs and the laws of physics.