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You get one weapon...

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You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:41:20


What is it, what do you do with it?

I want a kunai. Great for close range, can be used as a projectile. It's not something that takes a whack of skill to use.

I'd kill a certain somebody. and keep it handy in case of emergency.

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:43:34


AK 47.

Use it for everything. Sex, opening bottles, etc.


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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:45:37


What is the situation? IS it only melee weapons or firearms also? if it's just melee i want the short sword from assassins creed, the silver one. If a gun i want a AK-47 very reliable.


Sig by BabiesAteMyDingo

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:48:41


I want a freaking giant fighting robot suit, that counts as one weapon right?

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:49:25


A computer.


Bored? | I made a bunch of those.

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:49:41


a fake nuke to sell to the arabs, I know its fake, they dont...

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:50:10


AK-47s SUCK

I'd get a M-16


Under construction

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:50:15


M9 Tranqulizer from MGS2.

15 rounds, non-lethal.

I don't want to kill anbody.


Ignore my picture and contribute to the NG wiki!

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:51:26


Either an Ak-47 or some type of over decorated bad-ass looking sword.


I am very talented at the things people get arrested for.

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:51:33


At 9/13/09 03:50 PM, spikedude101 wrote: AK-47s SUCK

I'd get a M-16

Have fun cleaning it every week.


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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:52:50


My body is my weapon. This is how I defend. Attack. Protect. Compete.

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:55:22


At 9/13/09 03:50 PM, spikedude101 wrote: AK-47s SUCK

I'd get a M-16

Considering you haven't shot either of them unless you are in the military and certified to do so, then your opinion does not matter.

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:56:33


A lightsaber. The weapon of a Jedi Knight, not as clumsy or random as a blaster, an elegant weapon for a more civilized time.


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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:58:13


Id love a 70 Callibre Minigun... Le Fucking Awesome.


"Im a medic not a doctor."

"Whats the difference?"

"Doctors heal people... Medics make you more comfortable.... While you die."

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:58:47


one of those alien guns from district 9, plus an alien hand to fire it, lulz


.:photoshop genius:. PM me if you need a sig or banner

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 15:59:51


At 9/13/09 03:56 PM, DragonFyre9 wrote: A lightsaber. The weapon of a Jedi Knight, not as clumsy or random as a blaster, an elegant weapon for a more civilized time.

Yeah.

Then I'd run around cutting off civilian's limbs and blocking bullets and crap.

It's awesome.


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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:01:30


Captain Price's mustache.

You get one weapon...


Thanks to Jrocks for the sig

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:01:42


At 9/13/09 03:51 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:
At 9/13/09 03:50 PM, spikedude101 wrote: AK-47s SUCK

I'd get a M-16
Have fun cleaning it every week.

Hey, there's only 3 things I actually love to clean
1. myself
2. my car
3. my guns

Wish I had a M-16 though


"Without love there is no hate"

"But good sir isn't love what bring everyone together?"

"To only pretend to love each other when they despise they're very existance... fools"

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:05:30


the mother fucking death star.


NEVER FORGET

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:05:52


I'd choose the Ultimate Nullifier. It pretty much takes every thing in the universe and destroys it. Plus, you can hold it in your hand.


Here's my Dtoid account. And my Urban Terror ID is BenelliM4-Medic. And I know Travis Touchdown isn't a Capcom character, but I put him in anyway.

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:07:21


A magic sword that can do almost anything. It's self explanatory.


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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:08:09


At 9/13/09 03:50 PM, spikedude101 wrote: AK-47s SUCK

I'd get a M-16

7.62>5.56


Thanks to Jrocks for the sig

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:10:05


give me an Ion Rifle and i will be happy because like the guy with the AK 47 said, its great for opening bottles, sex, opening those pesky pickle jars, and the occasional punishing the dog for pissing inside.
what could go wrong?


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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:10:09


Ruger No.1 Tropical. .450-400 Express. Breach-loading. Fuck your everything.

You get one weapon...


Gamertag: FusedEdge

Armory

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:16:51


A sharpened dildo.

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:19:42



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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:21:09


ide go grab me a Korg Oasys

wait...wat?

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:22:44


my lazor

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Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:25:25


I don't know much about weapons, but I would probably say a Kalashnikov


"To know what a paradox is, you musn't understand this sentence"

Response to You get one weapon... 2009-09-13 16:26:34


To all the faggots that keep saying AK-47, this is 2009, not 1958. There's newer versions.


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