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Pimp my loli step-sister!

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Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 18:46:20


Here's what probably happened...

15: Your clients are waiting, make me proud

7: But why? I want my mommy...

15: Go or I'll hog the TV time so no more SpongeBob

*later*

7: Um...hello?

Due to you know what, the OP won't detail what happened afterward...

Neighbors: We won't talk or gang will give us the hose

Police: You guys suck!


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 18:53:23


At 4/3/10 06:48 PM, psychicpebble wrote: Why.

Her step-sister's a douche, that's why.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 18:57:26


god, this is worse than finding a dead baby in ten dumpsters! what sick bastard would buy this little girl's "services"?

Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 18:59:56


Some people really just need to be shot on the spot. Preferably a whole clip each.

Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 19:01:59


Am i the only one who expected a picture of your sister?


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 19:03:36


At 4/3/10 07:01 PM, februaryblues wrote:
you really need to be shot on the spot. preferably a whole gallon of man juices

yes... sir...

Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 19:45:39


At 4/3/10 07:01 PM, Master117chief wrote: Am i the only one who expected a picture of your sister?

No


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 19:46:56


I would kill them all. No really, our fucking punishment isn't harsh enough in the USA.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 20:07:19


At 4/3/10 06:59 PM, Persnickety wrote: Some people really just need to be shot on the spot. Preferably a whole clip each.

Free shots for everyone !!!!
2 for the price of 1 even though 1 shot is free withs means that 2 shots is double free !!!

warning may cause : death,live or reanimation


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 20:10:06


She deserves the "Best Sister of the Year Award"!


My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:10:51


At 4/3/10 07:01 PM, Master117chief wrote: Am i the only one who expected a picture of your sister?

I don't have a sister.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:25:12


da fuck? Gang banging a 7 year old. Those punks need beaten in an alley with no mercy!


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:28:33


Well, it is New Jersey....The 15 year old probably needed the crack or something.

Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:30:55


Wait I thought only white people could be pedophiles?


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:32:43


At 4/3/10 09:28 PM, FoodnSex wrote: Well, it is New Jersey....The 15 year old probably needed the crack or something.

There's more to life in NJ than "crack or something".... oh wait there isn't

:(

She needs to get back handed, teach her that only males pimp others.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-03 21:35:29


Dirty Jersey Nugga, we're responsible for 90% of all that goes wrong in the world.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-04 05:38:11


This news story makes me rage hard.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-04 06:39:26


I suddenly feel like going out on the street and randomly punching someone now.

/ragequit


Make me a sandwich, damnit.

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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-04 06:40:40


This isn't funny man. I feel like a line has been crossed here, and I've been on newgrounds for years.


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Response to Pimp my loli step-sister! 2010-04-04 08:40:19


I know this thread was made first but this threadis better titled and seems to have better discussion of the topic.