Ugh

So a few minutes ago I got home from the Duke ( A store ) and begin to walk towards my house and go inside my friend gets up from behind the grill and he yells CATCH throwing a hard ball of ice at me, hitting me in the balls.

Now yo may be thinking what a pussy, but this was not a normal snowball it was hard and sharp.
So I fall onto the concrete holding my nuts in pain. He starts laughing his ass off. So now I type this my balls sore and red, writhing in pain.

My friends suck.

Similar experiences?

Well no actually, my friends know better than to assault me.

my friends decided to gang up on me with snowballs. with rocks in them.

At 2/10/10 02:39 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Well no actually, my friends know better than to assault me.

You have boring friends.

Kick their asses.

At 2/10/10 02:41 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 2/10/10 02:39 PM, gamekillereater wrote: Well no actually, my friends know better than to assault me.

You have boring friends.

Who needs interesting friends when you got the biggest assholes as enemies, I much rather attack them instead.

Just tell him that you didn't think it was funny and he should appreciate that as he wouldn't like it if you did the same to him. Simple as.

Lately it seems that all my friends have decided to use the same annoying joke everytime they run into me or I happen to show up. They say, "Look, a wild Eric has appeared." It's strange becuase it's different people, many of them don't really know each other and at the same time I've never heard the same joke being made about other people.

Which leads me to a number of conclusions. A. I either I have some sort of trait that I share with pokemon. Since I'm sullen and not generally energetic or annoying than it's not my personality. And since no one can see my tail I'm pretty sure that it's not a physical trait. B. My friends are all douchebags.

Yeah, I'm going with the latter since I already suspected this before they started acting like idiots. But no one else hangs out with me. I don't keep friendships alive and these are the people who actively try to keep me interacting with society.

I don't know, i know if i seen that i would laugh my ass off as well.

Meh, I punched the fucker in the jaw, he cried, I laughed.

At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: Duke ( A store )

What the fuck kind of store is named Duke?
That what people name their dogs.

you should've broken a massive ice-cicle over his nuts >:(

At 2/10/10 02:57 PM, maggiemae wrote:

At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: Duke ( A store )

What the fuck kind of store is named Duke?
That what people name their dogs.

It's called The duchess something, but we all call it The Duke.

At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: My friends suck...
So now I type this my balls sore and red, writhing in pain.

Fixed for the lulz :P

Seriously, that guy is a jerk. One thing is bombing a friend with normal snowballs in the face but it's just pure evil to throw an iceball into someones balls! >:(
Up here, we would execute him with an axe. VIKING STYLE!

At 2/10/10 03:00 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 2/10/10 02:57 PM, maggiemae wrote:

At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: Duke ( A store )

What the fuck kind of store is named Duke?
That what people name their dogs.

It's called The duchess something, but we all call it The Duke.

That's even gayer. That's what people name their cats.

At 2/10/10 02:57 PM, maggiemae wrote:

At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: Duke ( A store )

What the fuck kind of store is named Duke?
That what people name their dogs.

Duke Nukem will rape off your head and shit down your neck.

BALLLZ OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEL

it is unwise to provoke wild idiots. Perhaps set their boys on fire with similarly-scaled, fire-based projectile.

At 2/10/10 03:04 PM, Jackho wrote:

At 2/10/10 02:57 PM, maggiemae wrote:

At 2/10/10 02:33 PM, shabbo wrote: Duke ( A store )

What the fuck kind of store is named Duke?
That what people name their dogs.

Duke Nukem will rape off your head and shit down your neck.

He doesnt deserve it.

I was sleeping on the couch at my cousin's house, and they thought it'd be funny to wake me up at 8 in the morning (I went to sleep at 2?). They woke me up by punching me in the nuts. HARD.

But I got them back. Many times.

At 2/10/10 03:32 PM, ryanson209 wrote: I was sleeping on the couch at my cousin's house, and they thought it'd be funny to wake me up at 8 in the morning (I went to sleep at 2?). They woke me up by punching me in the nuts. HARD.

But I got them back. Many times.

Lol, we'd be good friends. Me and my friends are constantly being jackass's.

At 2/10/10 03:33 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 2/10/10 03:32 PM, ryanson209 wrote: I was sleeping on the couch at my cousin's house, and they thought it'd be funny to wake me up at 8 in the morning (I went to sleep at 2?). They woke me up by punching me in the nuts. HARD.

But I got them back. Many times.

Lol, we'd be good friends. Me and my friends are constantly being jackass's.

Me and my cousins are kinda close, and I'd probably do the same thing to them.... a few years ago. But what they did that day? I'll get them back until the end of time.

my friends jizzed in my milk before

At 2/10/10 04:13 PM, Kehoe86 wrote: my friends jizzed in my milk before

What the fuuuuuuuuuck

My friends know better than to try that. Not once have I been successfully hit with a projectile they have thrown.

At 2/10/10 04:20 PM, steelsammy wrote: My friends know better than to try that. Not once have I been successfully hit with a projectile they have thrown.

I was carrying bags of shit, I would've had to drop the stuff.

So let me hear if I got it right; your friend threw a ice/snowball in your balls. It was sharp and hard, so you probably wont be able to carry on your family.
Shouldn't you take care of your balls, instead of posting it on Newgrounds, where people are most likely to make fun of you.

Take care of your balls; they'd do the same to you!

At 2/10/10 04:30 PM, Skrupsakken wrote:

Take care of your balls; they'd do the same to you!

I took care of them, Then posted on NG.

At 2/10/10 04:34 PM, shabbo wrote: I took care of them, Then posted on NG.

That's not what you wrote.

At 2/10/10 04:44 PM, Skrupsakken wrote:

At 2/10/10 04:34 PM, shabbo wrote: I took care of them, Then posted on NG.

That's not what you wrote.

I wasn't aware at the time people would need to know that.

Sooo... how's your balls?