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Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 19:50:10


Hey you guys! Did you know that if Sonic the Hedgehog was real, him doing a spindash (involves him rotating at high speeds) would cause his guts and bones to tear through his sides, due to centrifugal force?!

I've fucked up one childhood memory by applying realism to it. Now you try!


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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 19:51:04


We're on the internet. I'm sure all our childhoods have been ruined plenty of times as it is.

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 19:51:22


But he isn't real.

Only in my dreams.....

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 19:52:03


The boogieman still exist. And like then he only exist because you touch yourself at night.

Amidoinitright?

"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol

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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 19:55:27


Of course he isn't real.

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:04:08


Title: Everything I Know Is A Lie

Let's ruin childhood memories!


Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness.

My "art" :D

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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:06:11


In Jumanji, the guy who plays the part of Alan Parish's dad, is the same actor who is Van Pelt.

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:09:04


At 4/8/10 08:04 PM, 56325 wrote: Title: Everything I Know Is A Lie

Two things:

The cake is a lie.
AND
That picture looks like it is moving when I read the text. :O

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:12:46


Catdog would die a horrible painful death while it fights the other end of itself trying to move.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:29:49


At 4/8/10 08:04 PM, 56325 wrote: Title: Everything I Know Is A Lie

And Super Mario 3 was just a play!!


The guy below me is gay

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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:32:00


Curly grew up to be a monster.

Let's ruin childhood memories!


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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:36:28


At 4/8/10 08:29 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:
At 4/8/10 08:04 PM, 56325 wrote: Title: Everything I Know Is A Lie
And Super Mario 3 was just a play!!

Super Mario Bros 2 was actually a dream, and Super Mario 64 was a movie.


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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:40:04


At 4/8/10 08:12 PM, Gagsy wrote: Catdog would die a horrible painful death while it fights the other end of itself trying to move.

well actually, if catdog were real, it would die of incapability to take a shit

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:41:37


pokemon and yugioh cards and how much money I dumbed into them. If only I knew what a waste it was back then hundreds of dollars gone to waste... :(


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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:45:37


When I was a child...I was disillusional o.O


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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:46:07


So Sandy...

Let's ruin childhood memories!


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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 20:48:30


At 4/8/10 08:46 PM, letiger wrote: So Sandy...

I like where it went before and I like where it is going now.


autistic screeching

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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 21:40:06


At 4/8/10 09:36 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote:
At 4/8/10 08:46 PM, letiger wrote: So Sandy...
Oh shit, here we go again.

Want to head down to GooLagoon?


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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 21:43:55


Alot of people on teh internetz ruin their childhood memories when they click on an unfortunate link with the hey arnold characters having an orgy


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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 21:47:53


I call rule 34 on Prometheus and Bob. GO.


Derp.

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 21:54:36


HEHHEHHEH

Let's ruin childhood memories!


I think of every possibility and try every one of them before seeking for help.

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 21:56:54


And this too

Let's ruin childhood memories!


I think of every possibility and try every one of them before seeking for help.

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 21:57:48


Ruin one of my memories and I'm going to kick your sorry ass!

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 22:06:31


*Everyone sees sonic in a new way.*

Let's ruin childhood memories!


-Sig-

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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-08 22:06:43


At 4/8/10 09:57 PM, Calintz wrote: Ruin one of my memories and I'm going to kick your sorry ass!

As your sig says, who gives a fuck.


English, how do you speak it!

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Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-09 22:08:54


Here's another.

In Pokemon, when Ditto is put in the daycare center with another pokemon, Ditto transforms to trick the other pokemon, and then take advantage of it... Sexually...

If you come back later, you find a rather innocent looking egg.


Ye

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-09 22:13:29


At 4/9/10 10:08 PM, UberCream wrote: Here's another.

In Pokemon, when Ditto is put in the daycare center with another pokemon, Ditto transforms to trick the other pokemon, and then take advantage of it... Sexually...

If you come back later, you find a rather innocent looking egg.

I always though it was trying to duplicate the other so hard it shat an egg.

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-09 22:14:24


At 4/9/10 10:08 PM, UberCream wrote: Here's another.

In Pokemon, when Ditto is put in the daycare center with another pokemon, Ditto transforms to trick the other pokemon, and then take advantage of it... Sexually...

If you come back later, you find a rather innocent looking egg.
Does this work in heart gold?

One girl from power rangers ( i can't remember who) went on to make a porn flick. then got fired.

Response to Let's ruin childhood memories! 2010-04-09 22:19:11


(Sure this has probably already been done...)

Hey, did you know that if stomp on a turtle hard enough, or with a heavy enough person, to bust open its shell, it doesn't just fade away but in actuality its insides are compressed and crushed from that person's overall weight.

Also, as it turns out, picking up random, multi-colored apples off of the ground and consuming the entire thing, including the seed, can be poisonous?

In fact, I also learned that making a gigantic bubble and placing one's self inside it will NOT PROTECT human flesh from the impact of a nuclear explosion.

And lastly, there is very little chance EVER that humans will be able to jump a second time SUCCESSFULLY in the air, not even when they are first born and are still getting used to their limbs and the laws of physics.


I would punch him in the face.