I recently wrote this for a battle thread but I would like to believe it is deserving of its own thread.
Revelation
Part1/2
It was a cold night, but not as cold as the dead body that lay at my feet. "Jacob, Jacob, Jacob! Why?!" I fell to my knees, grasping my friend's cold hand, holding it tight. "Why . . ." I began to cry as pain shot through my body, lingering at my finger tips. The dead silence of the night remained as I rocked back and forth. Somewhere above an owl hooted. I looked up just in time to see its shadow cross the pale moon.
Dinner was small that night. With blood shot eyes I cooked some meat in silence, and sat eating it all alone. Jacob was gone, and with him any companionship I ever had. There I was. Alone. I was stuck in the woods, so far away from anyone else. The reality was terrifying. Eventually I slept, and the nightmares began.
It was a small room. Dark, but still somehow lit but some unseen light. A figure stood in the corner with head phones on, head banging with a smile on his face. A sense of heat radiated off of him. It was different then normal heat. It felt-Wrong. The figure turned around, revealing a face with sharp cheeks, an outthrust chin, a fiendish grin, and dark red eyes. As he took the headphones off I could hear the last chords of "Cowboys From Hell". The figure smiled, revealing long, yellowed teeth.
"Finally you're here! I've been waiting for so long after that last guy . . . But enough about him, more about you." The figure said. His voice was deep and rich. It seemed to rumble, and it didn't seem like it could come from such a thin, tall man.
"Where am I?" I muttered groggily, my eyes darting around, soaking up every bit of scenery I could. The man laughed, revealing those sickly teeth once again. The man, or whatever he was turned towards me.
"You're dreaming of course." The man said.
"Really?"
"Fuck no." The man laughed as if it was all some big elaborate joke. His grin turned into a straight line of thin, pressed lips.
"Then where?"
"You are in your own little quiet version of Hell." I fell back onto the ground, shocked. I shook my head and pinched myself. Nothing happened.
"You must be kidding." I said, stuttering in fear.
"I'm Satan child, why should I lie? The only thing I have to worry about is that old snot up there coming down here and giving me some more whining fallen angels. You're already condemned, so really, why should I lie to you?"
"But I didn't die. I'm still alive."
"And you just killed somebody. Heck, relax! This is just a vision, or as He would say, a 'prophecy'." At this Satan chuckled, "Oh him with all his melodrama and floods and signs. I told him before, the only way to get them to understand is to tell them straight up, no riddles or shit like that. That only makes them mess up more."
"So that's why I'm here? You want to tell me something?" I asked, my mind whirling in shock. Satan chuckled again and walked over to me. He offered me his hand. I took it and he pulled me up.
"I like you kid. You're smart. You don't let fear take control of you. You also have guts. Killing your friend like that-Whoo! It was a spectacle to watch. He was practically twice your size and twice your weight, and you still dropped him quicker then anyone I've ever seen." The man said, the smile returned to his face.
I winced when he mentioned Jacob. I just wanted to forget about it all, leave it behind. I knew it was impossible, but might as well try. "What did you want to tell me?" I asked.
"Once again staying on top and cutting right to the chase! I like you more and more kid, I like you more and more," Satan said. Suddenly the expression left his face. Slowly the skin that made his body began to melt away. Red scales and spikes replaced the smooth skin. The face of a man disappeared to reveal the head of a snake, "I want to tell you, about the end of the world. It's coming kid, trust me. It may be tomorrow, but be a hundred years from now, but hell, its coming."
I nodded slowly, trying to comprehend what the devil had said. "Continue." I said slowly.
"If it comes, sorry, when it comes, the first sign will be the moon. It's cycle will change and be messed up. Weeks and weeks of no moon in sight, and only a few hours of full moon when every its there.
"The second sign will be much less obvious. Animals will start to act weird. Normal household dogs will go rabid for no reason what so ever, deer will be highly attentive of humans, rats will breed faster then rabbits. People will notice this for sure, but that's why I made Science. Most of its true, but sometimes it gives people a chance to believe weird things aren't just weird, but there's a reason for them, a normal, mundane reason.
"That's the weird thing about you guys. You can never just accept something for what it is. It always has to some explanation, something you can understand. You guys need to get that, some things JUST happen. There's no reason, they just happen. Anyway, back to the Apocalypse.
"People like you will start to be affected. People will change their mood. A lot of men and women getting pissed off at each other. Marriages will be divorced, relationships tattered and ruined. After that a sense of dread will fill everyone. That's when the signs stop and the shit hits the fan."
He paused, quizzically studying how I reacted. I was staring at him with a sense of amazement. There was something about him that made me believe him, something just fit. He took a breath and continued.
"First the fires will start. Entire forests burnt down in hours, killing thousands of plants and animals. Constant rains will shower your cities and towns as the angels begin to weep.
"Then my men begin to pour out of the sewers. I've planned the entire thing out. All the electricity will go out in the cities. Then we start pouring out with torches, hooting and hollering, light shit on fire, the whole shtick.
"Right afterwards His guys will start coming down to 'defend' you. We stage a few huge fights, blow up some things, disappear and leave you guys to the rest. You know the original Four Horsemen? We don't need them anymore! Craziest thing ever, but you guys will do the jobs yourselves.
"As soon as we're gone the whole world will erupt with religious wars right and left. Entire nations will be split into various factions, each trying to gain control of one thing we leave on the surface."
I cocked my head in curiosity. "What do you leave?"
"A boy. Just a god dam run of the mill child with nothing special about him, but people will be so shocked by what just happened they'll believe anything! And incredibly quickly somebody points out how the boy might've been left by the angels and the whole world erupts in war over the next Jesus Christ or Muhammad. But he's not Jesus, or a prophet at all, he's just a boy."
"But that doesn't matter." I say, shaking my head in amazement at this huge detailed plan Satan had come up with. "Because they won't know that."